Chapter 6
[Saturday]
Peter: ALL RIGHT FUCKERS IM HERE EARLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
Flash: because I literally picked you up. And drove you here. You were still in pajamas when I got to your apartment.
Ned: it was cute. He was wearing hello kitty pants
Abe: #peed
Flash: no honestly it was cute. (Photo of peter pouting, standing in his living room. He's wearing one of Neds shirts and his hello kitty pants)
Charles: IS THAT NEDS SHIRT?
Peter: …no…
Sally: AWE #PEED
Mr.Harrington: @everyone y'all better be here soon
Charles: I'm literally turning into the parking lot RN
MJ: I'm here as of 3 seconds ago
Sally: cindy and I are on out way! She's driving RN haha
Sally: don't worry I told her #peed
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[Saturday]
Peter: I'm sick of studying
MJ: we know. But your continuing anyway.
Abe: haaa
Charles: I want a break.
MJ: fuck off
Cindy: LETS FORM A UNION AND DEMAND BREAKS!
Peter: HELL YEAH
Ned: I'm down.
Mr.Harrington: 20 minutes. Eat food.
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[Literally 5 minutes later]
Mr.Harrington: (photo of Peter learning on Ned. Peter is eating a sandwich. Ned is smiling at him)
Mr.Harrington: hate to say it but #peed
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[3 minutes later]
Ned: WTF HARRINTON?
Mr.Harrington: (photo of Peter asleep, head in Neds lap)
Mr.Harrington: Am i going to have to make sure you are in different rooms for our meet next week?
Ned: were not dating.
Abe: sure Jan
Charles: maybe not yet but in the future y'all are getting married.
Ned: I called Mr.stark as my best man
MJ: peter will want him to walk him down the isle don't lie
Ned: nah may is 100% doing that.
Sally: so. You admit wedding in the future?
Ned: just let us share a room and maybe.
Mr.Harrington: fine. Don't be loud. And don't tell anyone I knew you were a thing
Ned: deal
[After the meet]
Peter: I feel like I'm high off adrenaline and I'm ready to run 5 miles
Ned: please don't
Peter: also tony is my best man fuck off I'll fight you.
Charles: are we getting confirmation that peed is real?
Peter: no.
Ned: yes.
Peter: I THOUGHT WE WERENT TELLING THEM?
Ned: I DOMT KNOE HOW TO LIE PETEY
Peter: true true
Cindy: how does it feel to know your boyfriend has a crush on thor?
Ned: as if I don't also have a crush on thor.
Peter: and bruce banner and spider man and black widow and pepper potts and dr strange
Ned: okay and?
Flash: if any of you celebrity crushes hit on you would you go for it?
Peter: if thor so much as looked at me of take my clothes off
Ned: same
Mr.Harrington: gross.
Peter: .. I forgot harrington was here
Ned: oops?