
Oopsie
Unlike every story or movie you see, the fall was not graceful or even slightly romantic because one person caught the other. No, the fall was comical. Keith had walked backwards and tripped on the Woolen rug and fell, Lance didn't trip but in an attempt to swat away Keith's flailing arms, he caught his fingers in Keith's bracelet. Both Lance and Keith squirmed as they fell, they hit the ground with a large oof and a loud thump. Pidge was sent into a fit of laughter and that's when Keith got kneed in the balls. Lance had lifted his knee slightly as he fell and had landed unfortunately on Keith's lower region, as a response Keith jerked his elbow sharply into Lance's face. Hunk joined Pidge who in their laughter fell to the floor wheezing, Hunk rubbed their back trying to calm them down. Spoiler alert, it didn't work. Lance rolled off Keith holding a hand to his face while Keith pulled himself into a fetal position. One hand covering his privates the other covering his mouth muffling his groans of pain. "Fuck you, McClain." Keith barely managed to stutter through his Shakey breath. "Bitch! Ugh! Bastard!" Keith started cursing at Lance, however, they weren't really aimed at Lance. They were more aimed at the pain, Pidge had managed to slow their breath back to normal. That was quickly ruined when Shiro walked into the room and just sighed and left the room. "Dude, I'm so sorry!" Lance apologised frantically as he helped Keith to his feet, Lance helped Keith to sit on the couch. "Wait here, I'll go get some ice." Lance sent an apologetic look at Keith. "Don't bother, I already got some. For you both..." Shiro walked back into the room with two bags of frozen peas. "Only Keith needs one though." Lance was confused. Keith started to chuckle, "Yeah no, I kinda gave you a black eye. Sorry about that." Keith said through gritted teeth as he took the frozen peas from Shiro. "Oh, did you actually?" Lance raised a hand to his undereye and winced when he pressed the skin, Keith giggled softly and nodded. "Do I even want to know?" Shiro asked with a raised eyebrow, "We tripped." Keith shrugged. "Yeah no I don't believe that. How do you trip and get kicked in the balls and give Lance a damn black eye." Shiro was pinching the bridge of his nose, "correction. Keith fell and pulled me with him." Lance said matter-of-factly, "It's true, we watched the whole thing. Plus I think we have it on security cameras." Pidge added