Chapter 4
Yeet@starkintern
Bio: Tony Stanks personal intern! I am here to be a pain :) he/him
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Yeet @starkintern
Why the fuck is there so many people outside of stark tower. I just want to go home. But nOoOoO its a fucking safety hazard because these goddamn reporters want to see my face and then follow me home. Cmon. Get your heads out of your asses.
YouKnowWhoIAm @TonyStarkOfficial
I'll get you home as soon as I won't fear you will be stalked.
Yeet @starkintern
I want to cuddle with my aunt. She has the evening off :(
Yeet @starkintern
Y'all stop asking my aunt? My parents are dead? I live with her? She's my only living relative and its not even by blood? Get to level 7 friendship to learn my Tragic Backstory™
Ned @NedFlanders
I'm sorry babe :( call me? Or your Aunt? Or both of us?
Yeet @starkintern
Yeah okay :)
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Peter loaded up a group face time with May and Ned. Even offered an invite to MJ. She said she was busy doing homework but might join later.
"Hi honey. I'm sorry about what's happening. I miss you so much." May smiled calmly at Peter.
"At least there are worse places to be stuck?" Ned tells him, "Like you're with Mr.Stark! In his home! That's so cool! Better place to be stuck than like. The fucking library or something."
May laughs at Ned's puppy like energy.
"It still sucks tho. I knew I was accepting fame into my life. But I didn't think it'd be like this! I know I need to get used to it though. "
"With the accord you need to come out as Spidey at 18 right?" May asked.
"Yeah that's part of the reason I did this? So that Peter is used to fame as Peter and as Spider-Man."
"Babe stop talking in 3rd person about yourself!" Ned scolded. "Its fine when you do it with Spidey, because like, secret identity but NOT AS YOURSELF!"
Peter pouted," I just wanna go home"
Tony knocked on the door to Peter's room, yes Peter has a room. May works long shifts and Mr.Stark decided that a teenage superhero should not be left alone.
"Hey Buddy." Tony greeted, "Happy is getting people to clear out then I'll drive you home."
"In one of your not fancy cars, correct Stark?" May asked over the phone.
"Of course. Were busting out the honda civic for this drive" Tony smiled.
"OH MY GOD MR.STARK IN A HONDA" Ned gasped out laughing.
"Shut it Ted. I need something for when I'm undercover." Tony smiles, "I drove it to your little nerd meet as well."
"You are all good to head out!" Fridays irish accent rang down form the ceiling.
"You heard her kiddo."
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Mary @SIscientist
My happy ass (and many others) are happy those fuckers left because we know can safely leave after work.
Mary @SIscientist
Can y'all just stop fucking with junior? Its making our lives hard. We get it. He's cool. I know he helped me finish my project today. But leave him alone.
Yeet @siintern
Thank you Mary! Your the best :) also I'd love to help you some more!!
Country boi @potatos
I am now afraid of visiting y'all up there.
YouKnowWhoIam @TonyStarkOffical
I'm putting in more security so it won't happen again. So you have no worries Harley.
Yeet @starkintern
Good