Get a Whiff of Them Onions, Juliet
it had been 5 years since Shrek left his wife fiona for lord farqua, and they were on a romantic picnic on a mountain that was colored by the sunset. lord farqua was unbothered by the fact that shrek used to be an ogre, because now he was a human.
Shrek tenderly rubbed Lord Farqua's square head, a wide smile on his very human lips. The scene was very romantic, fit for the giant and the shrimp.
"My love, I have a secret I need to share with you." He said, simpily, his eyes full of eternal longing and love.
Farqua blushed and squeaked, "What is it, Shrek?" He thought about the ring he wanted, about the marriage they hadn't done yet.
Shrek suddenly laughed evilly and took off his human suit, revelling that all along, he had been an ogre.
"Nooooo! this is..." Farqua started to cry before he pulled out his
Suddenly huma shrek lunges at lord farqua with his disgusting smell causing for lord farqua to loose and regain consciousness, human shrek made lord farqua into his personal chair. He sat there and played animal crossing and watched "the Batchelor:furry addition". But secretly lord farqua was enjoying this, humans shreks slim body and curved waist still intact and he cont not helo but stare at shreks plumulictious body. Lord farqua died while still beinv sat on, shrek for the rest of his life sat. On lord farqua until he died and decomposed.