How SInkholes Were Made
The time has come. Hell was getting too full. Lucifer only had one person to look towards to save him from all the hellish paperwork he would have to fill out because of the demons. Jack Black. He knew the man well, their college days full of beer pong and havoc. Even that time jack belly flopped on a ping pong table and had to get surgery.
Lucifer grabbed the phone and called up his old friend.
"Yo. Remember that ping pong table? Well...I need you to come and destroy some people down here like you did to that table. "
"The contract has been sealed. I will come for blood. "
"Shut up. I'll pay you with fruit gushers"
"Oh hel
Fruit gushers? bro im on a meat diet!" Jack Black screamed back, "I want a whole banquet of meat. Blood and meat..."
Lucifer frowned. Should he do this for his long time friend? "Fine. But get rid of everyone quick, I got a date with Jesus. I want to make Father faint this time..." He laughed like a madman while Jack gasped and said,
"But I thought we had something…
"I-I well we did it but it couldn't work..."
"IT WORKED TO ME!" he screamed down the phone
jack black was furious and upset as his true love felt different about them.
"i cant beleive you lucifer... fuck you"
he hung up the phone and shat his pants so fucking hard he broke a hole into the center of the earth.