Syrup Village part 2
Nami: We’ve got to plan more things out. No way we can sail around the ocean like this.
Luffy: Yeah, we need more meat. Eating all that fruit uncle cabbage gave us is getting boring.
Nami: We need more than meat to survive!
Zoro: We'll also need more booze.
Morbius: And more blood.
Nami: Shut up you boneheads! The sea can be a dangerous place. It’s full of pirates who are also in search of the one piece. Not to mention they have ships that are bigger than this.
Luffy: And we don’t have a crew.
Nami: We have no supplies, no crew or a proper ship. There’s no way we can sail around the ocean like this.
Luffy: So we should probably get a cook. And a musician to keep us entertained.
Morbius: A musician? I think we need a tv.
Zoro: Hahahahahaha!
Nami: So stupid…
Morbius: And where do you propose we find more supplies? That last island didn’t have much.
*Nami looks at a map.*
Nami: A little to the south of here, there's an island with a town there. We can probably get the supplies we need there.
Morbius: And what kind of supplies we need are more important than blood?
Nami: A ship, food, and water.
Zoro: And what's with you and blood recently?
Morbius: It's an overpowering urge…
Luffy: Meat at last!
Zoro: Lots of booze as well.
Morbius: Don’t forget blood.
Nami: Is that all you guys think about?! What the heck am I going to do with all three of you?
*Meanwhile on an island not far from their current location.*
???: Sound the alarm! Pirates are coming!
*Someone runs through a town.*
???: Run for your lives! We’re doomed! The pirates… are… just kidding!
*Someone throws a pan at him.*
Citizen: You little liar!
Citizen 2: We’re gonna get you this time, Usopp!
*The townspeople chase the long nosed man into the forest but lose him.*
Citizen: Damn, we lost him.
*They go back to town as the long nosed man watches them from a tree.*
Usopp: Yet another job well done. It is my duty to send the wind of excitement through this boring place.
???: reporting for duty, captain Usopp!
*He sees two kids below and climbs down.*
???: Your fearsome crew, the Usopp pirates, have arrived.
Usopp: Piiman. Ninjin. Just you two? Where’s Tamanegi?
???: Help! Pirates are here!
*Another kid runs towards them.*
Usopp: Stop playing Tamanegi.
Tamanegi: I’m being serious! I saw a ship that had a skull and crossbones on it! It was the mark of buggy the clown!
Usopp: Buggy the clown?! Are you serious?!
Tamanegi: We’re in real trouble now!
*He tries to run away.*
Usopp: time for my snack!
Tamanegi, Piiman, and Ninjin: you coward!
Usopp: but I’ve been inflicted with “I must have a snack or I will die disease”!
Tamanegi, Piiman, and Ninjin: you liar!
Piiman: You always told us you want to be a real pirate someday!
Ninjin: What kind of pirate is afraid of other pirates?!
Tamanegi: yeah, there’s only four of them!
Usopp: …only 4?
Tamanegi: Yeah. All I saw was 4 pirates on 2 tiny ships.
Usopp:… Then it's time to move out, Usopp pirates! We have a village to protect!
*Luffy and his friends land on the island’s shoreline.*
Luffy: There should be a town or something here right?
Nami: Yeah. But it's a small one.
Morbius: Small towns means small hospitals. Damn.
Zoro: Sure they’ll have the blood you want.
Morbius: I guess. You never know.
Luffy: Then that means there’s tons of meat!
Nami: Will you forget about meat for two seconds?
*Zoro hears a sound coming from the bushes.*
Zoro: We’re being watched.
Morbius: Huh? Watched? As in stalked?
*Suddenly, small rocks get launched at them.*
Morbius: What the hell?!
*Then some flags rise out of the
bushes.*
Luffy: Coool! They must have meat!
Usopp: Haha! I am Usopp! The leader
of the invincible pirates that reign
over this nation! You stand before a
Living legend! I am Captain Usopp!
Morbius: You have a very pinocchio like
nose.
Usopp: Surely you know that
attacking on this island would mean
certain death! My army of 80 million
men will squish you like bugs!
Luffy: Awesome!!!
Morbius: 80 million people you say? Some of them wouldn't happen to be women right? I'm asking for a friend.
Nami: I find that hard to believe. You really expect us to fall for that?
Usopp: She knows!
Nami: Now I do.
Usopp: How could I have been so
dumb! I practically told her I was
lying! I'm such an idiot!
Luffy: He was lying?!
Morbius: ... So no women?
Usopp: 80 million may have been an exaggeration, but I still have a great deal of men under my control!
Nami: I'm guessing three.
*Then the three kids pop out of the
bushes above.*
Tamanegi: She knows!
*They run away.*
Usopp: Come back here!
Morbius: *snickers* You had kids as your
army?
Luffy: Hahahahaha! You’re funny!
Usopp: Don’t you dare insult me!