Clint Barton's Home for Wayward Heroes

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Clint Barton's Home for Wayward Heroes
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.......A long running joke that stops being a joke when Clint has offered most (all) of his street Vigilante pals an apartment in his building, free of charge because being a hero doesn't come with a paycheck and hardly any of his street Vigilante pals have a day job and he can't, won't, just let his friends be without a place they can actually afford to live in.
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Chapter 3

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It took a few weeks before either Frank, Wade, Daredevil or either of the Hawkeyes saw Spidey again.

Of course, it was Wade that got to see Spidey again first..

"Could you ask.. uh ." Spidey had stammered to Wade as they say in companionable silence with a mountain of fries between them.

Wade perked up.. "Ask what?.."

"Mister Barton.. if.."

 

"Yes!.." Wade purposefully interrupted before Spidey could back out before even actually taking the offer "Absolutely... I even have a set of keys to give you.. Apartment 4B... I'll tell Clint you've already started moving things in.. because you have, I already filled your fridge and gave you a cactus and a gold fish.. No takesie-backsies!" Wade exclaimed..

"Yes! Spidey is gonna be my neighbor and I am gonna throw you the best house warming party oh and I m gonna bring you the best welcome to the neighborhood cookies, and we're gonna hang out so much more, we'll do movie nights and maybe even sleep overs, I have a stuffed unicorn you can borrow anytime you stay the night .. ohmygod.. I am gonna get to live next to my BESTEST FRIEND!" Wade was full on squealing now.

Spidey just shook his head in exasperated amusement..

"C'mon Spidey, I wanna show you your apartment and .. I already also maybe put a couch in there because everyone needs a couch that someone else gave them.. I don't know why it's just a thing everyone I know has ever had.. like.. "I like your couch.." .. "Thank you my aunt, grandmother, neighbor, friend, brother, cousin, someone gave it to me.." .. I mean... It's a thing.. right?!" Wade rambled on..

"Yeah... Wade..." Spidey agreed... "It's a thing..."

And Wade gave a cheerful whoop and he and Spidey made their ways to Clint Barton's Home For Wayward Heroes.

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