"Get Jinxed"
{Featuring: Jinx(duh) and Jack}
The sound of cranking can be heard, as a pair of hands are winding up a device. The person in question put said device on a table, and it’s revealed to be a monkey with cymbals. As it was brought down to the table, the eyes turned on with a red light, and the monkey started clashing the symbols at a slow pace. One boop on the head from the pair of hands, which appeared to be female, and the monkey started clashing the cymbals faster.
The scene then cuts to way above the city of Piltover, where a bomb is shown cruising through the sky. As it slowly turned, certain decals on the weapon show a face drawn out with eyes and sharp teeth, similar to a shark. As it pans out of shot, more bombs were shown falling towards the skyscrapers of the “City of Progress”. Upon one of these bombs, which had the words “Ha-Ha-Ha” written on in mixes of pink and blue, a familiar figure was surfing on top. It was the one and only Jinx, in her unmistakable attire; A mix-matched color of half pink stripes and black on her bikini-like top with pink shorts, belts around her waist and torso carrying various ammunition types, one of her legs was almost covered in a see through pink mesh with messy boots. Her long double braids flapped violently in the wind as she descended with the weapons.
“Wanna join me?
Come and play
But I might shoot you in your face”
The scene cuts quickly between a wind-up monkey; slamming its cymbals in beat with the music, and cutting back to the rockets; growing ever so closer to their destination: The skyscrapers of Piltover. However, a panned out view of the city showed many bombs following suit with Jinx.
“Bombs and bullets will do the trick
What we need here is a little bit of panic”
Everything changes once again. In one shot, Jinx seemed to be skipping, in slow motion, down a long underground hallway that was illuminated with green lights. In another, for a brief moment, it went back to the monkey clanging the cymbals to the beat. Whenever it went back to the blue haired maniac, she too was clapping with her hands.
“Do you ever wanna catch me?
Right now I'm feeling ignored
So can you try a little harder?
I'm really getting bored”
However, right before she impacted the building with the bombs, a blurry object followed by a mechanical flying sound, whooshed by and yoinked her off the weapon. In the shot of the underground tunnel, Jinx slowly turned towards the camera; Smirking almost in a flirtatious manner. The lights suddenly started to go out quickly, starting from the opposite side of the tunnel to where she was located.
Suddenly, the only thing that illuminated the darkness was Jinx’s machine gun firing. It was hitting and deactivating various robots that were also standing in darkness. Round after round, bullets completely barrage and destroy any robot that stood in her path; and not just for her. Nearby, someone else was also shooting as many robots as possible. Sporting his signature glider, Jack watched as mechanical bodies fell to the ground from his weapon. Every so often, the flash of light from either of the psychopath’s weapons would show various expressions: the most prominent being a sinister and utterly wicked smile.
“Come on, shoot faster
Just a little bit of energy
I wanna try something fun right now
I guess some people call it anarchy”
This was immediately followed by a random carousel located who knows where. Upon it, Jinx was holding onto a pole in one hand, while firing her electric charged handgun into the square of whatever city it was located in.
Another shot showed the ‘Loose Cannon’ dancing with a robot. It was deactivated and painted in Jinx’s signature colors of various designs. While she danced ever so gracefully with the metal mannequin, Jack could be seen in the background of the little stage area, playing on what looked to be a synth keyboard that had a variety of hookups similar to a DJ booth.
“Let's blow this city to ashes
And see what Pow-Pow thinks
It's such pathetic neatness
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed!”
The next shot appeared to be showing a zoo of sorts in Piltover, because a couple of Mandarins covered in Jinx’s paint had climbed and perched themselves on a gate. This was quickly followed by Jack hovering close to the mammals on his glider; who seemed to be overjoyed by the chaos ensued with the zoo animals as he laughed almost manically while the primates screamed out with him. Right outside the gate, Jinx cheered in utter excitement as she rode a Rhinoceros cowboy style. It too, was covered in Jinx’s iconic coloring of paint. She was laughing with joy as the rhino bucked back before slamming into the ground.
The scene shifts high into the sky, where an airship was seen slowly descending to the ground. Flames bellowed from the side of the machine, as it suddenly turned towards the ground and accelerated rapidly. From where it just was, balloons of various and random assortments were seen floating in all sorts of directions. It wasn’t until the perpetrator of the airship attack was shown: Jinx, with Fishbones in her one hand, was holding on to a cluster of balloons that slowly lifted her higher in the air. Nearby, another figure could be seen; Jack, despite already being on a hovering craft on his own, held on to one balloon that had the shape of a goblin with goggles and a crazed smile. Both maniacs looked to the giant airship with a smile as it continued its rapid descent to the surface.
From a fade out of balloons into another shot, Jinx had Jack close to her face. Chuckling softer than before, she leaned in to snag a kiss from the man. Although at the last second, Jack switched his head placement with a decapitated robot as Jinx brought him in for the kiss. Behind them, flashes came from one of the interior rooms of a skyscraper as a large explosion happened just below them. Shocked by the cold texture on her lips, and realizing what he did, she let out a small huff as he laughed wholeheartedly. All around, more explosions took place in the city. At that, the blue haired woman couldn't help but smile and eventually laugh alongside him. At least not before taking said robot head, tossing it off their rooftop area, and pulling the man in for a surprise kiss while buildings in the area around them continued to explode and burn in their aftermath.
“So much better, so much fun
Let's start from scratch and blow up the sun”
On the ground level, Jinx looked all around her as various buildings were blowing up; some via missiles. They were also being fired upon by Jack riding his glider; a sinister smile stuck on his face as he laughed maniacally while flying around the city and also observed the damage made by the two. For her, she couldn’t help but look in awe at the beauty being created by their destruction.
In an alley, around what seemed to be noon, Jinx was playfully pulling along a balloon that was shaped like a cute squid. Cutting from a small time jump, Jinx was now laying on her stomach, legs crossed behind her as she yawned in boredom. On the concrete wall behind her, Jack had also joined the ‘Loose Cannon’ and was adding his own sort of graffiti. Said wall had other texts written on it, like “League of Legends Jinx” and “Nerf Heimerdinger”. In another quick cut in time, Jinx appeared to be fighting an invisible opponent; using her fists to ‘fight’ instead of her trademark weapons. Jack had stopped working on his glider and glanced over at what the blue haired girl was doing, as part of a message he was working on slowly took shape on the wall.
It then quickly cuts to a slow motion action of empty bullet shells falling; each shell sporting the design of Jinx’s monkey before revealing a luxurious bathroom. The layout seemed to definitely fit more than what would've been there, as Fishbones was on the floor next to a bathtub. Jinx laid inside said bathtub as empty bullet shells rained down on her. Near a green lamp that was located just behind her head, the bottom half of a figure could be seen as they held a bucket that poured more shells on the shimmer-filled Zaunite; with said person relaxing with content inside the tub.
Cutting back to the shot of the alley wall, Jinx can be seen holding on to the balloon from earlier as she leaned against the vertical surface. Next to her, Jack brushed off the last of his work. The deranged man looked over to Jinx, in a way to show off what he made: it was another line of text, but this one said “Corki Suckz”. However, the girl would only be able to look at the other Zaunite for a short moment as bullets riddled the wall all around the two; even popping the balloon from Jinx’s hand.
She then appeared to be in a warehouse of sorts, as Jinx twirled one of her long hair braids in her hand. Various robots looked over in her direction, their eyes changing from a peaceful blue to an alert red. A larger robot landed in front of the ‘Loose Cannon’ and pounded his hands together, ready for a fight.
“Come on, shoot faster
Just a little bit of energy…”
Not even giving the automation a chance, Jinx had pulled out ‘Zapper’ and fired at the large robot. When its body fell to the floor, She tossed her handgun aside, pulled out a grenade, and threw it at a small group of robots. The jaws chomped viciously in the air as they grabbed a hold of one robot's face before exploding; hitting its target and a few in the blast radius.
“...I wanna try something fun right now
I guess some people call it anarchy”
As more robots started to invade the area, the anarchist pulled out ‘Pow-Pow’ and started shooting in various directions. Bullets and synthoids fell to the ground as Jinx smiled at the destruction. That wasn’t until a huge horde of robots came charging towards her position. Seeing as she was out of ammunition and missing a key weapon for this scenario, Jinx grinned at the horde, pulled out a small stubby flare gun and shot it above her. A green trail of light and smoke arched high above them, even confusing some robots who glanced at the light source.
“Let's blow this city to ashes
And see what Pow-Pow thinks…”
Suddenly, the glass wall behind the horde of robots shattered as Jack, now in his full costume/armor, threw his grenades to temporarily distract the robots. While the robots regrouped and continued their charge, the crazed man flew low and close to his companion, detaching Fishbones from his glider and tossed it over to his equally psychotic partner. Upon receiving the weapon, Jinx aimed it at the robots before firing; the missile swerved in the air for a second before blowing up the army of automations to kingdom come. Once there was no sign of any threat, Jinx put Fishbones on her back while parting some of her hair. The “Toxic Demon” on his glider came down to her level, hopped off, and smiled with glee at their damage. This was followed by the two leaning against each other in satisfaction of their chaos.
“...It's such pathetic neatness
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed”
“Come on!”
In a quite bizarre shot, there was a heap of robot heads scattered in one area. On top of these heads, Jinx posed with Fishbones on her shoulder. On her left, Jack was also doing the same thing, but he was crouched down and giving a sinister glare at the camera. The ‘footage’ kept switching between the unique scenario and the monkey cymbals, however it also showed close angles of a certain figure on a synth keyboard, playing his heart out to the song.
“Come on!”
It wasn’t until a growling noise, that came from behind the two, got them out of their ‘poser’ trance and focus. Upon seeing what their enemy was, the last thing either expected was a giant version of Jinx’s cymbal monkey. However, not one of them seemed to care; as one would expect. Facing the threat, Jack hopped on his glider that came swooping in and Jinx leaped towards the giant creature as it bought its cymbals together to crush the two.
Although, all that appeared from the explosion was the classic monkey symbol of Jinx, with green highlights of a type of demon from Jack.
“And Get Jinxed!!”
Jinx had suddenly woken up from a nap on her workbench; Turned out she merely dreamed of all that had happened. From the view of the window outside, the sun had started setting below the horizon. Near the window, there were blueprints of various designs, and even a half built skateboard of sorts. After yawning from being woken up, she looked over to her left. The mechanical monkey slowed down and eventually stopped right before it could clap its cymbals again. Shaking her head slightly, The blue haired girl brought her one hand up in the shape of a gun and aimed it at the toy. Lining up with her hand and closing one of her eyes, she pretended to shoot at the monkey.
The ending result was another electrified explosion that revealed a giant metallic title: “League Of Legends”. However, pink spray paint covered the sign with a name all too recognizable: “Jinx”, while faint blue paint outlines showed a grinning demonic creature and green horns were on each side of her name. In the background, two voices could be heard; laughing to their heart's content.