Not Today Bitch
Levi glanced down at his teddy bear, crying like a little gril.
"wuwuwwu im so tiny and smool and sexy."
He suddenly gripped the teddy bear very hard. "Ah. That's what you want to hear huh you perv? Well guess what. I'm a man... I eat bears for breakfast."
Winne the pooh suddenly barged into the room, holding a gun, "RELEASE MY HUSBAND!"
"Fuck that's hot." Levi moaned, damn he loved when Winnie the Pooh came in smelling like that, blood on his shirt and his gun cocked like his dick. "mmmm yes I love when you poiny the gun at me daddy pooh"
pfffttt he said pooh
Winien the Pooh didnt know what to sya, he had just gotten home form showing Piglet how to smuggle drugas in the country
"Oh, you're silent, well don't just stand there cunt, at least show me where you hid the druga" Levi said strenly, his muscles being angy like a cat
uwu i a cat levi
Winnie stared.
The world stared.
God facepalmed.
He pulls the trigger. He misses. He runs. "IM NOT GAY. NOT TODAY! " He says like a rhyming riddle and jumps over a fence, only to get hit by a car.
The End