Adventure Guys

*On the Death Star, Vader enters Leia’s prison cell with a floating droid.*
Darth Vader: And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base.
*In the next cell over, Zoro, Nami and Usopp are being held as prisoners.*
Usopp: We’re going to die in there! They’ll definitely kill us for sure!
Zoro: If they wanted us dead, they would have killed us by now.
Nami: We need to find a way off this thing.
Usopp: How? How can we fight an army of soldiers that have laser guns? And they took our stuff.
Zoro: If I had just one of my swords, I could get us out of here.
Nami: We may be able to fight those armored guys. But that guy with the helmet is too much. Maybe if we had Luffy and Morbius, we’d have a higher chance.
Zoro: If we know Luffy he’s probably looking for us, along with Morbius.
Usopp: But how are they going to find us? We’re on a giant spaceship that’s flying through space.
Nami: I’m sure they’ll find a way. Luffy isn’t the type to turn his back on his friends.

*Luke returns to the sand crawler.*
Morbius: You’re back.
Luffy: Is your family ok?
Luke: They're gone…
3P0: Oh dear.
R2: Beep beep boop.
Morbius: I’m sorry man.
Obi Wan: There's nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed, too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.
Luke. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
Luffy: Then let’s get off this rock.

*From the top of a cliff, They all see a town below them in the distance.*
Morbius: So what’s this place called again?
Obi Wan: Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

*Luke and the others arrive in Mos Eisley, but are stopped by sand troopers.*
Sand trooper: How long have you had these droids?
Luke: Three or four seasons.
Obi Wan: They're up for sale if you want them.
Sand trooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi Wan: You don't need to see his identification.
Sand trooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Sand Trooper. These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi Wan: He can go about his business.
Sand trooper: You can go about your business.
Obi Wan: Move along.
Sand trooper: Move along.
*The sand troopers allow them to pass.*

Luffy: Look at all these weirdos.
Morbius: Don’t be so insensitive, Luffy. They’re aliens. Of course a bunch of them are going to look weird.
*Luke parks his speeder, but a Jawa starts touching it.*
3P0: I can't abide those Jawas. Disgusting creatures!
Luke: Go on, go on.
*The Jawa leaves.*
Luke: I can't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
Obi Wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
Luffy: Does that mean you can make people do what you want?
Obi Wan: To a certain degree, yes.
Morbius: Can you make Luffy do something?
Obi Wan: He may lack intelligence, but that doesn’t make him weak minded.
Luke. Do you really think we're gonna find a pilot here that'll take us to Alderaan?
Obi Wan: Most of the best freighter pilots are to be found here, only watch your step. This place can be a little rough.
Luke: I'm ready for anything.
*They enter a cantina where all kinds of aliens sit and drink. Obi wan begins looking for a pilot.*
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Luffy: I like this music.
Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here.
Luke: What? Your droids, they'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here.
Luffy: That’s a dumb rule.
Luke: Why don't you wait out by the speeder? We don't want any trouble.
3P0: I heartily agree with you, sir.
*As 3P0 and R2 exit the cantina, Luke, Luffy and Morbius sit at the bar.*
Ponda Baba: *Growl*
Cornelius Evazan: He doesn't like you. I'm sorry. I don't like you, either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 system
Luke: I'll be careful.
Cornelius Evazan: You'll be dead!
Obi Wan: This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
*The two criminals attack Luke, but Obi Wan ignites his lightsaber and chops off Ponda’s arm.*
Morbius: Holy shit!
*The music stops for a second as everyone looks at them. But they go back to their business and the music continues playing.*
Luffy: Are you ok?
Luke: I'm all right.
Obi Wan: Chewbacca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us.
Chewbacca: Rawr!
Luffy: It’s a space Bigfoot!
Obi Wan: He’s a Wookiee. Met a few in my lifetime. They once fought alongside the republic during the clone wars. Now let’s meet with his captain.

*Outside, 3P0 and R2 see more sand troopers.*
3P0: I don't like the look of this.

*Chewbacca takes them to a table to meet his captain, Han Solo.*
Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.
Obi Wan: Yes, indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
Obi Wan: Should I have?
Han: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
Morbius: Kessel run?
Han: A job I did years ago where I transported a cargo full of unrefined Coaxium.
Luffy: So you’re a pirate?
Han: Smuggler. I've outrun imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?
Obi Wan: Only passengers... myself, the boy, two humans, two droids, and no questions asked.
Han: What is it, some kind of local trouble?
Obi Wan: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any imperial entanglements.
Han: Well, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost you something extra. 10,000, all in advance.
Luke: 10,000?
Luffy: Is that a lot?
Luke: Yes it is! We could almost buy our own ship for that!
Han: But who's gonna fly it, kid, you?
Luke: You bet I could. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. We don't have to sit here and listen-
Obi Wan: We can pay you 2,000 now plus 15 when we reach Alderaan.
Han: Seventeen, huh? O.K. You guys got yourselves a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking Bay 94.
Obi Wan: Ninety-four.
Han: Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork.
*Han points to some sand troopers that are talking to the bartender.*
Morbius: That’s not good.
*The sand troopers walk over to Han’s table, but they are gone. The sand troopers then leave the cantina.*
Han: Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship, get it ready.

*Luke and the others make it outside.*
Obi Wan: You'll have to sell your speeder.
Luke: That's O.K. I'm never coming back to this planet again.

*Han tries to leave his table, but a bounty hunter named Greedo holds him at gunpoint.*
Greedo: *Huttese* Going somewhere, Solo?
Han: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money.
Greedo: *Huttese* It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large... every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.
Han: Yeah, but this time I've got the money.
Greedo: *Huttese* If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.
Han: I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba-
Greedo: *Huttese* Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers... who drop their shipments at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.
Han: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
*Han reaches for his blaster.*
Greedo: *Huttese* You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.
Han: Over my dead body.
Greedo: *Huttese* That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han: I'll bet you have.
*Han shoots Greedo, killing him.*
Han: Sorry about the mess.
*Han pays the bartender.*

*On the Death Star.*
Darth Vader: Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable. It'll be some time before we can extract any information from her.
Imperial officer: The final checkout is completed. All systems are operational. What course shall we set?
Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.
Darth Vader: What do you mean?
Tarkin: I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station. Set your course for Alderaan.
Imperial officer: With pleasure.

*3P0 and R2 lock themselves behind a door. Some sand troopers try to inspect the building, but they leave because it’s locked.*
3P0: I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: You watch your language.

*Luke sells his speeder.*
Luke: All right. Give it to me. I'll take it. Look at this. Ever since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand.
Obi Wan: It'll be enough.
Luffy: Now let’s go to that ship and get out of here.
*As they head to the ship, an imperial spy follows them.*

*At the docking bay, Notorious gangster and crime lord, Jabba the Hutt, waits for Han.*
Jabba the Hutt: *Huttese* Solo! Come out of there, Solo!
*Han and Chewbacca appear before him.*
Han: Right here, Jabba. I've been waitin' for you.
Jabba: *Huttese* Have you now.
Han: You didn't think I was gonna run, did you?
Jabba: *Huttese* Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me... and why did you fry poor Greedo?
Han: Look, Jabba, next time you want to talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps.
Jabba: *Huttese* Han, I can't make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me... dropped their cargo at the first sign... of an imperial starship? It's not good business.
Han: Look, Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice? But I got a nice, easy charter. I'll pay ya back, plus a little extra. I just need a little more time.
Jabba: *Huttese* Han, my boy, you're the best. So, for an extra 20-
Han: Fifteen, Jabba. Don't push it.
Jabba: *Huttese* Okay, 15%. But if you fail me again... I'll put a price on your head so big... you won't be able to go near a civilized system.
Han: Jabba... you're a wonderful human being.
Jabba: *Huttese* Come on!
*Jabba and his goons leave.*