Orange Town part 6
Cabaji: Still fighting even after the captain inflicted injury on him, pathetic. Arsonist technique!
*He breaths fire in Zoro’s face, blocking his vision and kicks him in his wound.*
Zoro: Aaaahhh!
Cabaji: What’s wrong? I didn’t kick you that hard, did I?
Nami: He's fighting dirty!
Morbius: Dick move, bro!
Cabaji: Murder at the Steambath!
*By spinning his sword around quickly, a cloud of dust is formed.*
Zoro: Acrobat my ass. That’s just a dust cloud.
*Cabaji then sneak attacks Zoro and hits his wound again.*
Cabaji: Such a disgrace to see a grown man moan. I guess you see now it was foolish to pick a fight with the Buggy pirates.
Nami: He’s got to be crazy to continue fighting with an injury like that. What are you guys doing?! He’s going to get himself killed! Don’t just stand there!
Cabaji: You’re finished roronoa Zoro!
*He charges at Zoro. But Zoro gets back up.*
Zoro: You wanna go ahead and attack my wound?
*Zoro stands still as Cabaji hits him again.*
Nami: Why didn’t you dodge him?
Zoro: That enough of a handicap for you? Now let me show you how superior my skills are.
Luffy: Get him Zoro!
Cabaji: You fool, I won’t be mocked by you.
Zoro: I aim to be the world’s greatest swordsman. I refuse to lose to anyone who calls himself a swordsman.
Cabaji: So a strong resolve is what keeps you going. But wounds like yours won’t be more than an excuse to lose to me.
Zoro: Even if I lose with minimum injuries, then I don’t have a bright future ahead, don’t I?
Morbius: Kick his ass, Zoro!
Nami: There's no way I’m going to watch this. You guys can kill each other for all I care. I’m going to take this opportunity to steal their treasure. Good luck with the fight.
Luffy: Bye.
*She takes off.*
Cabaji: Now for the ultimate acrobat move. Dance of 100 Kamikaze Tops!
*Cabaji releases hundreds of tops at Zoro. But Zoro cuts them in half.*
Cabaji: A hike in the mountains!
*Cabaji uses his unicycle to ride up the side of a building and leap into the air.*
Cabaji: Fireworks in the Cool Summer Breeze!
Luffy: Wow! That’s high!
Cabaji: Sting of the Unicycle!
*Cabaji rapidly descends down from the air with his sword positioned to stab Zoro.*
Buggy: Chop chop cannon!
*Buggy sends his hand after Zoro.*
Buggy: I’ll hold him still! Then you finish him off Cabaji!
Cabaji: you got it boss!
*But Luffy steps on his hand.*
Buggy: Oooowwww!!!
*Zoro gets out of the way before Cabaji can stab him.*
Luffy: If you want to fight someone, then how about me?
Morbius: Me too.
Cabaji: I can assure you, I don’t need my captain’s help to finish you off.
Zoro: I’m getting tired of this.
Cabaji: So you've given up have you? I’m surprised you’ve made it this far.
Zoro: You misunderstand. I’m tired of your boring sideshow.
Cabaji: I apologize. How I show you my real sword skills!
*Cabaji charges at Zoro.*
Zoro: Oni giri!
*Zoro crosses his two swords across his chest and places the blade in his mouth horizontally behind them. Zoro then cuts through by swinging the swords across his chest, resulting in a descending diagonal-crossing slash from both swords while the mouth blade performs a horizontal cut.*
Morbius: That was so complicating cool!
Buggy: Cabaji!
Cabaji: I can’t believe I lost to a petty thief…
*He collapses in defeat.*
Zoro: We’re not thieves. We’re pirates.
*Zoro falls to the ground.*
Zoro: I’m going to sleep, guys.
Morbius: Guess he did need more rest.