Adventure Guys

After facing off against the empire’s Death Star, Luffy and his crew have returned to earth and resume their voyage.

Morbius: Good thing those empire guys left earth when we got back here.
Usopp: They probably needed to pull back as many troops as possible.
Morbius: And this was probably the most recent world they claimed. Hope they don’t come back.
Nami: I’m surprised our ship wasn’t stolen by the time we got back.
Zoro: Zzzzzzzzz…
*Luffy carries a box full of cannonballs up to the deck.*
Luffy: This sucker’s heavy.
Nami: Where did you get that?
Luffy: I found it below deck.
Morbius: Why’d you bring them up here?
Luffy: I figured since we have our own cannon, we could try some target practice. Just in case the marines, those empire guys, or anyone else tries to attack us.
Usopp: Well, leave the cannon work to me. I remember the time back when I was 3 years old and I jumped past a cannonball hurling towards me-
Luffy: So how do you work this thing?
Usopp: Hey, listen to me!
Luffy: Hey Zoro, you know how to shoot this?!
Zoro: Just let him sleep.
Morbius: That guy constantly sleeps.
Luffy: He’s no fun.

*Later*
Zoro: Zzzzzzzzz…
*Zoro hears cannonfire and wakes up.*
Zoro: Hey, what’s so loud down there?
Luffy: Man, that was way off the mark.
Morbius: We’re practicing our cannon.
Luffy: But it’s not going very well.
Usopp: Just let the expert aim it.
*Usopp aims the cannon.*
Usopp: Judging by the flying distance of the last one, this should do it. Fire!
*Usopp fires it, hitting a large rock in the water.*
Luffy: Awesome! You hit that thing on the first try!
Usopp: I did… What did you think? I’m pretty good when it comes to aiming. So are you impressed yet?
Morbius: I know I am.
Luffy: Then it’s all settled, you’ll get to be the sniper!
Usopp: Wait, I don’t get to be the captain?!
Luffy: No, I’m still the captain!

Usopp: I guess I can live with that. But if you chicken out, I’m taking your place.
Luffy: Fine with me.
Morbius: Though I don’t think he’s going to chicken out.
Nami: You got that right.
Luffy: You know, there's one position that
we need to fill up.
Nami: You're right. The kitchen is looking empty.
Zoro: It is vital to our survival.
Luffy: No ship is complete without one… a
musician.
Morbius: A musician!?
Zoro: Are you an idiot?!
Usopp: Just when I thought you were going to say something smart.
Luffy: But we’re pirates. And pirates sing a lot.
???: Get out here you damn pirates!
*They hear a noise coming from the main deck and go outside to investigate. They find someone making a mess on the ship.*
Luffy: Hey, what’s the big idea?!
Morbius: And who the hell are you?!
???: Shut up! Who I am means nothing, you stinking pirate!
*He attacks Luffy and Morbius.*
Zoro: How many of them are there?
Nami: Just one.
Zoro: Then let them handle it.
???: Over the years, I’ve lost countless names of the pirates we’ve killed. And now you think you can kill my partner?!
Zoro: That voice…
Luffy: What do you mean by partner?
Morbius: We don’t even know what you're talking about.
Luffy: Just stop wrecking our ship!
*Luffy grabs him and slams him into the ship.*
???: Lost by a hair…
Luffy: Just who is this guy?
Morbius: And why does he keep shouting at us?
Zoro: Johnny, is that you?
???: Hey, who said my name?
*He sees Zoro.*
???: Big bro Zoro!
Zoro: It is you, Johnny.
Johnny: What are you doing on a pirate ship?
Zoro: Where’s Yosaku? Isn’t he with you?
Morbius: What is going on here?
Usopp: Zoro knows that guy.
Nami: But how?
Johnny: It’s terrible! He’s sick.

*They bring Johnny’s friend, Yosaku aboard.*
Johnny: He’s been sick recently. Up until a few days ago, he was full of life. Now he keeps fainting and not feeling well. I have. I have idea what’s causing it.
Morbius: He's all grey, and he can't breath
right. If only we had a doctor.
Zoro: Aren't you a doctor? You have
those PHD’s? Didn’t say you had one?
Morbius: Not for medical school.
Johnny: His teeth keep falling out and his old wound opened up. I didn’t know what to do as he got worse and worse. So I thought maybe we could rest on a little island. But… a cannonball came flying from this ship.
*Luffy, Morbius and Usopp realize they’re the ones who inadvertently shoot at them,*
Luffy, Morbius, and Usopp: We’re very sorry.
Johnny: Sorry isn’t good enough. Isn’t that right, Yosaku?! Is he going to die, big bro?
Nami: So dumb.
Zoro: Hey, watch it!
*Nami examines him.*
Johnny: Lady, don’t mock his death!
Nami: Luffy. Usopp. We’ve got some limes in storage. Bring them here, asap.

*Luffy and Usopp bring likes from below deck and start squeezing the juice in Yosaku’s face.*
Nami: He’s got scurvy.
Johnny: Scurvy?
Nami: If we weren’t too late, he’ll be fine in a few days.
Johnny: Really?! Thank you big sis!
Nami: Don’t call me that. Besides, this used to plague sailors a long time ago. But we know how to deal with it.
Morbius: Oh yeah. It’s caused by a deficiency in nutrients like vitamin c.
Nami: Back then, they couldn’t store fresh food on ships. But nowadays we can.
*Luffy and Usopp stuff Yosaku’s mouth with limes.*
Luffy: A lot is good.
Usopp: You’re going to be alright.
Luffy: You sure are smart, Nami. You’re like a doctor.
Usopp: Guess she isn’t dumb after all.
Nami: You guys are morons! Every sailor should know what scurvy is!
*Yosaku immediately recovers and dances with Johnny.*
Johnny and Yosaku: Hurray hurray! Hurray hurray! Hurray hurray!
Nami: You can’t heal that quickly!
Morbius: You’d be surprised how fast the body works sometimes.
Johnny: Allow us to introduce ourselves. I’m Johnny.
Yosaku: And I’m Yosaku.
Johnny and Yosaku: And we’re the baddest pirate hunting duo in the world.
Yosaku: Big bro Zoro used to be one of us.
Zoro: Small world. Didn’t think I’d see you guys again.
Johnny: If you think you're surprised, we never imagined the great pirate hunter Zoro would become a pirate himself.
Zoro: Tell me about it.
*Yosaku falls over, still sick.*
Morbius: I know this shouldn't be funny. *chuckles* It is though.

*Later that night.*
Nami: Let this be a lesson to all of you.
Zoro: Yup, there are a lot of dangers when you choose a life on the sea.
Usopp: Which means when we’re at sea, we need to get the right amount of nutrients as possible.
Nami: Which means someone here needs to know how to cook.
Luffy: Then we need a cook! Let’s go find one!
Usopp: Yeah, you’re right. That way we’ll have yummy food out at sea.
Luffy: Exactly.
Morbius: We'll need a cool one who can concoct the IHOP breakfast secret recipe.
Johnny: Then you’re all in luck. If you’re looking for a cook, I know just the place. The food there is going to blow your mind.
Luffy: Alright! Where to?
Johnny: But consider yourselves warned. I heard a lot of rumors that a certain Hawkeyed man that you’re looking for is there, Zoro.
*Zoro looks surprised.*
Johnny: Set a course to the sea restaurant, The Baratie!