Syrup Village part 9
Ninjin: The butler is walking to the shore?
Tamanegi: That's right, I saw him walking there a minute ago!
Ninjin: Hey, Piiman. Wake up.
Piiman: I’m normally sleeping around this time.
Tamanegi: This isn’t the time to be sleeping! Something weird is going on! I really think pirates are going to attack the village. What the captain said was a lie when he said pirates were coming.
Ninjin: I think so too.
Piiman: He was acting weird yesterday.
*They see Kaya walking on the paved road.*
Ninjin: It’s Kaya.
Piiman: What's she doing out here?
Tamanegi: Something must have happened.
Luffy: Zzzzzzz…
Nami: Looks like they’re down for the count.
Zoro: I guess.
Usopp: But Luffy’s trapped under that bow.
Zoro: He's fine, you should really worry about your own injuries by the look of things.
Morbius: Don’t see how they can possibly continue fighting.
Jango: That brat has messed up the plan! What am I going to do with this mess?! If kuro sees this, he’ll kill us!
???: Hey wake up, Buchi! Looks like there's a fight going down!
???: What the hell happened here?
Jango: I nearly forgot that we still have our trump cards. Come down, Nyaban Brothers!
*Two more pirates appear.*
Sham: Did you call for us, Captain?
Buchi: Well, did you?
Nami: Uh…
Morbius: Who the fuck are they?
Jango: Sham, Buchi, we’re trying to get up this slope but we haven’t been successful. Now would you be kind enough to remove this obstacle from our path.
Sham: No way! We can’t do that! He looks too strong!
Buchi: Yeah, he looks strong. Way stronger than us.
Zoro: Huh?
Sham: Besides, we just guard the ship, not fight people!
Buchi: He's right. We’re not the kind of guys you want to send into battle.
Usopp: So they're a couple of cowards. Guess they aren’t the trump cards after all.
Morbius: What do you expect? They look ridiculous. Even Buggy’s crew was more threatening than these guys.
Jango: Just go, Sham!
Sham: Why me?!
Jango: Just do it!
Sham: Ok, I’m going! Just don’t yell at me!
Nami:That guy is crying like a baby. What are they even doing down there? Of all people, why force that guy to fight?
*Sham runs towards Zoro.*
Sham: Just wait! I’m going to tear you up with these claws! I’m a vicious killing machine!
Zoro: You come any closer and I’ll cut you in half!
Sham: Not likely…
*Suddenly Sham attacks Zoro, but he blocks him.*
Sham: It seems you feel for my little rouse. I’m impressed you blocked me. Considering what a brilliant performance I gave.
*Zoro sees that two of his swords are gone.*
Sham: Are you missing something? Not that I would know anything about it.
Jango: There it is.
Buchi: Cat burglar.
Zoro: Give me back my swords.
Sham: But you already have a sword. How greedy can you be? Say goodbye to your swords.
*He tosses them aside.*
Sham: That’s better
Zoro: Don’t disrespect other people’s weapons!
*Zoro cuts Sham. But he jumps onto Zoro and pins him to the ground.*
Morbius: Oh shit!
Sham: Did you think you could cut me? Well too bad. I have a thin waist. Buchi, you’re up!
Buchi: Got it, Sham!
*Buchi jumps in the air and nearly performs a heavy drop kick on Zoro, but he gets out of the way.*
Sham: Damn it, he got away!
Buchi: Hold him tighter next time.
Sham: He's stronger than I thought he would be.
Zoro: If that tubby guy would have landed on me, he would have broken my bones.
Sham: We’re going to get him for sure this time!
Buchi: You got that right!
Zoro: Using one sword isn’t my forte fellas, but what the hell.
Sham: Let's go, Buchi!
Buchi: Right, Sham!
*They both lunge at Zoro and try to scratch him, but Zoro uses his remaining sword to block their attacks.*
Nami: That's not good! He can’t handle both of them!
Morbius: I doubt he’ll last long.
*Usopp aims his slingshot at the Nyaban brothers.*
Nami: What are you doing?
Usopp: there’s no way he can’t fight back if he’s too busy blocking their attacks. I’m going to help him. Lead star!
*Usopp shoots a small pellet of lead, but it accidently hits Zoro.*
Sham: Now's our chance!
*They both scratch Zoro.*
Nami: You’re supposed to hit them!
Usopp: I was trying to! It’s like he deliberately put himself in front of that attack.
Nami: But why would he do that?
Zoro: You dumbass, I don’t need your help. Do you want to die?
*Sham and Buchi try to scratch Zoro again but he continues to block their attacks.*
Nami: Maybe it’s us that got saved.
Morbius: What are you talking about?
Nami: If Usopp had hit those two, they would have come after us instead. And we all wouldn’t stand a chance.
Usopp: What a guy.
Nami: There's no way Zoro can beat them like that. We need to get his swords back.
Morbius: Let's go then.
Usopp: No, let me.
Nami: Don’t push yourself. You can barely stand up on your own.
*Morbius and Nami run to grab Zoro's swords, but Jango hits Nami’s shoulder with his ring.*
Morbius and Usopp: Nami!
*Morbius gets pissed and charges Jango. But he cuts Morbius in the abdomen.*
Jango: What do you need swords for- Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!
*Jango, Sham, and Buchi see Kuro at the top of the slope.*
Jango: I’m so sorry! I can explain all of this!
Kuro: The night has long since passed. So why is it that you’ve made no progress on the plan?
*The pirates look scared.*
Usopp: He picked a bad time to appear…
Kuro: What the hell is going on?!