Syrup Village part 4
Klahadore: It’s time for your lunch miss Kaya.
Kaya: I don’t want it. It’s not even going to taste good.
Klahadore: you’ll supset the cook if you say such things. He works hard to keep you healthy.
Kaya: you’re just trying to make me feel guilty. I already talked to Usopp against your wishes. But you didn’t have to drive him away.
Klahadore: May I sit?
*He sits down.*
Klahadore: 3 years ago, I came to this estate. I’ll never forget that day. Before that, I worked on a ship. I made one small mistake and they left me here. I was forsaken and alone. Then I came across this village. I was without a home or money. I was sure I would die. But your parents employed me. I owe them my life. And you’re their daughter. I realize I went too far. I have no right to interfere with your choice of friends. But Usopp has a terrible reputation, no matter how much he tries to sugar coat it. If he were to ever lay a hand on you… then I will have failed your parents! But I went too far. You must hate me.
Kaya: I don’t hate you. But it was still wrong. Usopp is a nice person.
*Zoro, Nami, Ninjin and Piiman sit beside a wooden fence.*
Nami: Where did Luffy and morbius go?
Zoro: Who knows. They probably went after that long nose guy.
Ninjin: The captain must have gone to his secret spot.
Piiman: Yeah, it’s over by the shore. He always goes there to think. Wanna go?
Zoro: Nah, it’s fine.
Nami: Hey, where’s your other friend?
Ninjin: You mean Tamanegi? He always disappears.
Piiman: Then he always shows up out of nowhere screaming about something.
*Tamanegi runs towards them.*
Tamanegi: I’ve got terrible news guys! There’s some nut job in the village and he only walks backwards!
Ninjin and Piiman: You liar.
Tamanegi: It's the truth! There he is!
*They see a strange guy moonwalking towards them.*
???: Now which one of you had the nerve to call me weird? I’m just a normal guy.
Nami: Is that so? You look strange.
???: Don’t be silly, I’m just a run of the mill, ordinary hypnotist.
Tamanegi: A hypnotist? Really?
Ninjin: Show us something!
Piiman: yeah, do something!
???: What?! What makes you think I’d want to reveal my masterful techniques to a bunch of roadside strangers? Ok, you convinced me. Now watch this ring.
*He pulls out a ring on a string.*
Zoro: What a ham.
???: By the count of “Jango”, you’ll be in a deep sleep. Ready?
*They look at the ring as he swings it back and forth.*
???: 1, 2, Jango!
*Not only do the kids fall to sleep, but so does the hypnotist.*
Zoro: Who is this freaky weirdo?!
*Usopp sits beside the edge of the cliff, when suddenly Luffy and Morbius sneak up on him.*
Luffy: Hi!
Morbius: Whatcha doing?
Usopp: Don’t sneak up on me like that!
Luffy: Yasopp’s your dad, right?
Usopp: Huh? How do you know my dad’s name?
Luffy: I met him when I was a kid. You look just like him. I thought you looked familiar.
Morbius: And you just figured it out now?
Usopp: Does that mean you know where he is?!
Luffy: Nope. But I’m sure he’s with Shanks. He was on my favorite pirate ship.
Usopp: So he's friends with “Red hair” Shanks…
Morbius: Do you mean that shanks?!
Usopp: My dad is with him?!
Luffy: Have you guys heard of him?
Usopp: Of course I have! He’s a great pirate!
Morbius: I don't know much about him, but I heard he’s pretty tough!
Usopp: My dad is on a famous pirate crew?! What is he like?
Luffy: Well, he was a really hot shot. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him miss.
*Flashback to Luffy’s younger years. He sees yasopp shoot and apple from a great distance.*
Luffy: Wow, you’re amazing!
Yasopp: That's nothing. I can shoot the whiskers off an ant from a mile away.
*Yasopp gets drunk.*
Yasopp: You know Luffy, I got a son… he’s about your age.
Luffy: You've already told me this! I’ve heard it a thousand times!
Yasopp: And you’re gonna hear it again! It’s hard being separated from my son! But I had no choice! The sea kept calling me!
*End flashback.*
Luffy: He sure was a great pirate.
Usopp: a great pirate you say? That means he’s sailing the sea! My father is risking his life out there! I’m proud to be his son! I can't believe What that butler said. Insulting my father like that.
Luffy: Yeah. I don't care what he says, Yasopp is a great guy.
Morbius: If it helps. The punch you did. I think he totally deserved it. And it was cool.
Luffy: So are you going to see that girl again?
Morbius: A bit of rebellion never hurt anyone.
Usopp: I'll consider it if that butler
apologizes to me.
Luffy: You mean that one?
*Sees Klahadore with the hypnotist.*
Usopp: Yeah, that guy. If he- what the heck is he doing down there?!
Morbius: And the the hell is that guy? He
looks weird.
Klahadore: I told you to keep yourself inconspicuous, Jango. That doesn't mean sleeping on the road.
Jango: Relax. I mastered the art of the chameleon.
Morbius: *snickers* Sounds like a loser's
technique.
Usopp: I’ve never seen him before. Who is he?
*Klahadore adjusts his glasses.*
Klahadore: Have all the preparations been made?
Jango: the crew is ready to go when you're ready boss. On the rich girl murder plan.
Morbius: …Did he just say murder?
Usopp: I think he did!
Klahadore: Don’t call it murder. I don’t like the sound of it.
Jango: Right, an accident. One that you planned.
Luffy: What are they talking about?
Usopp: Stay quiet. If we listen, maybe we can find out.
Klahadore: We can't simply kill her. It’s critical that Miss Kaya perished in an accident. So don't screw it up.
Jango: So on your signal, me and the crew run into the village to “accidentally” kill the rich girl. Then you get her inheritance and we all get paid, right?
Klahadore: You idiot, we’re not related, so how can I inherit anything from her? Now listen, this is the most important part. Before you kill her, you’ll use your hypnosis to have her write her will to leave her entire fortune to her faithful butler, Klahadore. Only then will I have control over her massive fortune. And no one will suspect a thing. I’ve spent the last three years gaining the trust of everyone here, so it would be unsurprising that she’ll leave everything to me.
Morbius: Uh oh, they’re going to kill her.
Jango: 3 years as a butler for this. You sure had a scare back then, Captain Kuro. You said that you were giving up life as a pirate. Then you staged someone to take your place in order to avoid being executed. Only now do I understand. After all, you are the man with 1,000 plans.
Klahadore: Don’t call me that again. I abandoned that name years ago. I now wish to obtain my wealth without attracting the attention of the government. So I’m a pacifist.
Jango: Uhyahyahya! Some pacifist you are! Murdering an entire family doesn’t really qualify as peaceful.
Kuro: I never said I killed an entire family. Their deaths weren’t part of the plan.
Jango: Oh it makes no difference to me. Can you give the order? The crew is getting bored. We’ve been waiting here for a week. And the men are growing more anxious by the minute.
Luffy: What are they talking about?
Morbius: And why did he call him captain?
Usopp: Weren’t you paying attention to anything?!
Morbius: I only paid attention to the part where they’re going to kill that rich girl.
Usopp: That guy just called the butler, Captain Kuro. That's the captain of the Black cat pirates. He's known for being devious and ruthless. But I thought the marines executed him three years ago?
Morbius: Guess he cheated death
Usopp: And has been posing as a butler. He’s had his eyes set on Kaya for the last 3 years. First they’ll attack the village, then they’ll attack her! This is bad!
Morbius: Just when I needed another excuse to hate him.
Luffy: Hey, bad guys! You better stay away from that girl!
Morbius: Luffy you idiot!
Jango: Who the heck are you?
Usopp: We've got to hide! Now hurry before they decide you need a long slow death!
Kuro: If it’s the Mischievous town liar, Usopp.
Usopp: Now I’m spotted too!
Kuro: Did you hear anything?
Usopp: Oh me, no! Not a thing!
Morbius: Yeah, we just got here!
Luffy: We heard it all.
Morbius and Usopp: shut it!
Jango: Well, they heard us.
*Jango pulls out his ring.*
Jango: Now you guys pay attention. Watch this ring closely.
Luffy: Sure.
Usopp: That's some kind of weapon, we’ve got to run!
Jango: by the count of “Jango” you’ll be in a deep sleep. 1, 2…
Usopp: Run for cover!
*Morbius and Usopp hide.*
Jango: Jango!
*Luffy and Jango fall asleep.*
Morbius: Huh?
Kuro: I thought you had that perfected, jango?
*Luffy starts leaning towards the cliff.*
Usopp: hey, you’re going to fall off!
*Luffy falls off the cliff.*
Jango: Such a pity he fell off the cliff. I didn’t mean to kill him. But there’s no possible way he could have survived.
Usopp: They killed him!