"Why are you still awake?" The symbiote grumbled to the pirate who was currently laying in bed wide awake
"Because you're being a damn bother, that's why!"
"Am not'
"Are bloody too, slimey bitch"
Venom continued to bother Killian for at least an hour
"That's it" Killian said grabbing a jar
"What are you doing?"
"Containing your annoying ass!"
Killian proceeded to put the symbiote in the jar and screw the lid shut
And then carried the jar out onto the deck of the Roger
"Bye, bitch!" He said raring back and chucking the jar as far as he possibly could
"Did you just throw the sludge thing into the water?" Emma said stepping aboard his humble vessel
"Aye, I did"
"...and you're sure thats a long term solution?"
"Best idea I've got"
And just then the symbiote busted the jar and came flowing back to Killian like some kind of odd liquid
Killian's response as it grew closer to him was try and beat it away with a mop, trying to climb up onto a crate to escape the foul sludge
To Killian's dissatisfaction, Venom won the fight and perched itself on the buccaneer's shoulder
"We are hungry"
"Please tell me chocolate will suffice"
"No"
Killian gagged at the mere thought
He couldn't say he was a fan of Venom's eating habits
Considering that consisted of farm animal brains
There had been a quite good portion of Venom's eating spent with Killian ill over the side of the Jolly Roger
"Absolutely not, it is too late for that crap"
"We are hungry"
"No, YOU are hungry, I feel ill at the mere thought of your eating habits"
"..what does it eat?" Emma piped up
"You don't want to know, I havent had an appetite in weeks"
Killian sighed at the persistent nagging of the parasite
"Head home for the night, love, spare yourself"
"Are you gonna be alright?"
"Aye" he said kissing her on the cheek
They said their nightly goodbyes and I love yous and Emma headed home
And Killian was forced to give in to Venom's nagging
He got out one of the incredibly disgusting "parasite meals" as he refered to them for the sake of his own dignity and let the demon have at it
And as per usual, he gagged throughout the entire endeavor wishing the foul beast would eat something more reasonable
But alas, that wasn't the case
And Killian had to live with the disgusting thing until they figured out how to get it off of him