Orange Town part 5
Pirate: The second Buggy ball is loaded, captain.
Buggy: Then fire.
Boodle: Buggy! Come on out and fight!
*The crew laughs.*
???: You want me to deal with him captain?
Pirate: Kick his ass, Cabaji!
Buggy: You fools, he called out for me. So stand down.
Pirate 2: Aw man, I wanted to see some of his acrobat skills.
Buggy: So you're challenging me, old man?
Boodle: I’m mayor Boodle, and this town is my treasure! I won’t let you people destroy it any longer!
Buggy: You idiot, this town isn't a treasure. Treasure is gold, silver and jewelry. So cut the crap and get out of here.
Boodle: You can never understand how I feel! Now get down here and fight me!
*Buggy sends his hand to lift Boodle in the air by his throat.*
Buggy: I’m about to conquer the seas and flashily obtain all the world’s riches! If this town means so much to you, then I’ll kill you first. What?!
*Luffy saves Boodle from strangulation.*
Buggy: It’s straw hat!
Morbius: Yeah, we’re still here.
Luffy: I’m here to kick your ass. Just like I promised I would, buggy.
*Buggy’s hand reconnects with the rest of his body.*
Buggy: How dare you. You can’t walk up and treat me like this. I’m captain buggy and I won’t stand for it!
Nami: Listen, all I want is the treasure and map, then I’m out of here. Got it?
Zoro: Yeah, we got it.
Boodle: Get out of here. You’re all outsiders. This is my fight, I need to be the one to protect the town. Buggy is my fight!
*But Luffy knocks him out.*
Nami: What the hell did you do that for?! You knocked him out?
Luffy: Because.
Zoro: Wasn’t a bad idea. If the old man continued to fight, he would have died.
Morbius: Probably for the best.
Nami: Well you didn’t have to hit him!
Luffy: Here it goes. Big nose!!!!!
*Buggy gets pissed.*
Nami: That's the worst thing you could call him!
Buggy: That flashy idiot… take aim and fire the buggy ball!
*The pirates aim the cannon at them.*
Nami: You’re going to get yourself killed!
Zoro: Move out of the way Luffy!
Morbius: Or else you’re doomed!
Luffy: Just watch.
*The cannon fires thr buggy ball.*
Luffy: Gum gum Balloon!
*Luffy inflates himself rapidly through his mouth. With his inflated body, the buggy ball hits him, but does not explode.*
Buggy: Did he just catch it?!
*Luffy then sends it back to them.*
Luffy: I got them!
Nami: What kind of monster are you?!
Morbius: What the fuck just happened?!
Zoro: I think you freaked her out.
Nami: I knew there was something strange about you when you survived the fight with that lion. No normal person can do that.
*But Buggy survived by using some of his men as human shields.*
Buggy: How dare you flashily try to kill me.
Nami: Unreal, using his men as a shield.
*Mohji wakes up.*
Mohji: What happened?
*He sees Luffy.*
Mohji: Oh no! It’s him!
Luffy: Hi.
Mohji: It’s that damn straw hat! We have ti be careful, he’s got devil fruit powers that make him a rubber person!
Nami: Rubber person?
Luffy: Yeah.
*Luffy stretches his face and it freaks her out.*
Morbius: I’m surprised you didn’t figure that out.
Buggy: A devil fruit. That’s how he was able to bounce the Buggy ball back. Why didn’t you tell me?!
*He throws mohji at them.*
Mohji: I tried to!
*But Luffy kicks him out of the way. Cabiji recovers after using Richie as a shield.*
Cabiji: Permission to deal with them, Captain Buggy?
Buggy: make it a good show.
*Cabaji jumps into the air and lands on a unicycle.*
Luffy: Wow!
Cabaji: I am Cabaji the acrobat! Right hand man to captain buggy!
*He rides towards Luffy.*
Cabaji: And you’ll pay for your insolence!
*He tries to stab Luffy with a sword, but Zoro blocks it.*
Zoro: I’ll clash swords with you.
Cabaji: it’s an honor, Roronoa Zoro. As a swordsman myself, I relish this chance to slay you.
Luffy: Hey Zoro, you should get some sleep.
Morbius: Let us deal with him.
Zoro: Just stand back.