Drunk texts oops
Finnigan was excited. His roommate from college was getting married and tonight was the stag do. Being the best man, he had arranged the whole thing. They were going to go to bars, get drunk, go to a club, see some ladies, and catch up with old friends. And best of all, there would be no gods. Horus said that he would leave him alone for the night.
Finnigan looked at himself in the mirror, he looked pretty fine. Nice crisp polo in hunter green and some black slacks, black leather boots, and a small eye of Horus pin on his lapel. Who knows, he might even score a lady tonight.
At ten pm, Finnigan heads to The Rising Sun Pub to meet with the rest of the party. It was a small get together, just eight guys. And no gods. He would not make the mistake of drinking with a god again.
“Finn!” Connor, the groom called.
“Connor! How ya getting on?” Finnigan replied.
“I am so ready to get hammered” A different man, a short red head said.
“BEER” the entire group shouted as they headed into the pub. Finnigan bought everyone their first round, to the delight of the group. The men settled down to their beer, pub food, and started to catch up. It was settling into a long night.
Somewhere around the third round, Finnigan began to notice a ninth presence at the table. A tall man with olive skin and the head of a falcon. Horus, the god who had promised to stay home tonight.
By the fourth beer Finnigan stopped caring that the god was there. In fact, he was kind of happy to have his familiar presence next to him. For the fifth round, he ordered nine beers, and handed one to the god. “Cheers, mate” he slurred out.
It was around this time that he had the bright idea to pull out his phone. He wanted to tell his friends how much fun he was having.
AVATAR CHAT GROUP
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Finnigan: EEEEEYYYYYYY
Aya:OMG! Do you know what time it is! I need my beauty sleep
Bethany: Whaaa? Is going on, are you ok?
Jake: amigo sounds like you are having a good time. Can I join?
Finnigan: Shooo jakey woof woof hehe
Finnigan: i sloshed
Selim: For the love of Orsis, you are drunk. Are you safe? Do you need me to call you an Uber? Or would you like me to come to you and help you home. You seem like you are too drunk to be on my own, do you even have a sober driver?
Finnigan: no on me own got my birdy buddy
Finnigan:<PICTURE-Horus holding pint of beer
Selim: I’m not sure he counts as a sober driver
Marc: Drink lots of water buddy, you're gonna be so hung over
Steven: Actually, carbs and electrolytes would be best
Jake: no, pelo del perro
Steven: NO
Marc: no
Aya: hair of the dog never works
Finnigan:<PICTURE-Finnigan hugging a Labrador with Horus, beer in hand
Selim: Do not drink any more!
Yatzil: just quit while you're ahead buddy
Bethany: im going back 2 bed. Let me know your alive in the morning.
Finnigan<PICTURE- Finnigan and Horus surrounded by a flock of pigeons
Finnigan: Luk ish Cornshoe! Twoot tweet
Marc: He’s gonna get himself killed.
Selim: I’m going to get him. Opening a portal now.
Finnigan:<PICTURE-Finnigan, Selim, Horus, and Osiris
Selim: I have returned him to his bed.
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AVATAR GROUP CHAT, the next day
Finnigan: I would like to apologize for my drunk texts. I should have locked my phone. And learned from last time. And the time before that. Again, I am sorry.
Layla: you are so lucky my phone was turned off last night.