Adventure Guys

Obi Wan: If the ship's as fast as he's boasting, we ought to do well.
Luffy: I’m sure it will be fast. It’s a spaceship after all.
*They make it to the hanger, but the imperial spy informs them of their location. They get a good look at Han’s ship, The Millennium falcon.*
Luffy: This is your ship?
Han: Pretty, ain’t she?
Luke: What a piece of junk!
Han: She'll make.5 past light speed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. But we're a little rushed, so if you'll just get on board, we'll get outta here.
Luffy: If she can fly, it’s good with me.
Morbius: It better be fast though.
*As they board the ship, the sand troopers find them and start blasting them.*
Han: Chewie, get us out of here!
3P0: Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel.
*Han and Chewbacca fly the ship out of the hanger and out of Tattooine’s surface.*
Chewbacca: Ggrrr.
Han: Looks like an imperial cruiser. Our passengers must be hotter than I thought. Try and hold 'em off. Angle the deflector shields while I make the calculations for the jump to light speed.
*Some star destroyers start opening fire on the ship.*
Morbius: They are shooting at us!
Han: Stay sharp. There's two more comin' in. They're gonna try and cut us off.
Luke: Why don't you outrun 'em? I thought you said this thing was fast!
Han: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home. We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose 'em.
Obi Wan: How long before you can make the jump to light speed?
Han: It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the navicomputer.
Luke: Are you kidding? At the rate they're gaining?
Han: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy! Without precise calculations, we'd fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?
Luffy: What's that flashing?
Han: We're losing a deflector shield. Go strap yourselves in. I'm gonna make the jump to light speed.
*Before the star destroyers can destroy them, Han manages to successfully travel at light speed.*

*The Death Star arrives at the planet Aldreraan.*
Imperial officer: We've entered the Alderaan system.
*Vader takes Leia to the bridge.*
Leia: Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Princess Leia, before your execution... I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the emperor now.
Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Tarkin: Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that will be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.
*Leia sees her planet through the bridge.*
Leia: No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly...
Tarkin: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system. I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?
Leia: Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
Tarkin: There. You see, Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.
Leia: What?!
Tarkin: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry. We will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.
Leia: No!
*The Death Star fires a laser at the planet, completely destroying it.*

*As Luke does lightsaber training with a small probe droid, Obi Wan sits down after feeling something bad happening in the force.*
Luke: What's wrong?
Obi Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Morbius: What does that mean?
Obi Wan: Its probably not important right now. You'd better get on with your exercises.
Luffy: Zzzzzzz…
Han: Well, you can forget your troubles with those imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun them. Don't everybody thank me at once. Anyway, we should be at Alderaan about 0200 hours.
*R2 plays against Chewbacca in a game of space chess.*
3P0: Now be careful, R2.
*R2 performs a move that takes out one of his players.*
Chewbacca: Argh!
3P0: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han: It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
3P0: But, sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrr…
3P0: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
Chewbacca: Argh!
Morbius: I think that’s a good idea.
*Luke manages to deflect non lethal laser blasts from the probe.*
Obi Wan: Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.
Luke: You mean it controls your actions?
Obi Wan: Partially, but it also obeys your commands.
*Luke gets hit in the leg.*
Han: Hahahaha! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Morbius: That’s what I thought about devil fruits. Then I met Luffy.
Luffy: Zzzzzzzz…
Obi Wan: I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self... and act on instinct.
*He makes Luke put on a helmet that covers his eyes.*
Luke: With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?
Obi Wan: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
*The probe hits him again.*
Obi Wan: Stretch out with your feelings.
*The probe fires a few more times, but Luke is able to deflect the blasts successfully.*
Obi Wan: You see? You can do it.
Han: I call it luck. In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that's something else.
*The ship’s computer alerts them.*
Han: Looks like we're coming up on Alderaan.
Luke: You know, I did feel something. I could almost see the remote.
Obi Wan: That's good. You've taken your first step into a larger world.
Morbius: Hey Luffy, wake up.
*Luffy wakes up.*
Luffy: Are we there yet?

*An imperial officer enters the meeting room where Darth Vader and Tarkin are.*
Tarkin: Yes?
Imperial officer: Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the remains of a rebel base, but they estimate that it has been deserted for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding systems.
Tarkin: She lied. She lied to us!
Darth Vader: I told you she would never consciously betray the rebellion.
Tarkin: Terminate her immediately.
Imperial officer: And what off the prisoners from earth?
Darth Vader: We have yet to hear a response from the people of earth. We must show them what will happen if they don’t comply.

Han: Stand by, Chewie. Here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
*The ship exits light speed, but arrives at what remains of Alderaan.*
Han: What the?!
Chewbacca: Arrghh arrgh!
Han: We've come out of hyperspace into a meteor shower. Some kind of asteroid collision. It's not on any of the charts.
Luke: What's going on? Our position's correct, except no Alderaan.
Luke: What do you mean? Where is it?
Han: That's what I'm trying to tell you, kid. It ain't there. It's been totally blown away.
Luke: What?
Mobius: How?
Obi Wan: Destroyed by the Empire.
Luffy: Those guys destroyed an entire planet?
Han: The entire starfleet couldn't destroy the whole planet. It would take 1,000 ships with more firepower than-
*The ship alerts them.*
Han: There's another ship coming in.
Luke: Maybe they know what happened.
Obi Wan: It's an imperial fighter.
*An imperial TIE fighter passes by them.*
Luke: It followed us!
Obi Wan: No. It's a short-range fighter.
Han: There aren't any bases around here. Where did it come from?
Luke: It sure is leaving in a big hurry. If they identify us, we're in big trouble.
Han: Not if I can help it. Chewie, jam its transmissions.
Obi Wan: It would be as well to let it go. It's too far out of range.
Han: Not for long.
*They follow it.*
Morbius: If that thing spots us, will the empire know where we are?
Han: They will if it sees us.
Obi Wan: A fighter that size couldn't get this deep into space on its own.
Luke: He must have gotten lost, been part of a convoy or something.
Han: Well, he ain't gonna be around long enough to tell anybody about us.
Luffy: Looks like he’s heading towards that space rock.
Luke: You mean a moon?
Han: I think I can get him before he gets there. He's almost in range.
Obi Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.