Orange Town part 2
*Luffy eats some food in a house that Nami took him to.*
Luffy: So do you like in this big house all by yourself?
Nami: It’s not. I’m just living here for the time being. Everyone left this place because of Captain Buggy.
Luffy: So you’re just a petty thief.
Nami: How rude, I only steal from people who deserve it, pirates.
Luffy: A thief is a thief as far as I’m concerned.
Nami: My goal is to make $100 million. No matter how long it takes.
Luffy: Why do you need that much money?
Nami: I’m going to buy a certain village. And with this chart, it will become possible.
Luffy: A chart? That must mean you’re a navigator.
Nami: I’m the most skilled navigator you’ll meet.
Luffy: That's perfect! Why don’t you join my crew?
Nami: really?
Luffy: Yeah, you can become a member of my pirate crew.
Nami: No way! So you’re a pirate huh?
Luffy: Yeah, I made a promise to the guy who gave me this hat that I’d become the greatest pirate ever.
Nami: There's nothing in this world I despise more than pirates. I only like money and tangerines.
Luffy: Come on, be our navigator.
Nami: No way.
Luffy: Your loss.
*Nami looks out the window and sees that Buggy’s men are still looking for her. She then gets an idea.*
Nami: Ok, I’ll consider joining your crew but only under some conditions.
Luffy: really? I’ll do anything.
Nami: I want you to come with me to pay a visit to buggy. But first.
*She ties Luffy up with some rope.*
Luffy: Why'd you have to do that?
Nami: It's for appearances.
Luffy: Cool, I’ve been wanting to meet other pirates.
Buggy: What?!?! You’re telling me the thief got away?!
Pirates: Please forgive us captain buggy!
Buggy: I’ve never seen a more pathetic group than you three! Time to die!
Pirate: Captain, the girl is back and she brought a prisoner!
*Nami presents Luffy to him.*
Nami: I captured the thief, Buggy the clown. And here’s your chart back.
*Gives the map to him.*
Luffy: You tricked me!
Buggy: Not that I don’t appreciate this, but why the sudden change of heart?
Nami: I had another fight with my boss and I couldn’t take it anymore. So I decided to join you guys.
Buggy:… Gyahahahaha! You’re quite an amusing girl, of course you can join!
Nami: I’ve successfully infiltrated them. Pirates are so stupid…
*Buggy’s pirates put Luffy in a cage.*
Luffy: Why am I in a cage?
Buggy: What is your name?
Nami: It’s Nami.
Buggy: Men, let’s celebrate with our new crew member, Nami!
*Zoro and Morbius arrive on the island.*
Zoro: What is this place?
Morbius: Looks like a town.
Zoro: But why is it empty?
Pirate 1: Our crew is currently raiding this place.
Zoro: Then we should go meet this buggy guy.
Morbius: We'll probably hear something about Luffy if we look.
*The pirates throw a party.*
Buggy: Drink to your heart’s content men!
*Nami drinks with several of the crew members.*
Nami: I’ll just wait for the right opportunity to steal that chart back. And maybe steal Buggy’s treasure while I’m at it.
Buggy: What a flashy party. Now listen up men! Prepare the Buggy ball!
*Some pirates set up a cannon with a large red cannon that has the crew’s Jolly Roger.*
Nami: What is it?
Buggy: Just observe the awesome power of Buggy ball.
*They light the fuse on the cannon and it fires, destroying several buildings in a row.*
Buggy: With the power of the Buggy ball and my devil fruit, conquering the seas will be easy. Now shoot the cannon at your old boss to prove your loyalty to me!
*The cannon gets aimed at Luffy.*
Nami: Oh no! That’s ok! Come on, let’s get back to the party! This is supposed to be about having fun.
Buggy: This is my idea of fun.
*He gives her some matches. But she trembles.*
Buggy: What’s the matter? You’re not wimping out on me, are you?
Luffy: Your hands are shaking. That’s what happens when you take on pirates with half ass resolves.
Nami: Resolve? To blow people up for no reason?
Luffy: No. You got to be willing to risk your own life.
Pirate: Guess you don’t know how to light a cannon. Let me show you.
*A pirate lights a match and prepares to fire the cannon.*
Pirate: You do it like this-
*But Nami hits him with a bo staff.*
Buggy: What the hell was that for Nami?! I gave you the honor of lighting the fuse!
Luffy: Now you’ve decided to save me?
Nami: Don’t be stupid! I’m not doing this to save you! I just don’t want to lower myself to these dirty pirates! Pirates took someone very important to me!
Luffy: Oh. But thanks anyway.
*But the cannon’s fuse is still lit.*
Luffy: Aaaaaahhh, the fuse!
Buggy: So you think pirates are inhuman filth? Get her men!
*Some pirates try to attack Nami, but she fights back. She then tries to put out the fuse with her hands.*
Luffy: Look out!
*They try to gang up on her, but Zoro stops them and Morbius moves Nami out of the way.*
Zoro: It's not nice to gang up on a girl.
Morbius: You ok, m’lady?
Nami: I think so…
Luffy: Zoro! Morbius! Now hurry up and get me out of here!
Zoro: How do you keep getting into these situations? First a bird flies off with you, and now you’re in a cage.
Luffy: It's an interesting story actually.
Morbius: You're like a magnet for disasters waiting to happen.
Pirate: That guy just called him Zoro.
Nami: No way. The crew he mentioned was the pirate hunter Zoro and the Nobel prize winner Mitchel morbius? What is going on here?
Buggy: So you’re Zoro. If you’re here for my head, it won’t be so easy. And you morbius, aren’t you supposed to be in a science lab somewhere?
Zoro: I gave up pirate hunting.
Morbius: And I cured my disease.
Zoro: We came here to get our friend.
Buggy: Though killing you, pirate hunter will boost my reputation.
Zoro: You try that, you’ll die.
Buggy: Is that so?
*Buggy pulls out two knives.*
Zoro: I tried to warn you.
Pirate: Kill him captain Buggy!
Morbius: Kick his ass Zoro!
*Buggy charges at Zoro.*
Buggy: Die a flashy death!
*But Zoro cuts Buggy into pieces.*
Zoro: It wasn't much of a fight, was it?
Luffy: Wow, he’s weak.
Morbius: Way to go, Zoro.
*But Buggy’s men laugh.*
Luffy: Why are they laughing?
Nami: Their captain was just killed.
Luffy: Hey Zoro, cut the bars and let me out of here.
Morbius: There’s no way he can slice through the bars.
Zoro: It needs a key.
*But Zoro gets stabbed in his midsection.*
Luffy: Zoro!
Morbius: What the hell?!
*They see that Buggy’s severed hand stabbed Zoro and his torso is floating in the air.*
Nami: Buggy's still alive?!
Buggy: the Chop Chop fruit. That’s the name of the devil fruit that’s given me my powers.
*His body reassembles.*
Buggy: I’m a chop chop man and now no sword can’t kill me! Gyahahahaha!
Nami: First news of billionaires with metal suits, sightings of a giant green monster, and now this? I always thought devil fruits were a myth?
Morbius: Let's see you survive this!
*Morbius jumps at Buggy, but his torso detaches from his body, causing him to miss. Buggy then stabs Morbius in the back.*
Luffy: Morbius!
Buggy: I didn’t hit any vital organs. But that looks like deep wounds. Which means I win.
*Buggy’s body resembles again.*
Zoro: Damn, I let my guard down. Stupid mistake…
Morbius: That fucking hurt…