Thor part 3
*Jane, Erik and Darcy look over the data from last night in their lab.*
Erik: You don't think this was just a magnetic storm, do you?
Jane: Look, the lensing around these edges is characteristic of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
Darcy: A what?
Erik: I thought you were a science major?
Darcy: Political science.
Jane: She was the only applicant.
Erik: An Einstein-Rosen Bridge is a theoretical connection between two different points of space-time.
Jane: It's a wormhole. Erik, look. What do you see?
Erik: Stars.
Jane: Yeah, but not our stars. See, this is the star alignment for our quadrant this time of year, and unless Ursa Minor decided to take a day off, these are someone else's constellations.
Darcy: Hey! Check this out.
*She shows them some photos.*
Erik: No, it can't be.
Jane: I think I left something at the hospital.
*The trio returns to the hospital, but Thor has escaped.*
Jane: I just lost my most important piece of evidence. Typical.
Darcy: So now what?
Jane: We find him.
Erik: Did you see what he did in there? I'm not sure finding him is the best idea.
Jane: Well, our data can't tell us what it was like to be inside that event, and he can. So, we're gonna find him.
Darcy: Okay.
Erik: So we're gonna look all over New Mexico, right?
Jane: Exactly.
*They try backing out of the parking lot, but accidently hit Thor again.*
Jane: I'm so sorry. I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.
*After gaining a navigator, Luffy and his friends arrive in California.*
Luffy: It's so hot here.
Nami: I could use some water.
Morbius: Here's some blood.
Nami: No thank you.
Morbius: Suit yourself.
*Morbius drinks it.*
Nami: We should be able to keep our boats here.
Nami: I’m sure there’s a town around here.
Luffy: Hey, what’s with all those cars over there?
*Luffy points to a bunch of cars at a crater.*
Morbius: I think there’s something over there.
*The crew walks towards the crater and sees a bunch of people try to lift Mjolnir but fail.*
Luffy: What's going on over here?
Redneck: Someone found this hammer in this crater. But no one can lift the damn thing.
Nami: That's ridiculous. Are any of you even trying?
Redneck: You’re welcome to try.
Luffy: Let me!
*Luffy tries to lift it, but the hammer won’t budge.*
Luffy: It won’t move!
Morbius: allow me. I’m strong now-
*But he can’t lift it.*
Morbius: Are you kidding me?!
*Morbius tries to use his newfound strength but can’t get it out of the crater either.*
Zoro: Stand aside.
*Zoro attempts to lift it, but fails as well.*
Zoro: Stupid Hammer!
*The rednecks try to move Mjolnir by attaching it to a truck via a chain, but that ends up breaking the truck.*
Stan Lee: Did it work?
*Agent Coulson arrives and calls someone.*
Agent Coulson: Sir, we’ve found it.
*Luffy tries dragging the hammer out, but that just stretches his arms.*
Redneck: Holy shit! How are you doing that?!
Redneck 2: Must be drunk out of my mind.
Redneck 3: I just got here and I haven’t drank yet.
Luffy: Why won’t this thing budge?!
*Even when Luffy and Morbius pull together, it doesn’t work.*
Zoro: Let's see if I can cut it out of the dirt?
*Zoro slashes the mound to loosen the hammer and tries to lift it again. But it doesn’t work.*
Morbius: That's some hammer.
Luffy: You better move if you know what’s good for you, hammer!
*Luffy continues trying to lift it.*
Nami: That guy wasn’t exaggerating. Why can’t anyone lift it?
Morbius: Perhaps it’s too heavy?
Zoro: If it’s that heavy, then how’d it get here?
Luffy: Hey, it’s that suit guy again.
Nami: Suit guy?
Phil Coulson: It's weird seeing you here again, straw hat.
Luffy: Did you ever find that vampire?
Phil Coulson: No.
Nami: Vampire?
Zoro: Long story.
Phil Coulson: I’m going to need all of you to excuse yourselves from the premises.
Zoro: And why would we do that?
*More cars pull up with more agents surrounding the area.*
Phil Coulson: We’re going to investigate this hammer and it’s anomalous properties.
Nami: Just who are you guys?
Zoro: aren’t you that Strategic home… something-
Phil Coulson: Just call us SHIELD.
*Thor puts on some regular clothes.*
Darcy: You know, for a crazy homeless person, he's pretty cut. Hey, sorry I tased you!
Thor: What is this?
Jane: Oh.
*She rips off a name tag.*
Jane: My ex. Good with patients and bad with relationships. They're the only clothes I had that would fit you.
Thor: They will suffice.
Jane: You're welcome
Thor: This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.
*Ob asgard*
Volstagg: We should never have let him go.
Sif: There was no stopping him.
Fandral: Well, at least he's only banished, not dead. Which is what we'd all be if that guard hadn't told Odin where we'd gone.
Volstagg: How did the guard even know?
Loki: I told him.
Fandral: What?
Loki: I told him to go to Odin after we'd left. He should be flogged for taking so long. We should never have reached Jotunheim. Volstagg: You told the guard?
Thor: I saved our lives. And Thor's. I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.
Sif: Loki. You must go to the Allfather and convince him to change his mind.
Loki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant. He's reckless. He's dangerous. You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its king?
*walks away*
Sif: He may speak of the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor.
Volstagg: We should be grateful to him, he saved our lives.
Hogun: Laufey said there were traitors in the House of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral: Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely.
*Loki goes to the vault and touches the casket, turning his skin blue.*
Odin: Stop!
Loki: Am I cursed?
Odin: No.
Loki: What am I?
Odin: You're my son.
Loki: What more than that? The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin: In the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a giant's offspring. Abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son.
Odin: Yes.
Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood, why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it? Tell me!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace. Through you.
Loki: What?
Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me.
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning, why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son. I wanted only to protect you from the truth.
Loki: Because I'm the monster parents tell their children about at night? No, no. You know, it all makes sense now! Why you favored Thor all these years! Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
*Suddenly, Odin collapses.*
Loki: Guards! Guards, please, help!