Chapter 5
Yeet @starkintern
I- I'm just gonna post the screenshots of the freaking group chat real quick
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Acedec Chat
Flash: WAIT YALL I GOT ARRESTED
Peter: WTF FLASH WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT JAIL? DO YOU NEED BAILED OUT?
Flash: no Father bailed me out already
Ned: what the fuck did you do?
Charles: I kinda figured peter would be the first out of to be arrested-
MJ: I was the first to be arrested actually
Sally: YAS QUEEN MJ GO!
Cindy: lmao I remember that it was at that one protest right? We both destroyed some anti homeless shit and I played the "I'm Asian and don't speak English" and ran 😂
MJ: I'm still proud
Abe: back on topic FLASH WTF DID YOU DO????
Flash: Okay. So when Spider-Man jumps on top of a building its cool and shit? But when I do it IM A MENACE TO SOCIETY??? A THREAT TO MYSLEF AND OTHERS???
Peter: oh my god.
Ned: …
Ned: im. I can't. I'm dying RN. )
Flash @imnotasonicstan
IN MY DEFENSE-
Flash @imnotasonicstan
I have none. I have 0.
MJ @leaderofthenerds
You fucking loser
Cindy Moon @silk
That's high praise coming from MJ.
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Dms
Potato: also here's my number (***-***-****)
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Texts
Peter: IM HYPED FOR YOU TO FUCLIMG BE HERE
Harls: we've literally only none each other for like a week. How tf are we besties?
Peter: idk tony stark broke into both of our houses so it was a bond
Harls: omg were connected
Peter: I mean I guess yeah?
Harls: holy fuck were connected. I'm telling tony.
Peter: okay?
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Country boi @Potato
@TonyStarkOffical im sorry were no longer connected
YouKnowWhoIAm @TonyStarkOffical
What. What? What did I do? I'm flying you up? I've been good? What did I do?
Country boi @Potato
I'm now connected to @starkintern :)
Yeet @starkintern
I'm so confused
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Yeet @starkintern
Me: having a bad dysphoria day
Ned: giving me his hoodie, cuddles, and made me hot chocolate with wiped cream
Dudes my heart is exploding
Lovely @NurseJoy
I'm sorry did Peter Stark Intern Junior just come out as trans?
Yeet @starkintern
Did I not already? Woops. Hello I'm Peter I'm a trans man and I'm bisexual. And my wonderful boyfriend Ned is the love of my life
Sally @bluebird
#PEED #peed #peed #PEED
Ned @NedFlanders
Peteys going to kill me but #peed <3 Also I'm Ned, Peters BF. I'm a strong he/they gay (also holy shit I have 13k followers????)
Yeet @starkintern
:( dude why
Ned @NedFlanders
Dude I'm sorry but were the best couple
Ned @NedFlanders
#peed
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Country boi @Potato
I got added to a "family chat" by Tony Stark. Fuck yeah.
Yeet @starkintern
Only 4 more days tell you fly up :)
Country boi @Potato
I'm not ready for the choas of New York yet.
Yeet @starkintern
Oh you'll probably have at least 7 panic attacks when I show you around the city just trust me on that
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The family chat
Members: Pepper, Tony, Peter, May, Rhodey, Happy, Harley
Harley: why tf am I here tho?
Tony: ? Were connected (even tho you denied it ON TWITTER)
Peter: I still don't understand
Happy: don't worry I don't either. They've been saying that for years
Harley: why isn't abby here?
Tony: in all honesty I just have her number.
Peter: abby?
Harley: My baby sister she's a demon and I love her
Peter: awe
Harley: she accepted me full force when I came out both times and ugh shes the best but also keeps bullying me about how "you all bi yourself"
Pepper: Add her!
May: Hi Harley! I'm Peters Aunt May nice to meet you :)
Harley: Hello nice to meet you Ma'am! Can't wait to meet you in person Peters talked so much about you
Rhodey: Harley i ask myself that everyday. why tf am I in this chat?
Happy: you think I don't wonder that? I'm a fucking driver apparently.
Tony: your my head of security :( and my brother :(
Tony: AND RHODEY WERE LEGALLY MARRIED OF COURSE YOUR IN MY FAMILY CHAT???
Rhodey: it doesn't count we were drunk
Peter: IM SORRY EHAT
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Yeet @starkintern
I am in shock and i cannot share why for fear Queen Pepper Potts will be mad. So heres a photo of tony stank ive had in my camera roll for a while (a photo of Tony, the table in front of him is on fire. Dum-e is spraying him with a fire extinguisher )
Country boi @Potatos
I live for that.
Ned @NedFlanders
BABBBBBEEE come back to cuddle get off your phone
Country boi @Potato
#peed