Orange Town part 4
Luffy: Who are you?
Mohji: I am the beast tamer Mohji of the buggy pirates.
Morbius: You look like a furry.
Luffy: What's with the animal costume?
Mohji: This is manly hair!
Luffy: That's even weirder.
Mohji: Donn’t assume you’re safe just because you’re in a cage. Perhaps you don’t know about my skills. There’s no animal in this world I can’t tame.
*He tries to tame Chouchou, but the dog bites him.*
Mohji: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Morbius: Hahahahahahaha!
Mohji: I have no interest in killing either of you. Now tell me where Roronoa Zoro is.
Luffy: No way.
Morbius: We’re not going to tell you where he is. That would be dumb of us.
Mohji: Richie, Attack!
*The lion attacks the cage, but frees Luffy.*
Luffy: Yay, I’m finally out!
*However, Richie slams Luffy into a house.*
Morbius: That wasn’t very nice! You better apologize!
*Richie then slams morbius into another building.*
Mohji: Enough of this, let’s just go find Zoro.
*But Richie doesn’t move.*
Mohji: What's wrong? Oh, there’s a pet store. Make it quick then let’s go.
Richie: Rrraawwwrrr!
Mohji: Don’t tell me this little dog thinks he can guard the shop.
*Chouchou barks at them.*
*Luffy recovers.*
Luffy: That was intense. At least I’m out of that cage. First I’ll teach those Buggy pirates a lesson, then I’ll convince Nami to be the navigator of my crew.
Nami: how’d you survive that attack?
Boodle: You’re alive?!
Luffy: I just got lucky.
Nami: Surviving something like that isn’t normal.
Boodle: How the hell did you get involved with those pirates, anyway?!
Luffy: I’m just looking for a navigator to join my pirate crew. Oh hey, Morbius.
*He sees Morbius crashed into a wall.*
Morbius: I’m ok…
Luffy: That guy said he was looking for Zoro.
Morbius: Wait for me…
*Chouchou tries to defend the store as Richie wrecks it. But no matter how much he gets beaten up, Chouchou doesn’t stand down.*
Mohji: Not ready to give up yet?
*Chouchou gets beat up some more and the store is destroyed. Luffy and Morbius come back and see the aftermath.*
Morbius: Oh shit…
*Richie walks away with a bag of food in his mouth.*
Mohji: I can’t believe that annoying dog bit me.
*Luffy and morbius stand in front of them.*
Mohji: I thought I killed you both? What are you still doing here?
Luffy: You can’t get rid of us that easily.
Mohji: This time crush him into the ground Richie!
*Richie runs towards Luffy.*
Luffy: I’m not going to be beaten by a lion! Gum gum hammer!
*Luffy stretches out his arms while twisting them, and then takes hold of Richie. He then untwists them, rapidly spinning the lion, while bringing him crashing to the ground.*
Morbius: Holy shit.
Mohji: What are you?!
Luffy: I ate the gum gum fruit.
Mohji: Then that means you have devil fruit powers like Captain Buggy! I apologize! Please don't hurt me!
Luffy: There's no reason for you to apologize to me. Because of you, that dog will never get his treasure back.
Morbius: Yeah. That dog bonded with its owner and that store was the last thing he had.
Luffy: Now I’m going to kick your ass.
*Luffy drags Mohji up to him, then punches him.*
Morbius: And now for extra measure.
*Morbius kicks him in the crotch.*
*Nami sees the ruins of the pet store.*
Nami: Pirates are all the same. They’re all just a bunch of heartless bastards who take away things we love without a second thought.
*Luffy and Morbius return.*
Nami: You guys are alive. I was sure you would have died. Maybe I should kill you before you can start a crew!
*But Boodle restrains her.*
Boodle: There’s no need for violence!
Luffy: Like you could kill me.
Nami: I can try!
*Luffy gives the food Richie had to the dog.*
Luffy: Sorry, but that’s all I could save.
Morbius: Yeah. The lion ate everything else.
Nami: He fought the lion in order to save the dog’s food?
Morbius: Yes he did. Of course I helped a little, but still.
Luffy: You did good. I didn’t see you fight, but I can tell you gave it your all.
*Chouchou eats it.*
Luffy: Good luck to you doggy.
Buggy: You were defeated?!
Mohji: I’m sorry, Captain.
Buggy: I can’t believe you were defeated by Zoro.
Mohji: It wasn't Zoro. It was that ru-
*Passes out.*
Buggy: Gather all the Buggy balls men! We’re blowing this town to smithereens!
Nami: I’m sorry about earlier. I didn’t mean to yell at you.
Luffy: It’s alright. There’s no need to apologize.
Boodle: I’m so pathetic. Chouchou and these two fight hard and I the mayor, have done nothing but stand back and watch buggy and his crew destroy the town.
Nami: Just calm down.
Boodle: 40 years ago, this place was nothing! We had to build everything from the ground up! And as mayor, I cannot watch as buggy terrorizes this town no more!
*Suddenly, the buggy pirates fire a buggy ball that destroys the boodle’s house.*
Boodle: My house!
Morbius: Wasn’t Zoro sleeping in there?
Luffy: Aaaahh!! You’re right! Zoro was in there!
Boodle: I’m afraid he’s likely dead.
Luffy: Zoro, are you still alive?!
Zoro: That’s one hell of a way to wake a guy up.
*Turns out, Zoro is unscathed.*
Morbius: Huh?
Nami: How did he survive that?
Luffy: You’re alive!
Zoro: I could really use some more sleep.
Boodle: I won’t let them get away with this. I won’t let them destroy all that my townspeople worked hard on. I am the mayor of this town. I swear I will protect it with my dying breath!
*Nami tries to stop him.*
Nami: You can’t defeat buggy!
Boodle: Perhaps I can’t! But there are some fights a man cannot run from! Isn’t that right?
Luffy: That's right, old man.
Nami: Don’t encourage him, it’s dangerous for him to fight Buggy.
Morbius: And no offense, but you’re like very old.
Boodle: I know it’s dangerous to fight him! I’m coming for you Buggy the clown!
*He runs off to fight buggy.*
Nami: He was crying.
Luffy: He was? Didn’t notice.
Zoro: Things are getting interesting.
Luffy: They sure are.
Nami: Don’t act so casually about this! He’s going to die if he fights Buggy!
Luffy: Don’t worry, I’ve grown fond of that old man. No way I’m going to let him die.
Zoro: In that case, let’s go.
Nami: You’re going too? But you’re wounded.
Zoro: A blow to my reputation is a lot worse than the blow to my gut.
Morbius: And there’s no way I’m losing to a clown.
Luffy: if we have any hope of navigating the ocean, we better steal that chart. Are you going to join, or what?
Morbius: Yeah, be our navigator.
Nami: I’ll never go as low as you guys and become a pirate. But I suppose we can team up to achieve our common goal.