Adventure Guys

*They get closer and get a better view of the Death Star.*
Han: It's too big to be a space station.
Morbius: But it seems to the the only possibly way that planet was destroyed
Luke: I have a very bad feeling about this. Turn the ship around.
Han: Yeah. I think you're right. Full reverse! Chewie, lock in the auxiliary power.
*But the ship continues heading to the Death Star.*
Han: Chewie, lock in the auxiliary power!
Luke: Why are we still moving towards it?!
Han. We're caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling us in!
Luke: There's got to be something you can do!
Han: There's nothing I can do about it, kid. I'm at full power. I'm gonna have to shut down. They're not gonna get me without a fight.
Obi Wan: You can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting.
Luffy: Looks like we’re going on then.
*The ship gets pulled into one of the Death Star’s docking bays and lands. A group of stormtroopers immobilize.*

*Tarkin gets a transmission.*
Tarkin: Yes?
Stormtrooper: We've captured a freighter entering the remains of the Alderaan system. Its markings match those of a ship that blasted its way out of Mos Eisley.
Darth Vader: They must be trying to return the stolen plans to the princess. She may yet be of some use to us.

*The stormtroopers finish searching the Falcon.*
Imperial officer: There's no one on board, sir. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff. It must be a decoy, sir. Several of the escape pods have been jettisoned.
Darth Vader: Did you find any droids?
Imperial Officer: No, sir. If there were any on board, they must also have jettisoned. Send a scanning crew aboard.
Darth Vader: I want every part of this ship checked.
Imperial officer: Yes, sir.
Darth Vader: I sense something, a presence I've not felt since…

*On the ship, Luke and the others come out of hiding from hidden compartments on the floor.*
Luke: Boy, it's lucky you had these compartments. I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in 'em.
Morbius: At least they didn’t find us.
Luffy: Now we can leave this place, right?
Han: Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam.
Obi Wan: Leave that to me.
Han: Damn fool, I knew that you were gonna say that.
Obi Wan: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
Chewbacca: Argh!
Morbius: But how are we going to shut it down if we can’t leave the ship?

*Some imperial officers enter the ship with scanners as some stormtroopers stand by the entrance to the ship.*
Han: Hey, down there! Could you give us a hand with this?
*The stormtroopers enter the ship, but get blasted.*

Imperial officer: TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?
*He looks down from the observation deck and sees someone in stormtrooper armor exit the ship.*
Imperial Officer: Take over. We've got a bad transmitter. I'll see what I can do.
*He opens the door.*
Chewbacca: Grrr!
*Reveals to be Luke, Han, Luffy, and Morbius in disguise, with Obi wan, 3P0 and R2 joining them. They manage to take out the officers and the stormtroopers in the observation deck.*
Luke: Between his howling and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here.
Han: Bring them on! I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin' around.
Luffy: Me too. This thing is uncomfortable to wear.
Morbius: Well don’t take it off. It’s your disguise.
3P0: We've found the computer outlet, sir.
R2: Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire imperial network.
*R2 plugs himself into the computer.*
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: He says he's found the main controls to the power beam that's holding the ship here. He'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor.
*R2 brings up the schematics on the monitor.*
3P0: The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.
Obi Wan: I must go alone.
Morbius: All by yourself?
Obi Wan: I’ve done missions similar to these during the clone wars. It would be better if only one can sneak around and deactivate the tractor beam.
Han: Whatever you say. I've done more than I bargained for on this trip already.
Luke: I want to go with you.
Obi Wan: Be patient, Luke. Stay and watch over the droids. They must be delivered safely, or other star systems will suffer the same fate as Alderaan. Your destiny lies along a different path from mine. The Force will be with you always.
*Obi Wan leaves the observation deck.*
Luffy: Good luck, Space Gramps!
Chewbacca: Argh argh argh!
Han: You said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Luke: Ben is a great man.
Han: Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.
Luke: I didn't hear you give any ideas.
Han: Well, anything's better than just hangin' around waiting for 'em to pick us up.
Luke: Who do you think-
R2: Beep beep boop.
Luffy: What’s he saying now?
3P0: I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir. He says "I've found her" and keeps repeating "She's here."
Luke: Well, who... who has he found?
3P0: Princess Leia.
Luke: The princess? She's here?! Princess? Where? Where is she?
Han: Princess? What's going on?
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: Level 5, Detention Block AA-23.
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: R2 says there’s three humans in the next cell over from hers.
Morbius: Humans?
Luffy: It must be Zoro, Nami and Usopp!
Morbius: We found them!
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: I'm afraid they’re scheduled to be terminated.
Luke: Oh, no! We've got to do something!
Han: What are you talking about?
Luke: The droids belong to her. She's the one in the message. We got to help her.
Luffy: And our crew!
Han: Now look, don't get any funny ideas. The old man wants us to wait right here.
Luke: But he didn't know she was here. Just find a way back into that detention block.
Han: I'm not going anywhere.
Luke: They're going to execute her. Look, a few minutes ago, you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?
Han: Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.
Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
Han: Better her than me.
Luffy: Fine, we’ll save them without you. Luke: She's rich.
Chewbacca: Argh!
Han: Rich? Mm-hmm.
Luke: Rich, powerful.
Morbius: Yeah, she’s a princess. And they’re loaded.
Luke: Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...
Han: What?
Luke: Well, more well than you can imagine.
Han: I don't know. I can imagine quite a bit.
Luke: You'll get it.
Han: I better.
Luke: You will.
Han: All right, kid. You better be right about this. All right. What's your plan?
Luffy: I say we bust in and break them all out.
Morbius: Not everything requires us to go in guns blazing, Luffy.
Luffy: Then how do we have them?
Luke: I think I have something. 3P0, hand me those binders there, will you?
*3P0 hands him a pair of binders.*
Luke: I'm gonna put these on you.
Chewbacca: Grrr!
Luke: Ok. Han, you... you put those on.
Han: Don't worry, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.
3P0: Master Luke, sir, pardon me for asking, but what should R2 and I do if we're discovered here?
Luke: Lock the door.
Han: And hope they don't have blasters.
3P0: That isn't very reassuring.

*Obi Wan sneaks around the Death Star to deactivate the tractor beam. As he does so, Vader senses him.*

*Luke, Han, Luffy and Morbius ride an elevator with Chewbacca posing as a prisoner.*
Luke: I can't see a thing in this helmet.
Luffy: It’s getting really uncomfortable.
Han: This is not gonna work.
Luke: Why didn't you say so before?
Han: I did say so before.
*They reach the prison level.*
Imperial officer: Where are you taking this... thing?
Luke: Prisoner transfer from Cell Block 1138.
Imperial officer: I wasn't notified.
Morbius: It was… last minute sir.
Imperial officer: I'll have to clear it.
*But before the guards can escort him, Chewbacca breaks out of his binds.*
Chewbacca: Argh!
Guard: He’s loose!
*Luke, Han, Chewbacca, Luffy and Morbius start attacking the guards.*
Han: Take out those cameras!
*Luffy starts destroying the cameras.*
Han: We gotta find out which cell this princess of yours and your friends are in. Here it is 2187 and 2188. You go and get her. We’ll hold them here.
*Luke and Luffy head towards Leia, Zoro, Nami and Usopp's cells.*
Morbius: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Imperial officer 2: What happened?
Han: Had a slight weapon malfunction, but, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?
Imperial officer: We're sending a squad up.
Han: Uh, negative, negative! We have aa reactor leak here, uh, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down.
Morbius: Uh yeah, large leak, very dangerous.
Imperial officer 2: Who is this? What are your operating numbers?
Han: Uh...
*Han shoots the control terminal.*
Han: Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!
*Morbius finds the item confiscation room and sees Zoro’s swords.*
Morbius: Zoro’s gonna be happy.
*Luke and Luffy reach the cells and open them.*
Usopp: Please don’t kill us!
*Luffy takes off his helmet.*
Luffy: It’s just me, Usopp.
Nami: Luffy!
Zoro: How’d you find us?
Luffy: It’s kinda a long story.
*Leia wakes up.*
Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Luke: Huh? Oh, the uniform.
*Luke takes off his helmet.*
Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
Leia: You're who?
Luke: I'm here to rescue you. I've got your R2 unit. I'm here with Ben Kenobi.
Leia: Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?
Luke: Come on!