Thor part 6
Morbius: Oh man. He looked so devastated.
Jane: How'd your friend do that?
Morbius: He ate a devil fruit that made his body rubber.
Jane: A devil fruit?
Luffy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
*Luffy crashes in front of them.*
Luffy: Uhh… what a landing…
Erik: He committed a crime. He's in jail!
Jane: I can't just leave him there!
Erik: Why?
Jane: You didn't see what I saw!
Luffy: Yeah, he was strong.
Darcy: Look! Look, it's Myeu-muh.
*shows a page in a book about Norse mythology. This page is on Mjolnir.*
Luffy: That's the thing we tried to lift.
Zoro: How do you even say it?
Morbius: it’s pronounced Mjolnir.
Nami: that thing in the crater did look like this hammer.
Jane: Where'd you find this?
Erik: The children's section. I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.
Jane: But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative! I'm talking about science, not magic!
Jane: Well, magic's just science that we don't understand yet. Arthur C. Clarke.
Erik: Who wrote science fiction.
Jane: A precursor to science fact!
Erik: In some cases, yeah.
Jane: Well, if there is an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, then there's something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!
Erik: Jane.
Darcy: A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshipped them as deities.
Jane: Yes! Yes, exactly. Thank you.
*Luffy looks confused.*
Jane: Do you know what we’re walking about?
Luffy: No.
Darcy: Didn’t you pay attention in school?
Luffy: What's school?
*Agent Coulson tries to interrogate Thor.*
Agent Coulson: You made my men, some of the most highly trained professionals in the world, look like a bunch of minimum-wage mall cops. that's hurtful. In my experience, it takes someone who's received similar training to do what you did to them. Why don't you tell me where you received your training? Pakistan? Chechnya? Afghanistan? No, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. Where was it? South Africa? Certain groups pay very well for a good mercenary like you. Who are you?
Thor: …
Agent Coulson: One way or another, we find out what we need to know. We're good at that.
*His pager beeps.*
Agent Coulson: Don't go anywhere.
*He leaves the integration room and suddenly, Loki appears.*
Thor: Loki! What are you doing here?
Loki: I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me. Is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father.
Loki: Father is dead. What? Your banishment, the threat of a new war, it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach, knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but couldn't we find a way-
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, Brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
Thor. Goodbye.
*Loki disappears and Coulson comes back.*
Agent Coulson: Good bye? I just got back.
*Loki tries to lift Mjolnir, but fails.*
*Dr Selvag attempts to bail Thor out.*
Agent Coulson: His name is Donald Blake?
Erik: Dr. Donald Blake.
Agent Coulson: You have dangerous coworkers, Dr. Selvig.
Erik: He was distraught when he found out that you've taken all our research. That was years of his life, gone! You can understand how a man could go off like that. A big, faceless organization like yours coming in with their jackbooted thugs and... That's how he put it.
Agent Coulson: That still doesn't explain how he managed to tear through our security.
Erik: Steroids! He's a bit of a fitness nut.
Agent Coulson: Nor does that explain the help he had. A kid. Male. 16 to 17 years old. Ringing a bell?
Erik: He’s a science major who got into college early and skipped a few grades. Honestly, I don’t know how he got away from you guys.
*Coulson performs a background check on him and finds falsified reports on both Thor and Luffy.*
Agent Coulson: It says here that he's an M.D.
Erik: Well, he is! Or he was. He switched careers and became a physicist. A brilliant physicist. He's a wonderful man. He's a man in pain.
*Erik manages to bail him out.*
Erik: Oh, Donny, Donny, Donny! There you are. You're gonna be alright. I'm taking you home now.
*Thor steals back Jane's journal.*
Agent Coulson: Dr. Selvig! Just keep him away from the bars.
Erik: I will!
Thor: Where are we going?
Erik: To get a drink.
Zoro: Took you long enough.
*They leave.*
Agent Coulson. Follow them. Anything on the other intruder?
Agent Sitwell: We combed the area, but we couldn’t find him.
Agent Coulson: Try running a background check on the straw hat kid from security footage. And send it to the director.
*Thor, Selvig, and Zoro sit at a bar.*
Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world has to start by admitting he doesn't know where the hell he is.
Thor: Thank you for what you've done.
Erik: No, don't thank me. I only did it for Jane. Her father and I taught at university together. He was a good man. He never listened.
Thor: Neither did I. My father was trying to teach me something, but I was too stupid to see it.
Erik: I don't know if you're delusional or if you're pulling some kind of con, I don't care. I just care about her. I've seen the way she looks at you.
Thor: I swear to you, I mean her no harm.
Erik: Good. In that case, I'll buy you another round, and you leave town tonight.
Zoro: Can’t say no to that.
Erik: Two boilermakers.
Thor: What about you? Why did you help?
Zoro: Because my captain asked me to.
*They then start having a drinking contest, with Thor taking the lead.*
*Loki travels to Jotunheim.*
Laufey: Kill him.
Loki: After all I've done for you?
Laufey: So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.
Loki: That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day. And to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.
Laufey: I will hear you.
Loki: I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into Odin's chambers, and you can slay him where he lies.
Laufey: Why not kill him yourself?
Loki:I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor. Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you and you can return Jotunheim to all its... Glory.
Laufey: I…Accept.
*Loki returns to asgard.*
Loki: What troubles you, Gatekeeper?
Heimdall: I turned my gaze upon you in Jotunheim, but could neither see you nor hear you. You were shrouded from me, like the Frost Giants that entered this realm.
Loki: Perhaps your senses have weakened after your many years of service.
Heimdall: Or perhaps someone has found a way to hide that which he does not wish me to see.
Loki: You have great power, Heimdall. Did Odin ever fear you?
Heimdall: No.
Loki: And why is that?
Heimdall: Because he is my king and I am sworn to obey him.
Loki: He was your king and you're sworn to obey me now. Yes?
Heimdall: Yes.
Loki: Then you will open the Bifrost to no one until I have repaired the damage that my brother has done.
*Thor returns with Selvig and Zoro.*
Luffy: is Zoro ok?!
Thor: He’s fine, just had too much to drink.
*places him on the ground.*
Zoro: Zzzzzzzzzz…
*Thor then carrie’s Selvig into an RV outside the lab.*
Jane: Oh, my God. Is he okay?
Thor: He's fine. Not injured at all.
*He accidentally knocks his head into a wall.*
Thor: I'm sorry, my friend.
Jane: What happened? We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud.
Jane: Put him on the bed.
*Thor puts him on a bed.*
Erik: I still don't think you're the God of Thunder. But you ought to be.
Thor: Are these your chambers?
Jane: It's more of a temporary living situation. I'm sorry. I don't usually have guests. Actually, I never have guests. an we go outside?
Thor: Yes, of course.
*Luffy, Morbius, Nami, Thor and Jane sit on the roof.*
Jane. I come up here sometimes when I can't sleep or I'm trying to reconcile particle data, or when Darcy's driving me crazy. I come up here a lot, actually, now that I think about it.
Morbius: It's pretty nice up here.
Nami: I could get used to this view.
Luffy: Once I get a ship, we can watch the sky all the time.
Jane: What about your friend?
*Zoro is still on the ground sleeping.*
Zoro: Zzzzzzzz…
Luffy: zoro’s fine.
Jane: If you say so. I'm really glad you're safe.
Thor: You've been very kind to me, and I've been far less grateful than you deserve.
Jane: Well, I hit you with my car a couple times, so I think that kind of evens things out.
Thor: Perhaps I had it coming.
*Thor gives her journal back to Jane.*
Jane: Oh, my God! I don't believe it!
Thor: It was all I could get back. I'm sorry it's not as much as I promised.
Jane: No, no, this is great! This is... I don't have to start from scratch now. Thank you.
Thor: What's wrong?
Jane: S.H.l.E.L.D. Whatever they are, they're gonna do everything in their power to make sure this research never sees the light of day.
Thor: No, Jane. Listen to me. You must not give up. You must finish what you've started.
Luffy: Yeah, you can’t give up lady.
Jane: Why?
Thor: Because you're right. Here, look. Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science. Well, I come from a place where they're one and the same thing.
*Thor draws him her book.*
Jane: What is that?
Thor: My father explained it to me like this, that your world is one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos, linked to each other by the branches of Yggdrasil, the Worlds Tree. Now you see it every day without realizing. The images glimpsed through... What did you call it? This Hooble Telescope.
Jane: Hubble.
Thor. Hubble Telescope.
Morbius: So you're saying you’re an alien?
Thor: In a way, yes.
Luffy: Aliens are real?!
Nami: What? No way.
Thor: Believe me or not, but it’s true.
Morbius: The way we look at the universe will never be the same again…
Jane: Tell me more.
Thor: So, the Nine Realms. Now, there is Midgard, which is Earth. This is Alfheim. Vanaheim. Jotunheim. Muspelheim. Nidavellir. Svartalfheim. Niflheim. And Asgard. And that's where I come from.
*Thor tells them more about the nine realms as the night goes on.*