Chapter 5
[Friday]
Mr.Harrington: ARE YOU READY!
MJ: you losers better be ready for tomorrow
Flash: yes we know. Meet at 7:45 at the school. Bus leaves at 8. Bus ride is 3 hours most likely with traffic. Meet is at 2. Were studying on the bus. Were studying at the place. Were studying all goddamn day until the meet. We are winning the meet.
Cindy: …. Flash how fucking bored are you at practice?
Charles: apparently extremely
Abe: I am very excited for the meet!!!
Peter: its only a practice meet. Our actual meet is next week. And we get to stay in a hotel!
Ned: With a pool!!!!
Mr.Harrington: the facts that peter and ned pick up on. Sigh.
Sally: I'm sure were all prepared. I even studied facts on shampoo and peanut butter for this.
Peter: I'm not prepared!
MJ: yes you are your just an anxious baffon
Ned: straight facts
Peter: Bi facts*
Ned: you right you right
Peter: oh shit I just came out didnt I?
Abe: peter we all knew you were gay.
Flash: peter.. We been knew.
Sally: #peed
Ned: you talk about thor to much to be straight
Flash: YOU RIGHT ALCNJEKZ
Peter: flash stfu we've all seen your spiderman/reader fanfics on ao3 and WATTPAD.
Peter: fuckimg wattpad. The worst of all sites
Flash: I KNOW WATTPAD SUCKS AND WTF HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT YHOSE
Sally: bruh you right them in class
Mr.Harrington: you turned a self insert you and spiderman one in for an English assignment. We all talked about it in the teacher lounge. Its pinned on the wall.
Abe: their pretty good at least?
Charles: honestly very well written.
MJ: I read like 3 of them and one of them was smut and then I haven't read any other ones. Scarred for life
Ned: … YOU WRKTE SPIDERMAN PORN?
Ned: can I get a link omg
Peter: NO NED NO YOU CAN NOT
Cindy: #peed confirmed. Ned can only simp for peter
Ned: can we at least get a better ship name TvT
Peter: WHY PEED JUSY WHY
Peter: IDC if y'all ship me and my best friend just… Why peed.
Sally: combo of Parker and Leeds. Peed.
Abe: fuckimg combo what is this a Wendy's?
Peter: fuck I want wendys. If we do good tomorrow can we get Wendy's?
Mr.Harrington: I'll think about it.