Thor part 4
*Jane, Erik and Darcy treat Thor to breakfast at a diner.*
Jane: How'd you get inside that cloud?
Darcy: Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?
Thor: This drink, I like it.
Darcy: I know. It's great, right?
Thor: Another!
*He smashes the cup on the floor.*
Jane: Sorry, Izzy. Little accident. What was that?
Thor: It was delicious. I want another.
Jane: Well, you could have just said so. I just did.
Jane: No, I mean, ask nicely.
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane: All right. Well, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
Jane: Good.
*Luffy and the others sit a few tables from them.*
Luffy: This place has some good grub.
Nami: Don’t always expect me to pay for your food.
Morbius: Well, we need to replenish our energy.
Luffy: Yeah, we spent a lot of it trying to lift that “Satellite” thing. Too bad those guys showed up and made us leave before we could get it off the ground.
Morbius: There's no way that was a satellite Luffy.
Jane: Excuse me. Did you say there was a satellite crash?
Zoro: Yeah.
Darcy: Oh, my God. This is going on Facebook. Smile.
*takes a picture of Thor.*
Erik: What did it look like, the satellite?
Morbius: There's no way in hell this was a satellite.
Nami: Yeah, it’s obvious that thing is some kind of hammer.
Luffy: No one could lift that thing.
Thor: Which way?
Nami: Its about 10 miles west.
*Thor walks out.*
Jane: Where are you going?
Thor: 10 miles west of here.
Jane: Why?
Thor: To get what belongs to me.
Jane: Oh, so you own a satellite now?
Thor: It's not what they say it is.
Jane: Well, whatever it is, the government seems to think it's theirs. So, you just intend to go in there and take it?
Thor: Yes. If you take me there now, I'll tell you everything you wish to know.
Jane: Everything?
Thor: Yes. All the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim Mjolnir.
Darcy: Myeu-muh? What's Myeu-muh?
Erik: Can I have a word, Jane? Can I have a word, Jane? Please don't do this.
Jane. You saw what I saw last night. This is no coincidence. We have to find out what's in the desert.
Erik: But I'm not talking about the satellite, I'm talking about him.
Jane: But he's promising us the answers.
Erik: He's delusional. Listen to what he's saying. He's talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost. It's the stories I grew up with as a child.
Jane: I'm just going to drive him. That's it. He's dangerous, Jane.
Jane: I'm sorry, but I can't take you.
Thor: Then this is where we say goodbye.
Jane: Um... Thank you?
Thor: Jane Foster, Erik Selvig, Darcy, farewell.
Erik: All right. Back to work.
*They walk back to their lab, but shield starts confiscating their equipment.*
Jane: Hey! That's my stuff! What the hell is going on here?
Agent Coulson: Ms. Foster, I'm Agent Coulson with S.H.I.E.L.D.
Jane: Is that supposed to mean something to me? You can't do this!
Erik: Jane! Jane, this is a lot more serious than you realize.
Jane: Let it go. Let it go? This is my life.
Agent Coulson: We're investigating a security threat. We need to appropriate your records and all your atmospheric data.
Jane: By "appropriate," do you mean steal?
Agent Coulson: Here, this should more than compensate you for your trouble.
*Gives her a check.*
Jane: I can't just buy replacements at Radio Shack, I made most of this equipment myself!
Agent Coulson: Then I'm sure you can do it again.
Jane: And I'm sure I can sue you for violating my constitutional rights!
Agent Coulson: I'm sorry, Ms. Foster, but we're the good guys.
Jane: So are we! I'm on the verge of understanding something extraordinary. And everything I know about this phenomenon is either in this lab or in this book. And you can't just take this away.
*They take her journal.*
Jane: Hey!
Agent Coulson: Thank you for your cooperation.
Jane: Years of research, gone.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik: What about the backups?
Jane: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups.
Darcy: They were extremely thorough. I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.
Jane: Could you please stop with your iPod? Who are these people?
Erik: I knew this scientist. The pioneer in gamma radiation. S.H.I.E.L.D. showed up and he wasn't heard from again.
Jane: They're not gonna do that to us. I'm gonna get everything back.
Erik: Come on, please. Let me contact one of my colleagues. He's had some dealings with these people before. I'll email him and maybe he can help.
Darcy: They took your laptop, too.
*Luffy and the others walk past them.*
Luffy: Now I’m all full.
Zoro: Probably one of the best diners I’ve eaten at.
Nami: now that sightseeing is over, we should get back to the boats and-
Jane: Excuse me, where’d you say this satellite was again?
*Lady Sif and the warriors 3 enter the throne room.*
Sif: Allfather, we must speak with you urgently.
*But they’re surprised to see Loki on that throne.*
Loki: My friends.
Fandral: Where's Odin?
Loki: Father has fallen into the Odinsleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sif: We would speak with her.
Loki: She has refused to leave my father's bedside. You can bring your urgent matter to me. Your king.
Sif: My King, we would ask that you end Thor's banishment.
Loki: My first command cannot be to undo the Allfather's last. We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim. Our people need a sense of continuity, in order to feel safe in these difficult times. All of us must stand together for the good of Asgard.
Fandral: Yes, of course.
Loki: Good. Then you will wait for my word.
Volstagg: If I may beg the indulgence of Your Majesty to perhaps reconsider-
Loki: We're done!
*Thor enters a pet store.*
Thor: I need a horse!
Employee: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds-
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
*But Jane pulls up with Luffy and Morbius in her van.*
Jane: Hey, you still need a lift?
Luffy: Come on!