the saved nations, by an undead lead singer
Long ago, the four elements lived together in harmony, then the fire nation struck. It wasn't long before Mark lovejoy went missing when the fire nation declared war, he was the chosen avatar. But he fled, who wouldn't ? This wasn't his destiny, all he was was a drummer, in a band of which no one from portland could acquire tickets to their concert. How was he meant to defeat Fire Lord Zuko ? He soon discovered he had powers like none other, powerful abilities that could shake a grown man to his core. He had many encounters with Fire Lord Zuko, some were meer passing by's, others lead to death and destruction. After, after Wilbur died, the lead singer of lovejoy, Mark lovejoy vowed to take revenge and restore peace to his world.
One fateful day Mark Lovejoy decided the day had come. He had been trainning hard deep somewhere in the mountains... or something idk.
He gathered his strike team (ofc consisting of Joe and Ash Lovejoy TM) and together they stormed their way into the Fire Nation to face his most mortal enemy.
Fire Lord Zuko sat uponb a large throne looking smug yet collected as Mark Lovejoy and the others blared in. "AH! I see you've finally showed up Mr. Lovejoy."
Mark seethed. "Don't act as if you expected me!! We totally blasted past your gaurds!"
The fire lord threw his head back and laughed maniacally. "You think you did that on your own?! I told them to go easy on you! Think you're so powerful now, HAH. Cocky and egotistical just like the last Lovejoyer I battled."
Mark Lovejoy's face went cherry red, and just as he went to retort something flew out from behind him and whacked the All Knowing Fire Lord square in the face.
Bewildered Mark turned around to see Ash's arm outstreached with a just as surprised look on his face, his bass now missing.
Joe decided this a perfect time to snatch Mark Lovejoy's trusty drumsticks out of his back pocket, and charge towards the Fire Ruler.
As he charges towards him, he jams the drumsticks into his eyes, but Zuko of course predicts this, and is unaffected. Zuko pushes them both to the ground, and they both are trapped in a casing of fire.
It all seems hopeless, they whisper their goodbyes to each other. Hoping that, at least in the end. They can at least have a friend.
But then! Out of nowhere! Ash and Wilbur step out of the oblivion! (read this in a Scottish accent) "Geez.. Mark and Joe you are a bloody idiots. Thinking you could do this alone? Now, you two, get up and stop being all sad and lets defeat this fucker!!!"
Ash pulls out his guitar and Wilbur his mic, and they both start jamming out. Singing unreleased shit and being a massive vibe, the fire encasing disappears, and Joe and Mark get up, and break into song with them.
Zuko screams "NO!!! MY ONE WEAKNESS! THE POWER OF AWESOME MUSIC AND FRIENDSHIP! IM ALLERGIC TO BEING HAPPY CAUSE IM EMO!!!!!!!!!" and he explodes, organs and guts and blood flying everywhere.
.."Ew I think his fucking eye flew into my mouth" Mark says, gagging. (Wilbur is still Scottish) "Whatever! You deserved it for going rogue. Were a team, okay?" Wilbur says, annoyed with a lighthearted smile.
They all walk out together, blood covering them all, hand in hand. They have to go straight to the next show which will be extremely awkward but maybe it can become a new bit.
And they all live happily ever after. (Minus Zuko)