Star Wars part 7
Darth Vader: He is here.
Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.
Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
*Tarkin gets a transmission.*
Tarkin: Yes.
Imperial officer: We have an emergency alert in Detention Block AA-23.
Tarkin: The princess? Put all sections on alert.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.
Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.
Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone.
Chewbacca: Argh!
*Stormtroopers blast down the door and start firing at Luke and the others.*
Morbius: Hey Zoro!
*He tosses Zoro his swords.*
Zoro: This is what you get for taking my swords!
*Zoro cuts down some of the stormtroopers but more keep coming. Han, Chewbacca, Morbius and Zoro rejoin the others.*
Han: Can't get out that way.
Leia: Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route.
Han: Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, Your Highness.
Nami: Is there any other way out?
*The stormtroopers continue firing at them.*
Zoro: We can’t hold them off for long!
*Luks contacts 3P0*
Luke: C-3P0 C-3P0!
3P0: Yes, sir?
Luke: Are there any other ways out of the cell bay? We've been cut off! What was that? I didn't copy.
3P0: I said all systems have been alerted to your presence, sir. The main entrance seems to be the only way in or out. All other information on your level is restricted.
*A stormtrooper knocks on the door.*
Stormtrooper: Open up in there! Open up in there!
3P0: Oh, no!
Luke: There isn't any other way out!
Chewbacca: Argh!
Nami: That’s not good!
Han: Now what?!
Leia: This is some rescue! You came in here, and you didn't have a plan for getting out?
Han: He's the brains, sweetheart!
Zoro: We’ll have to make our own exit then.
Morbius: How? There’s too many of them.*
*Leia grabs Luke’s blaster and shoots a garbage hatch.*
Han: What the hell are you doing? Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
*She goes down the chute.*
Han: Get in there!
Chewbacca: Arrgh!
Han: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell. Get in there, and don't worry about it.
*He kicks Chewbacca down the chute.*
Han: Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her, or I'm beginning to like her.
Luffy: follow them!
Usopp: If you say so!
*Usopp jumps down the chute.*
Luffy: Your turn, Nami!
Nami: I’m not going down there! That’s where they dump trash!
Morbius: Fuck it!
*Morbius grabs Nami and goes down the chute.*
Zoro: That girl is going to get herself killed.
*Zoro jumps down the chute.*
Han: Get in there!
*Luke and Luffy jump down into the chute, shortly followed by Han.*
Chewbacca: Argh!
Han: The garbage chute was a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!
Usopp: Be thankful they won't have to feel the wrath of the mighty Usopp!
Nami: You don’t have to drag me down with you!
Morbius: You were about to slow us down.
Han: Let's get out of here. Get away from there.
Luke: No, wait!
*Han shoots the door, but the laser blast bounces around the walls.*
Usopp: Take cover!
*Usopp dives into the trash.*
Usopp: That probably wasn’t a good idea. Luke: Will you forget it?! I already tried it! It's magnetically sealed.
Leia: Put that thing away! You're gonna get us all killed!
Han: Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control till you led us down here! Ya know, it's not gonna take 'em long to figure out what happened to us!
Luffy: Can you get us out, Zoro?
Zoro: There’s no way I can cut through the door.
Nami: Oh jeez, it’s starting to smell bad in here.
Leia: It could be worse.
*They all hear a strange noise.*
Han: It's worse.
Luke: There's something alive in here.
Han: That's your imagination. Something just moved past my leg.
Luffy: It moved past mine too.
*Luke sees something through the trashy water.*
Luke: Look! Did you see that?
Han: What?
*Suddenly, 2 tentacles of an alien creature drag Luke and Luffy into the water.*
Han: Kid!
Leia: Luke!
Zoro and Morbius: Luffy!
*Luke and Luffy rise above the water and are being strangled by the creature.*
Luke: Blast it! My gun's jammed.
Han: Where?
Luke: Anywhere!
*The creature drags Luffy under the water.*
Han: Fight back, straw hat kid!
Nami: Luffy’s a devil fruit user! He can’t move underwater!
*Zoro dives down into the water. He then cuts off the tentacle that is holding Luffy and brings him back to the surface.*
Luffy: Thanks Zoro…
Zoro: Any time.
*The creature then drags Luke under but lets him go a second later.*
Han: What happened?
Luke: I don't know. Itjust let go of me and disappeared.
Han: I got a bad feeling about this.
Chewbacca: Grrr!
*They hear another noise.*
Zoro: That doesn’t sound good.
*The walls start to close in.*
Leia: The walls are moving!
Morbius: This thing is a trash compactor!
Leia: Don't just stand there! Try and brace it with something.
Chewbacca: Grrr!
Nami: This is gross! I’m going to die in a room full of garbage in space!
Zoro: And luffy’s the only one who might survive!
Leia: Why him?!
Morbius: Because he’s made of rubber, princess! But while he might live, we’ll all die!
Han: That's really comforting!
*They place a large metal rod in between the walls which slows them down. Luffy stretches his arms and tries to keep the walls from crushing everyone.*
Luke: Wait a minute! 3P0! Come in, 3P0! 3P0! Where could he be?
*Some stormtroopers enter the observation deck and find 3P0 and R2.*
3P0: They're madmen. They're heading for the prison level. If you hurry, you might catch them.
Stormtrooper: Follow me. You stand guard.
*All the stormtroopers but one leave.*
3P0: Come on. All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
Stormtrooper 2: All right.
Luke: 3P0! Come in, 3P0! 3P0!
Morbius: Answer us damn it!
Luke: Where could he be?! 3P0! 3P0, will you come in!
*3P0 and R2 return to the docking bay.*
3P0: They aren't here. Something must have happened to them. See if they've been captured. Hurry.
*R2 plugs himself into a terminal.*
Han: One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Luffy: It won’t… stop… moving…
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: Thank goodness they haven't found them. Where could they be?
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: "Use the comlink"? Oh, my. I forgot. I turned it off. Are you there, sir?
Luke: 3P0!
3P0: We've had some problems.
Luke: Will you shut up and listen to me?! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, will ya?! Do you copy!?
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Morbius: Save us, you rust buckets!
3P0: No! Shut them all down. Hurry!
R2: Beep beep boop.
*As the walls get closer, R2 is able to shut them down.*
Usopp: We’re saved!
*Everyone starts cheering.*
3P0: Listen to them. They're dying, R2! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master.
Luke: We're all right! You did great! Hey! Open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number... Where are we? 3263827!
*Obi Wan makes it to the tractor beam terminal and starts to deactivate it.*
Han: If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get outta here.
Nami: As soon as I get back to earth, I’m taking a bath.
Luke: Well, let's get moving.
*An alarm goes off.*
Chewbacca: Grrr!
*Chewbacca starts running.*
Han: Where are you going? Aw...
Leia: No, wait! They'll hear!
*Han shoots the alarm.*
Han: Come here, you big coward. Chewie, come here.
Leia: Listen... I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you, ok?
Han: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person, me. It's a wonder you're still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Zoro: Can you quit complaining?
Han: No reward is worth this.
*Obi Wan manages to successfully deactivate the tractor beam.*
Han: There she is.
Luke: C-3P0? Do you copy?
3P0: Yes, sir. Are you safe? For the moment. We're in the main hangar across from the ship.
Luke: We're right above you. Stand by.
Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Usopp: Lets get off this crazy space station.
*As they head back to the ship, they stumble upon a group of stormtroopers.*
Stormtrooper: It's them! Blast them!
*Han starts shooting them.*
Han: Get back to the ship!
*Han, Chewbacca, Luffy and Zoro chase them down.*
Luke: Where are you going? Come back! Leia: He certainly has courage. What good will it do us if he gets himself killed. Come on.
Luffy: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
*They run into the hanger, but are surrounded by stormtroopers and are chased away.*
*Some stormtroopers chase the others, but Luke and Leia get separated from Morbius, Nami and Usopp. Luke and Leia stumble upon a bridge that is unextended.*
Luke: I think we took a wrong turn.
*Leia closes the door behind them.*
Leia: There's no lock.
*Luke shoots the door controls.*
Luke: That oughta hold them for a while.
*Stormtroopers from above start shooting them.*
Leia: Quick! We've got to get across. Find the controls that extend the bridge.
Luke: I think I just blasted it.
Leia: They're coming through!
Luke: Here, hold this.
*Luke hands Leia his blaster and he throws a grappling hook at the ceiling to swing across.*
Leia: Here they come!
*Leia kisses Luke on the cheek.*
Leia: For luck.
*They both swing across to the other side.*
*Morbius, Nami and Usopp run through the halls.*
Stormtrooper: Close the blast doors!
*The doors start closing.*
Nami: Run faster!
*They manage to get through the doors before they close.*
Stormtrooper: Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!
*Obi Wan encounters Vader in the halls with his own lightsaber ignited.*
Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan.
*Obi Wan ignites his lightsaber.*
Darth Vader: We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Obi Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
*Vader attacks Obi Wan, but he defends himself against Vader’s attacks.*
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Darth Vader: You should not have come back.
*Vader uses the force to throw some small cargo boxes at Obi Wan, but he cuts through them. Vader tries to attack Obi Wan again, but he continues clashing against Vader. Their fight takes them to a narrower hall, where Obi Wan manages to land a small hit against Vader. But he uses the force to push him into a wall. Vader throws his lightsaber and tries to decapitate Obi Wan. But Obi Wan ducks and avoids Vader’s lightsaber. They both retrieve their weapons and clash them together.*
*Han, Chewbacca, Luffy and Zoro manage to get away from the stormtroopers and are in front of the Falcon.*
Luffy: There’s the ship.
Zoro: And more bad guys.
*The others rejoin them.*
Han: Didn't we just leave this party? What kept you?
Leia: We, uh, ran into some old friends.
Luke: The ship all right? It seems ok, if we can get to it. I just hope the old man got the tractor beam out of commission.
Luffy: Where is space gramps anyway?
*Obi Wan and Vader’s fight takes them back to the ship, where the stormtroopers guarding the falcon watch them fight.*
Han: Now's our chance! Go!
*They all run to the ship, but Luke sees them fighting.*
Luke: Ben?
Luffy: We can’t leave space gramps behind!
*Obi wan sees them and decides to sacrifice himself. He gives up the fight, allowing Vader to cut him down as his body disappears.*
Luke: No!
*The stormtroopers are alerted of their presence and start shooting at them.*
Morbius: We got to go!
Leia: Luke, it's too late!
Han: Blast the door, kid!
*Luke shoots the hanger door controls, closing it and preventing Vader from pursuing them.*
Luffy: Gum gum whip!
*Luffy stretches his leg and kicks some stormtroopers in a wide circle.*
Luffy: Let’s go!
*Luke hears Obi Wan’s voice.*
Obi Wan: Run, Luke, run!
*Luke runs into the ship.*
Han: I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this is gonna be a real short trip. Ok Hit it!
Chewbacca: Aargh!
*Han and Chewbacca manage to fly the falcon out of the Death Star. Vader grabs Obi Wan’s lightsaber with the force and walks off.*