Syrup Village part 7
Pirate 1: Hey, captain jango, it’s almost dawn! We’ve got to get ready!
*Jango moonwalks out of the cabin.*
Jango: You idiots, only the sun can wake me up!
Pirate 2: Mornings are the worst for him.
Jango: Just look, the moon is still up. Now which one of you woke me up?
Pirates: We’re sorry sir!
Jango: well in that case… good morning, men. Let’s set sail!
*The crew cheers.*
*Luffy and the others pour oil down the slope.*
Usopp: It's perfect!
Morbius: Your plan is to make them slip!
Usopp: That's right. There’s no way they can make it up the slope with all the oil we poured. While they’re slipping, we show up and beat them up. I’ll defend this village, no matter what it takes.
Nami: Let's hope none of us slip on that oil with them.
Morbius: We’d be caught in our own trap.
Luffy: I gotta hand it to you Usopp, you sure know how to fight dirty.
Usopp: Of course I am! There isn’t anyone alive who can beat me at fighting dirty!
Zoro: It's almost daytime.
Morbius: Which means they’re coming.
*The Black Cat pirates make landfall.*
Pirate: 1: Land ho!
Jango: Alright men, you know what to do! Go to shore, attack the village and head for the mansion!
Pirate 2: Hey captain, there’s two small boats nearby! Should we investigate?
Jango: Leave them. They don’t look like they have any treasure. And we have a schedule to keep. Now let’s move out!
Luffy: Where are they? I thought we were going to fight?
Morbius: Yeah, the sun’s up.
Zoro: Maybe they overslept?
Usopp: Oh they’ll show up.
*Nami hears something.*
Nami: It's probably me hearing things. But it sounds like a bunch of people are cheering.
Usopp: Crap! They must be at the other slop!
Morbius: Other slop?!
Usopp: Yeah, there’s another slop like this one north of here!
Luffy: You mean we're at the wrong one?!
Usopp: This is where they had their secret meeting, so I just assumed they would come here!
Luffy: We need to hurry before they can get to the village! Where is it?!
Usopp: It's north from here. If we run, we can get there in three minutes! All we need to do is stop them at the slop!
Morbius: You mean we have to run to the other side of the island?!
Luffy: Don’t worry, we’ll stop them.
Nami: Oh no! Our ships are at the north shore! Which means they’ve seen our boats and will steal it!
Luffy: I’ll be there in 20 seconds!
Morbius: I’ll race you!
Usopp: I can’t believe my oil strategy was all for nothing!
*The three of them run.*
Nami: my precious treasure…
Zoro: Stop standing there, and let’s go.
*But Nami slips on the oil and holds onto Zoro.*
Nami: I’m going to fall!
*Zoro falls down and Nami climbs on top of him to escape.*
Nami: Sorry, but the treasure is in danger.
*She runs.*
Zoro: That girl is going to pay!
*The pirates begin climbing up the slope, but Usopp shoots at them with his slingshot.*
Jango: So we meet again.
Usopp: I am the great captain Usopp! My men and I are ready to fight to the death!
Morbius: I don’t think we were the first ones supposed to be here.
Usopp: That's right. That guy was running ahead of us.
*Zoro struggles to get up the oily slope.*
Zoro: How the hell am I supposed to get out?!
*Luffy arrives at the village.*
Luffy: The village? He said to run north. So I ran in the coldest direction. Why am I not at the shore?
Jango: You’re the troublesome brats that overheard our plan. What do you think you’re doing?
Morbius: FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WON A NOBEL PRIZE!
Jango: I thought you were dead?
Usopp: I’m warning you, leave while you still can! If you don’t, my 100 million crew mates will massacre all of you!
Morbius: Um… yeah, don’t fuck with us!
Pirate 1: Are we really supposed to buy that?
Jango: 100 million?!
Pirate 2: Captain, they’re lying.
Usopp: Crap, they saw right through us!
Pirate 3: Did they really think they could lie to us?
Jango: You’ve been lying to us this whole time?!
Morbius: Damn it, Luffy. Where are you and Zoro?
Pirate 4: Captain, you’re not gonna believe what we found.
Jango: Is it bad?
Pirate 4: It’s good sir. We searched those other boats and found a huge load of treasure. I bet there’s around $5 million in there.
Usopp: $5 million? How did your guys get that much treasure?
Morbius: Nami had that much money on her?!
Usopp: Um… I see you’ve found my treasure hold! You can have it!
Morbius: But Usopp-
Usopp: It’s all yours!
Pirate: You’re just going to let us have it?
Usopp: That's right! Just leave this village and forget about the plan!
Pirate 2: Is he trying to bribe us?
Jango: Of course we’re going to take the treasure. We’re pirates after all. And we’re not turning back till we get what we came here for.
Usopp: Well, that makes sense…
Morbius: Looks like bribing them didn’t work.
*Jango pulls out his ring.*
Jango: Alright then, on the count of “Jango”, would let us pass. One.
Usopp: It’s that weird weapon of his!
Jango: Two!
Morbius: Oh crap!
Jango: Jang-
*But Nami hits both Usopp and morbius.*
Nami: Don’t you dare try to give my treasure away you fools!
Usopp: Ow!
Morbius: Why'd you hit me?! He’s the one who wanted to give your treasure away!
Pirate 4: Who’s that woman?!
Pirate: Captain, this isn’t the time to hypnotize yourself!
Nami: That treasure belongs to me, and I’m not going to let you have a single cent! And I’m coming down there to get it back!
Usopp: That hurt us, ya know?!
Nami: Who said you could give away my treasure?!
Usopp: I only said we’d give them the treasure!
Morbius: yeah, we weren’t going to give it to them!
Nami: That's the same thing! Besides, I just saved your lives.
Usopp: Huh?
Nami: I forget to mention this, but don’t watch his ring routine. That guy is a hypnotist.
Morbius: That must have been how he knocked me and Luffy out.
Nami: Speaking of Luffy, where is he? He’s a fast runner, I thought he’d be here ahead of you guys.
Usopp: I don’t know, he either got lost or chickened out.
Morbius: I may have known Luffy for a little while, but he isn’t the type to chicken out from a fight.
Nami: which means he got lost. And just when we need him most.
Morbius: You still got me.
Nami: No offense, but I don’t think you’re strong like Luffy or Zoro. They could easily take all of those guys.
Morbius: I can still fight!
Usopp: I suppose I better step back. You two go attack them while I offer support.
Nami: Me?! I can’t take on a group of cut throat pirates! That’s suicide!
Morbius: And I can’t fight all of them at once!
Nami: Ha, so you admit you’re not as strong!
Morbius: I did not! Just go down there and fight them, Usopp!
Usopp: Yeah right, me fighting? Beneath this calm exterior lies the terror of a coward.
Nami: Oh you think you’re scared? I’m so scared I’m about to cry!
Usopp: You’re as dry as a desert!
Jango: We don't have any time for this nonsense. Crush them all and move to the village!
*The pirates run towards them.*
Nami: Here they come!
Morbius: Any bright ideas?!
Usopp: Wait, I just remembered. I have some caltrops.
Nami: Let us have some then.
*Usopp gives morbius and Nami some caltrops and they throw them on the ground.*
*Zoro falls down the slope again.*
Zoro: Nami, if you’re still alive when I get out of here I’ll kill you!
*Zoro then uses swords to climb up the slope and succeed.*
Zoro: Take that oil! Now how do I get to the north beach?
*Luffy runs through the forest.*
Luffy: Run straight north! Run straight north!
*But he runs into a rock wall.*
Luffy: Which way is north?