Sometimes meme's go a little too far...
Zay has not been happy in a long time.
Everyone knows of the hit meme that's become popular with Rick Astely's /Never Gonna Give You up./ Zay especially.
It happened last March, Zay's step mom had asked him very nicely to take out the garbage and Zay was happy to help her out a bit. But as ze was walking away from the bin he heard the dreaded, despised, opening of the meme. Then there was a voice.
"we're no strangers to loveee"
Zay spun on his heel and whacked whomever the perpertrator was solidly over the head with the metal garbage bin in his hands.
"Rick Astley?!" Zay screams in shock, and horror. Oh god, is this Alex in disguise or something? Zay starts to run the other way, but expectantly trips over their shoes. Zay feels Ricks surprisingly slimy hands grab their ankles, and as they succumb to a growing lightheadedness, all they know and feel is confusion and fear.
"Wha- wher-" Zay begins, waking up, tied to a chair. They feel the itchy ropes incase him and they panic. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" he screams, but it only echo's. "HELLO????" "ILL ANNOY YOU TO DEATH THEN YOULL HAVE TO LET ME GO" "CMON BRO I HAD SHIT TO DO TODAY". The pleading and squirming goes for about 20 minutes, but Zay realizes its to no use. And falls silent.
But then.. In the shadows, comes a voice. "never gonna give you up... never gonna let you go... never gonna turn around and free you....". They're stunned.. it's actually him.
"Rick Astely?" Ze whispers to the darkness. "Hello there.... it's m-" Zay immediately interrupts "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE WHAT IS THIS WHAAAAAAAAAAA" but Rick just puts a surprisingly comforting hand on his shoulder. "Now now child. Let me explain.." Zay spits at him, Rick ignores it.
"You, have been the person most rick rolled- and yes I know about this silly little game- ever. I counted, you are the biggest victim of the rick roll. So, I've concluded I need to study you.. to put an end to this all." He turns dramatically.
"You cant do this!!" Zay yells, but Rick just walks away. Before shutting the automatic doors, he turns and says "Oh yes I can.. Because I have something you don't. Money." And the door slams.
Zay is taken aback, but not really that surprised. "Wow, okay I was wrong guess he can do this jesus christ."
Welp. Zay's stuck here. Tied to a chair. In the middle of a dark empty room.
"Is this how I die?" He thinks to themself. "Is this really how I die? I die by a ginger man rick rolling me for one last time?"
Yes this is how they die, they died of dehydration and insanity from the rick roll being played so much, afterwards Alex and Friday also proceeded to die of laughter after getting a letter in the mail stating that their beloved friend had died by rickroll.
Anyway the end, what the fuck alex T-T
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you