Syrup Village part 3
*Later, all five of them are eating in a restaurant.*
Usopp: Crew members?! You’re looking for a huge ship and crew members?
Luffy: That's right.
Morbius: You think you can help with that?
Usopp: Sorry, but this town doesn’t have any big sailing ships around. But there is one place I know that will likely have one.
Nami: What is it?
Usopp: There's a mansion in town that’s owned by this young girl I happen to know. She’s sick and bedridden.
Nami: Why would a girl like her own a mansion?
Luffy: Hey lady, more meat!
Zoro: And more booze.
Usopp: Are you even listening?!
Morbius: Why does she live alone like that?
Usopp: Sadly, a year ago, the girl lost her parents. She was given the mansion and a massive fortune. But even with all that money, you’ll never find a more tragic situation.
Nami: I’m that case, let’s just forget trying to find a ship here. We can try somewhere else.
Luffy: Oh come on, there’s no rush. We just ate. Let’s buy more food and then we can leave.
Morbius: also some blood.
Usopp: By the way, you said you were looking for some crew members right?
Luffy: Yeah.
Usopp: Then how about you make me your captain?
Luffy, Zoro, Nami and morbius: No way.
Usopp: At least consider it!
*Later, the three kids sneak around the restaurant.*
Ninjin: Are you sure this is where the pirates are?
Tamanegi: I saw them go in with captain Usopp! We have to save him!
Piiman: But they’re real pirates! They may have eaten him already!
Ninjin: It’s witches who eat people, not pirates! Now let’s fight back guys!
*They enter the restaurant.*
Ninjin, Piiman, and Tamanegi: we are the Usopp pirates!
Nami: Huh?
Luffy: Who are they?
Morbius: Just some kids playing pirates.
Piiman: The captain isn’t here.
Tamanegi: Did they really eat him?
Piiman: Hey pirates, give us our captain back!
Luffy: Ah, that meat sure was good.
Morbius: You can say that again.
Ninjin: Did he say meat?!
Tamanegi: These pirates are cannibals!
*Nami chuckles.*
Ninjin: What did you do to our captain?!
Zoro: If you're looking for him… we ate him.
Ninjin, Piiman and Tamanegi: Aaaahhh!! Cannibals!!
Nami: What are you looking at me for?!
*Zoro and Morbius laugh.*
Nami: You just had to say that to them!
Ninjin: He had to do something?
Zoro: After that he left.
Morbius: He looked like he was in a hurry. Wonder what it was?
Ninjin: He probably went to the mansion.
Nami: The mansion where that sick girl lives?
Piiman: Yup.
Morbius: Why does he go there?
Piiman: To lie.
Luffy: But isn’t that a bad thing to do?
Ninjin: Oh no, he’s not a bad guy.
Tamanegi: He's a good guy.
Luffy: Huh?
*A butler brings some food to the owner of the mansion.*
Butler: You want to see Usopp again?
Kaya: What’s wrong with that, Klahadore? I just want to talk to him.
Klahadore: How many times have I told you? He’s nothing but a liar and a terrible influence.
Kaya: Buzzkill.
Klahadore: Call me whatever you want, but it still won’t change my mind. Usopp’s stories are too absurd for a girl like you. When your parents died, they instructed me to watch over you. That’s why the guards are standing in front of the gate.
*His glasses slip, so he adjusts them with his palm.*
Klahadore: All of this is for your own good, Kaya.
Kaya: I know.
Klahadore: Now be sure to take your medicine.
Kaya: I will.
*As he leaves the room, she sees Usopp out the window.*
Kaya: Usopp!
Usopp: I saw you looking depressed in there.
Kaya: I wanted to treat you like a proper guest. But Klahadore won’t allow it. It’s not like you’re a bad person.
Usopp: Nevermind him, I feel fine out here. A room like that would make me feel uncomfortable. I am a brave warrior of the sea after all.
Kaya: So what adventure will you tell me about today?
Usopp: How about the time I fought a giant southern goldfish?
*Usopp begins to tell her a fake story.*
Luffy: Wow, what a great guy.
Morbius: Very nice of him.
Nami: So he makes her feel better by telling her lies?
Tamanegi: Yup.
Piiman: I like that he’s always up to something.
Ninjin: I like that he's not afraid to be silly.
Tamanegi: And I like his lies.
Zoro: What kind of points are those?
Morbius: Still nice though.
Luffy: And that really makes her feel better?
Piiman: Yeah, all thanks to captain Usopp.
Luffy: Then let’s ask her for a ship!
Nami: No way we’re doing that!
*The 7 of them stand in front of the gate of the mansion.*
Luffy: Hey, can you give us a ship?!
*silence.*
Luffy: Guess I’ll just climb over then.
*he starts climbing over the gate.*
Ninjin: What was the point of that greeting?
Morbius: I know I teamed up with pirates,
thereby enforcing piracy, but I'm pretty sure this is breaking and entering
Nami: There's no way we can stop him.
Zoro: Guess we’ll have to follow him.
Klahadore: Intruders? Where are the guards, merry?
Merry: Well, they’re on a lunch break…
Kaya: What happened to the goldfish?
Usopp: I cut it up into pieces and sent them to a country full of dwarves. And to this day, they’re still eating it. And because of my awesome powers, they called me-
Ninjin, Piiman, and Tamanegi: Captain Usopp!
Usopp: Yes, captain Usopp-
*He sees Luffy and the others.*
Usopp: What are you doing here?!
Ninjin: We brought this guy here.
*They points to Luffy.*
Luffy: You must be that lady who owns this place, right?
Kaya: Who are they, Usopp?
Usopp: Oh them, they’re just people who heard of me and wish to join the Usopp pirates.
Luffy: now we’re not.
Morbius: We're already a band of pirate misfits.
Kaya: A request?
Luffy: Yeah, we want a ship.
Klahadore: What do you people think you’re doing? This is trespassing.
Morbius: He's rude.
Luffy: Who's he?
Usopp: It’s the butler.
Kaya: Klahadore, they’re-
Klahadore: You can explain things later Kaya. Now all of you leave unless there’s something you want.
Luffy: We want a ship.
Klahadore: Most certainly not!
*He adjusts his glasses.*
Luffy and Morbius: aw man…
Klahadore: Usopp, I heard rumors about you in the village that you go on adventures. Quite impressive for someone as young as you.
Usopp: Well, people who admire me call me captain.
Morbius: I highly doubt that. At best they
probably call you sir.
Klahadore: Your father also had quite the reputation.
Usopp: What did you say?
Klahadore: You'll be nothing more than the son of s filthy pirate.
Kaya: Klahadore, stop this!
Klahadore: Who knows what kind of trouble you'll get into. All I ask is that you leave this young lady alone.
Morbius: Alright. Jeez. Attitude.
Luffy: Did he say his dad is a pirate?
Usopp: Filthy pirate you say?
Klahadore: I'm merely stating the truth. I sympathize with you. You must hate your father for abandoning you for a life of treasure.
Usopp: don't you dare insult my father ever again!
Klahadore: why so angry? Why don’t you do your best and lie? Like that your father is a sailor, or that you’re not blood related.
*He gets down and punches him.*
Morbius: Ooooohhh!
Klahadore: Case and point. He lies and when that doesn't work, he resorts to violence. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Usopp: Shut up! My old man listened with his heart! He chose a life with adventure! I am proud to call him my father! I may lie from time to time, but I will never lie about him!
Morbius: That was actually pretty cool. You
earned my respect.
Luffy: Oh, I know who he’s talking about.
Morbius: You do?
Klahadore: Pirates are brave are they? That’s a way to twist the truth. You are living proof of your savage heritage. All you do is lie and resort to violence. All of this just to get this young lady’s fortune.
Usopp: No I don't-
Klahadore: You’re nothing but scheming trash, just like your father!
Usopp: That's enough!
Kaya: Usopp stop! He’s not a bad person. He takes care of me. Klahadore just went too far.
Klahadore: Leace this place at once. And never come here again.
Usopp: Have it your way. You’ll see me again.
*Usopp leaves.*
Piiman: The captain is a great guy, jerk face!
Ninjin: He’d never do something like that, jerk face!
Tamanegi: Jerkface!
Luffy: Jerkface!
Zoro: You too?
Klahadore: Now I order all of you to leave!