Star Wars part 3
*The next day, Owen tries looking for Luke, Luffy, and Morbius.*
Owen: Have you seen Luke this morning?
Beru: He said he had some things to do before he started today, so he left early.
Owen: Did he take those two new droids and new farm hands with him?
Owen: I think so.
Owen: Well, he better have those units in the south range repaired by midday, or there'll be hell to pay.
*Luke, Luffy, Morbius and 3P0 look for R2 in a land speeder.*
Luffy: This thing is fun!
Morbius: This is way cooler than any of the vehicles on earth!
Luke: Look it, there's a droid on the scanner. Dead ahead. It might be our little R2 unit. Hit the accelerator!
*They managed to successfully find R2 in a small canyon .*
Luke: Where do you think you're going?
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: Master Luke is your rightful owner now. We'll have no more of this Obi-Wan Kenobi gibberish.
R2: Beep beep boop.
3P0: And don't talk to me of your mission, either. You're fortunate he doesn't blast you into a million pieces right here!
Luke: No. It's all right, but I think we'd better go.
Luffy: Yeah, I don’t want to miss breakfast.
R2: Beep beep boop.
Luke: What's wrong with him now?
3P0: There are several creatures approaching from the southeast.
Luke: Sandpeople, or worse. Come on. Let's go have a look. Come on!
*They look on a cliff side and see some banthas.*
Luke: Well, there are two banthas down there, but I don't see any... Wait a second. They're Sandpeople, all right. I can see one of them now.
*Luffy looks closely.*
Luffy: So those are sand people
Morbius: What gave that away?
Luke: But there should be two more-
*Suddenly, two more tusken raiders appear and attack them.*
Luffy: Gum gum pistol!
*Luffy punches one of them, but the other one hits him in the head.*
Morbius: Luffy!
*Another one hits Morbius and Luke. They then start to scavenge Luke’s speeder while R2 hides. A cloaked figure scares the tusken away. The figure then approaches them and reveals to be an old man.*
Old man: Hello there.
R2: Beep beep boop.
Old man: Oh, don't worry. They’ll be all right.
*Luke, Luffy and Morbius wake up.*
Old man: Rest easy.. You've had a busy day. You're all fortunate to be all in one piece.
Luffy: Thanks, old guy.
Luke: Ben? Ben Kenobi?
Morbius: The old hermit you mentioned yesterday?
Luke: Yeah, this is him. Boy, am I glad to see you.
Ben Kenobi: The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?
Luke: This little droid.
R2: Beep beep boop.
Morbius: He snuck off last night and we went out here to find him.
Luffy: That’s when those sand people attacked us by surprise.
Luke: I think he's searching for his former master, but I've never seen such devotion in a droid before. He claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who he's talking about?
Ben Kenobi: Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Luke: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead.
Ben Kenobi: Oh, he's not dead. Not yet.
Luffy: Huh?
Luke: You know him?
Ben Kenobi: Well, of course I know him. He's me. I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before you were born.
Luke: Well, then the droid does belong to you.
Morbius: He’s all yours.
Obi Wan Kenobi: I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid. Very interesting.
*They hear a noise in the distance.*
Luffy: What was that?
Luke: The sand people.
Obi wan: I think we better get indoors. The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
R2: Beep beep boop!
Luke: 3 PO.
*They find 3P0, with pieces of his body severed.*
3P0: Where am I? I must have taken a bad step.
Luffy: You fell off a rock.
Luke: Can you stand? We've got to get out of here before the Sandpeople return.
3P0 I don't think I can make it. You go on, Master Luke. There's no sense in you risking yourself on my account. I'm done for.
Luke: No, you're not. What kind of talk is that?
Morbius: Don’t be dramatic. You don’t have any blood or organs
Obi Wan: Quickly. They're on the move.
*Later, in Obi Wan’s hut.*
Obi Wan: It’s not much. But it will provide enough sustenance.
*Luffy eats some food Obi wan gave him.*
Luffy: Thanks a lot, Space gramps.
*Luke finishes repairing 3P0.*
Luke: No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.
Obi Wan: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals. Thought he should have stayed here and not gotten involved.
Luke: You fought in the Clone Wars?
Morbius: The Clone wars?
Obi Wan: It was a galactic war 19 years ago between the former galactic republic and the long since dead seperatist alliance. The republic's main soldiers were an army of clones of a mandalorian bounty, hence the name. But since earth wasn’t part of either alliance, it’s only natural they weren’t part of it. And yes. I was once a Jedi knight, the same as your father.
Luke: I wish I'd known him.
Obi Wan: He was the best starpilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior. I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself. And he was a good friend. Which reminds me, I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn-fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
3P0: Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll close down for a while.
Luke: Sure. Go ahead.
*3P0 shuts himself down as Obi Wan hands Luke something.*
Morbius: A flashlight?
Obi Wan: No.
Luke: What is it?
Obi Wan: It's your father's lightsaber.
Luffy: What does it do?
Obi Wan: This is the weapon of a Jedi knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster.
*Luke turns it on and a laser comes out.*
Obi Wan: Think of it as a laser sword.
Luffy: That’s so awesome!
Morbius: We need to get Zoro one of those!
Obi Wan: An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic, before the dark times, before the Empire.
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
Luke: The Force?
Luffy: What's the force?
Obi Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together.
R2: Beep beep boop.
Obi Wan: Now let's see if we can't figure out what you are, my little friend, and where you come from. I saw part of a message-
Obi Wan: I seem to have found it.
*R2 plays the entire recording.*
Leia: General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person. But my ship has fallen under attack, and I am afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Morbius: Just who is she? And what’s Alderaan?
Obi Wan: A planet of the imperial senate. And that’s its princess, Leia Organa. Seems she’s part of the rebellion. You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
Luke: Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to get home. It's late. I'm in for it as it is.
Obi Wan: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. And I don’t sense these two are force sensitive like you.
Luke: I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire. I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's all such a long way from here.
Obi Wan: That's your uncle talking. My uncle.
Luffy: You can count on us helping you Space gramps.
Obi Wan: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I can’t risk dragging your planet into a war you’re not ready for.
Morbius: As far as I’m concerned, it already is. They’re invading our planet and took our friends.
Luffy: We'll do whatever it takes to save them.
Obi Wan: Very well. But Luke must help as well.
Luke: I can’t Ben. My uncle will kill me. How am I ever gonna explain this?
Obi: Learn about the Force, Luke.
Luke: Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.
Obi Wan: You must do what you feel is right, of course.
*On the Death Star, an important meeting is taking place.*
Imperial officer 1: Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped. They're more dangerous than you realize.
Imperial officer 2: Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander, not to this battle station.
Imperial officer 1: The rebellion will continue to gain support in the Imperial Senate-
*Darth Vader and Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin enter the meeting room.*
Wilhuff Tarkin: The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away.
Imperial officer 1: That's impossible. How will the emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?
Tarkin: The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line- fear of this battle station.
Imperial officer 1: And what of the rebellion? If the rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of this station, it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it.
Darth Vader: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.
Imperial officer 2: Any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Imperial officer 2: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortre-
*Vader starts choking him with the force.*
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Tarkin: Enough of this. Vader, release him.
Darth Vader: As you wish.
*Vader lets him go.*
Tarkin: This bickering is pointless. Lord Vader will provide us with the location of the rebel fortress by the time this station is operational. We will then crush the rebellion with one swift stroke.
*Luke and the others come across the Jawa sand crawler in ruins and the Jawas dead.*
Morbius: What happened here?
Luke: It looks like the Sandpeople did this, all right. Look. There's gaffi sticks, bantha tracks. It's just, I've never heard of them hitting anything this big before.
Obi Wan: They didn't, but we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side-by-side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers.
Luke: These are the same Jawas that sold us R2, 3PO and the humans.
Luffy: They are?
Obi Wan: And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
Morbius: Yeah right.
Luke: But why would imperial troops want to slaughter Jawas?
Morbius: You think they were looking for us?
Obi Wan: It is most likely. The droid has important imformation the empire doesn’t want to fall into the hands of the rebellion.
Luke: If they traced the robots here, they may have learned who they sold them to, and that would lead them back... home!
Obi Wan: Wait, Luke! It's too dangerous!
*Luke takes his speeder and heads back to his home.*
*Luke arrives to find smoke coming from his home.*
Luke: Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!
*Unfortunately, He finds the burned remains of his aunt and uncle.*