When Worlds Collide
Steven, Marc, and Jake were home with Layla. They had had a very long and stressful past week or so. First, they had been pulled into an alternate universe, met two different versions of themselves, two different Khonshu’s, and assisted that universe’s Steven with reuniting with his Marc and Jake. Jake, their Jake got hit by a car, the second Jake got kidnapped while he was six inches tall, and the third Jake was the one who ran over the first Jake, while driving the car the the second Jake was trapped in.
As if that wasn’t enough, when they finally thought that they were going home, the ritual somehow went wrong. Two of the Jakes switched places. In the process of trying to fix everything and put the Jakes back in their respective worlds, things went south. Khonshus started disappearing, a Marc was taken, and a Steven was taken. Both universes’s Laylas, Tawerets, and Moon Knights paired up to bring their missing family members home. Everyone was surprised to find that the whole thing was masterminded by a fourth Jake.
This Jake was all alone, having lost his Steven and Marc. He only had his Khonshu left, and he had made some poor choices in his grief. But he was forgiven, despite his choices because the boys understood how he felt and they could see how he had been driven to act not in malice but in desperation. They were friends now, and thanks to their new inter-universal cell phone plan, all four Moon Knights were able to keep in touch, as were the Laylas.
Steven, the home universe Steven, decided that he would add his new friends to the Avatar Chat Group. They were avatars, and they could use support and friendship. He wasn’t sure if the others had the fellow avatars in their universes, none of them had made any mention of any other avatars that he could remember.
And besides, Bethany had added that Spider kid to the group. He could add some additional versions of himself and his mates. What could go wrong?
Avatar Chat Group
Steven: Hi everybody. I’ve added some other avatars to the group!
Selim: I was unaware that any other gods had taken avatars. Who do they serve?
Steven: Well, that’s the thing…
Layla: Steven, you didn’t
Steven3n1: I didn’t what?
StevenBK: I’m confused. And Khonshu is being a complete and total grouch today.
Aya: What the?
Aya: Did you get different accounts to mess with us?
Aya: That’s such a Jake thing to do.
Jake3n1: Speak for yourself. I would create fake avatars just to mess with your minds. So many different gods to choose from…So much fun to be had
Jakesolo: I would gaslight them into believing that there was always this many of us. How would they know that there weren't just a bunch of Jake alters?
JakeBK: I would post so many inappropriate memes and jokes…
JakeBK: MEME sloth saying goodnight, keep your butthole tight.
Jake: I had nothing to do with this, it was all Steven, Steven, and Steven. apestosos
Finnigan: I know that I didn’t have that much to drink last night. What is going on? How many Jakes and Stevens are there? Did they clone or something? OH god, they’re tribbles.
Selim: Osiris says that if those boys are tribbles, he will bring Ammit back and feed himself to her, because the world will surely end.
Layla: You haven’t had to deal with them in person. I had to deal with three Khonshus and two Tawerets.
Bethany: Three Khonshus? How did you survive? How did you not go deaf?
Marc: Well, the Khonshu’s weren't the issue. Jakesolo was.
Jakesolo: Look, I was grieving and not thinking straight. I said sorry.
Marc3n1: You kidnapped the Khonshus, Steven, and me.
Jakesolo: Like you are perfect. :P
Aya: So what is happening?
Steven: It’s us. From different universes. We met a bunch of different versions of us, and I added them to the group. Pretty neat, huh?
Selim: I’m sorry, did you say different universes. Osiris looks like he is going to cry, he says that one Khonshu and Taweret are enough. WHAT DID YOU THREE DO?!
Steven: Nothing!
Layla: For once, it wasn’t their fault. At least, it wasn’t MY boys fault. Looking at you, solo Jake
Jakesolo: I will send Madisynn after you. She’s my girl.
Aya: I’m so confused.
Aya: So you traveled to different universes?
Aya:And met yourselves
Aya:Did you meet me?
Marc:Yes, Yes, and no
Aya: Aww, boo.
Finnigan: I am not drunk enough for this. And, for once, Horus agrees with me.
Selim: I can not deal with FOUR jakes and Bethany’s spider kid. I will rip my hair out.
Layla: You'll match Osiris :)
Selim: Screw you, Finnigan, I'm coming over. Everyone else, call me if the world is ending. Osiris says he wants some beer too.
Aya: This is just too much. I’m out. Rather deal with Isis and her baby fever.
Spiderboy: Would this be a bad time to mention that I once broke the multiverse and met two other versions of myself?
Jake: Welcome to the club, bug!
Bethany: How are you even remotely normal? Whatever, don’t do that again. Me and Teffie are gonna go make it rain in Arizona.
Layla: Well, welcome to the group other universe Moon Knights. Please, embrace the chaos.