A Super Late Episode Themed To The Barbenheimer Movement
We opened where we last left off, with Volo talking to the mysterious figure from before.
Volo: With eyes on Maverick’s back, we should be able to start to show his “evil deeds.”
???: Some contestants are already suspicious of him. All we need to do right now is plant the evidence, and let the contestants do the rest!
Volo: Oh, by the way, I still don’t even know your identity. You’re always wearing that cloak, it’s getting kind of annoying.
???: Maybe it’s because it suits me!
Volo: But not me, who can't successfully take over the CECU without even knowing who my partner in crime is.
???: Fine, I’ll reveal myself. But I’m putting the cloak back on after! Deal?
Volo: Deal.
The mysterious figure takes off their cloak, revealing… someone we’re not going to show just yet! Moving on to the actual contestants of the show!
Snow White: 🎶 Someday my prince will come… 🎶
Mr. Snake: Someday… you’ll finally shut up about a prince you’ll never meet!
Rowley: Why can’t you just let her follow her dreams?
Mr. Snake: Because those dreams will never happen! It will just lead to disappointment!
Snow White: You know, you remind me of Grumpy.
Mr. Snake: Wow, someone who actually sounds sane!
Snow White: Maybe you need someone to cheer you up! Maybe I should call Luz! She seems to give you loving affection!
Mr. Snake: No! No no no!
Rowley: Where is Luz anyway? I haven’t seen her for a while.
Cut to Luz. Hope she’s okay. Girl’s been through a lot recently.
Luz: It’s like the universe is conspiring to put problems onto me!
Anne: And it’s like the universe is conspiring to stop me from finishing that puzzle!
Anne and Luz hug each other, crying their hearts out.
Confessional:
Pacifica: It’s like the universe is conspiring to constantly make me question the people I team up with.
Confessional Ends
Perry: (Chitters Comfortingly)
Pacifica: So… are we even doing anything?
Luz: Don’t worry! I have a plan! And that plan is… to wait for more information!
Pacifica: UGGGHHH!!! Are we even accomplishing anything?!
Anne: We accomplished a lot of stuff! Like… protecting Maki!
Pacifica: Not like we succeeded in protecting her. And you hid to try and finish your dumb puzzle, remember? A dumb puzzle that you didn’t even finish!
Anne: ☹️
Luz: Pacifica! Don’t disrespect the puzzle!
Pacifica: I’m not taking it back.
Anne: 😱
Luz: C’mon guys! We did other important stuff too! Like… uh… making this cool conspiracy board?
Pacifica: A conspiracy board that just gives us more questions than answers?
Luz: Then how about… hmm…
While Luz is thinking, the mysterious hooded figure from earlier in the episode secretly comes in and plops down a disk near them, then leaves without anyone noticing. Perry spots the disk and picks it up.
Perry: (Chitters while holding the disk up.)
Luz: Aha! That’s something we accomplished! We found this disk! Maybe this disk is our ticket to actually finding out something for once! We just need to put it in some video player and the treasure of information is ours!
The group finds a video player but right before putting the disk in…
Maverick: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU ALL ROB HER OVER BORING-ASS PYRRHA!!!
Anne: Huh. Anyway-
Maverick destroys the video player as he goes on a rampage.
Pacifica: Great. Just great! How fantastic!
Luz: This is not the end! We will scour the entire world to find a video player! Even if it takes weeks, months, years! We will emerge-
They get snapped into the elimination area, along with Mr. Snake, Osma, Snow White, Morty, Chris, Vector, and Junko.
Luz: Or we’ll just go into elimination instead.
Snow White: Excuse me, but why is Maverick so angry today?
Volo: It’s part of the five stages of grieving a robbed legend in ECERA.
Junko: (Now in cutesy mode) Ooooh, grief! One of my favorite words!
Anne: Don’t you start with denial?
Maverick: Rules can be bent!
Undyne: Suck it up! You’re an immortal god, you shouldn’t be this weak!
Maverick: You know what? I’m done here. I’m done! Volo, you do this! I’m going to… I dunno… oh wait, I can watch the Barbenhiemer double feature! Let’s go!
Maverick leaves.
Volo: As the new host, I-
Ramune runs in, with a portal chasing her.
Ramune: You’ll never get me alive, portal!
Volo: Ramune! Get out of here!
Ramune: Why would I ever listen to you?!
Volo: Because I’m the one in charge now! Me, Volo!
Volo gets sucked up by the portal.
Ramune: Hah! LLLLLLLLL!!!
Ramune gets sucked up as well. The portal then disappears.
Perry: (Chitters.)
Wyldstyle: So… are we just gonna be wasting time lounging for the next few hours?
Goomba: Surely not! Maverick won’t just leave us here!
Six hours later…
Goomba: THEY ABANDONED US!
Sonic: I’m done with waiting! I’m not waiting for a single thing ever again!
Cat In The Hat: We have been left behind to die! Now all we can do is cry!
Wyldstyle: He didn’t abandon us! Why are you all being so reactive?!
Undyne: Says the one in apocalypse gear!
Wyldstyle: It makes me look cool, okay?!
Chris: Maybe, just maybe, I can take over the hosting duties…
Sonic: If that means we can finally get on with this, then sure, go with it.
Chris: Yes! As your new and improved host, I-
Finally, Maverick comes back.
Goomba: Finally!
Anne: Thank goodness!
Chris: No!
Maverick ignores them, as he is speechless.
Maverick: Wow. Just, wow. I can’t believe that I just watched a pure piece of cinematic mastery that made me existential about the world we live in… And I also watched a movie about Barbie dolls! Which was also a pure piece of cinematic mastery that made me existential about the world we live in…
Wyldstyle: Snap out of your cinephile phase Maverick!
Maverick: Oh! Yeah! The show! So, who did- wait, where’s Volo!
Morty: He got captured by a chasing portal alongside Ramune. You know, the usual.
Maverick: Oh yeah, he must have been taken to go to CDCAT’s finale. Wait… HOT FUZZ CDCAT’s finale is coming!
Pacifica: What’s CDCAT?
Maverick: Another one of these things.
Pacifica: Who’s in it?
Maverick: Ramune and Volo. Which is why they were taken.
Pacifica: …Who else?
Maverick: Okay, there’s Jezaille Brett, Glassy, Bell, Pearl, uh… oh yeah, there’s Flavio! He’s ultrabased! And there’s a bunch of other people that are not as cool as Flavio! Anyway, let’s finally get on with this!
Pacifica: But-
Maverick: We’ve been waiting for too long, Pacifica! Let’s just get on with this! Okay, so we got 14 votes. Same as last time. I’ll be reading them out, as Volo is clearly absent.
Chris: I should probably be the one reading. You have to get to your CDCAT thing anyway.
Maverick: Nah, those episodes don’t publish until after they’re filmed anyway.
Chris: Seriously, I have more experience than you! How am I not the host! I’m always the host!
Maverick: Not in The Ridonculous Race.
Chris: YOU-
Confessional:
Chris: The Ridonculous Race is a total sham and a wannabe Total Drama and it sucks and it’s not good and I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE HOST! NOT THAT YOUNG CRAZY UPSTART! ME! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Anyway! We’ll be doing things differently today! And by differently I mean the way most CECU shows do it! We’re gonna read the votes in the order of the characters with the least votes to the characters with the most! The character with the least immunity votes, with only one vote is… a tie!
Wyldstyle: That’s not a real answer.
Maverick: Oh, yeah, and one of the characters in that tie in the bottom is you.
Wyldstyle: What?!
Maverick: Your one immunity vote reasons says “I'm voting for Wyldstyle because I feel like she is endanger of getting eliminated because I know non of the viewers have the balls to vote Perry off. Love him as much as the next too but he cost the team while Wyldstyle at least tried.
-from the Birdman, VoltFalcon”
Undyne: Really? Even though she’s easily the weakest of her team and completely embarrassed herself? You think Perry’s the weakness?!
Wyldstyle: I’m the weakness?! You don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m a Master Builder!
Undyne: A master at building tiny things!
Wyldstyle: Oh, so you’re just immediately underestimating tiny things now, huh?
Undyne: Yep.
Wyldstyle: You are going to regret that!
Undyne: No I won’t.
Wyldstyle: Yes, you will.
Undyne: I have no reason to regret. I regret nothing!
Maverick: Hey, guys, let’s just, y’know, finish the voting before you two continue your little feud.
Undyne: Fine!
Wyldstyle: What?! I’m not just going to back down-
Maverick: Undyne said fine! Moving on! The other member of the tie is The Cat In The Hat!
Cat In The Hat: Viewers, I am disappointed in you guys! Did I do something wrong, did I make any lies?
Maverick: If you did anything wrong, it’ll be mentioned in any elimination votes you get. Let’s get to your one and only immunity vote, which says this: “Hello, this is Dahcowboy speaking.
Cat in the Hat is like The Grinch, a contestant from the Epic Character Elimination Reboot. Not in terms of personality, but in terms of speaking patterns.
Unlike the Grinch, who barely has any dialog and screen time (thus wasting his potential to be a good mini antagonist), Cat has a lot more screen time and dialog. Due to this, Cat has the potential to be an interesting character.
Plus the fact that he has a lot of stuff in his hat and the fact that he's played by Mike Myers in the live-action adaptation (which may or may not be the 'illuminations The Lorax' of live-action book adaptations) made me want to see him more.”
Cat In The Hat: Thank you for saying that I have potential! If I stay, I’ll make sure that I am influential!
Maverick: He also mentioned that insane fever dream that was the live action Cat In The Hat movie. That says something.
Vector: He also said Illumination! And I don’t trust that!
Maverick: Actually, Illumination’s Lorax is kinda fun, in an ironic way. I mean, How Bad Can I Be? More, How Much Of A Banger Can I Be?! …That worked better in my head. Moving on! Next up, we have two more ties. So half of you are tied for the win!
Goomba: Finally, I get some respect!
Maverick: I mean, you’re not one of the two who are tied for immunity, but good for you.
Goomba: At least I have some votes! I’m just happy I’m not seen as the worst on this team!
Confessional:
Wyldstyle: Really, Goomba? Unintentionally calling me the worst? Unless he’s talking about Cat In The Hat, which is fair.
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Here’s your first vote: “Koopa: Hello, it is I! The one and only! …one competing in TWSGS. Koopa!
Ron: Yo it’s Ron here too.
Axol: And Axol!
Koopa: I’m here to set some things straight. Firstly, I’m a girl. It’s not that hard to distinguish!”
Goomba: It is when we’re just reading text!
Maverick: Oh yeah, that makes things kind of awkward. Should probably make a screen for votes like these. Hold on, I’ll go set it up.
Sonic sets it up in a dash before Maverick even gets started.
Sonic: I am not waiting any longer!
Maverick: Alright then. This will make my job easier.
Screen: Axol: I thought female Goombas and Koopas wore female clothes and colors for the sole reason of it being hard to distinguish.
Koopa: Well, it’s been easier due to some recent events. Secondly, DS didn’t kidnap us, he had us sign paperwork.
Ron: And before anyone asks, there wasn’t any fine print or catches or loopholes, ‘cuz ain’t nobody got time for that. Just a simple signup sheet. Everyone’s here willingly.”
Maverick: Pause! I was simply mentioning a bunch of hosts of CECU shows! Wasn’t even thinking about ones that specifically captured contestants!
Pacifica: Probably because you’re the only one on that list.
Luz: Actually, there’s also Host, the guy who originally captured me for ECER. That guy sucks!
Maverick: Again, it probably doesn’t matter!
Anne: Really? The fact that we were kidnapped doesn’t matter?
Perry: (Chitters in suspicion)
Maverick: Uh… on with the show!
Screen: Koopa: Thirdly, all the dead Goombas just get revived by Kamek. And the Koopas. And Spinies, Lakitus, and anybody else I’m forgetting. I thought everybody knew that.
Ron: Have you died, Koopa?
Koopa: Oh yeah, loads of times. Can’t help it. Us green shells walk right into bottomless pits.
Axol: Dang.
Koopa: Don’t worry. At this point I’ve pretty much gone numb to it. Oh, and fourthly, I’m supporting Goomba in the long run!
Axol & Ron: Us too!
Koopa: So yeah! Hope you win!”
Goomba: …
Sonic: Goomba? What’s happening dude?
Confessional:
Goomba: You’re telling me… no one has died?! I’ve been thinking that I lost all my friends from the plumber and they’re still alive?! I isolated myself from everyone and went into hiding to keep myself safe and not get too attached to someone that’s going to inevitably get murdered just for them to be easily revived?! I WASTED MY LIFE FOR A LIE!
Confessional Ends
Sonic: Goomba? You’re staying awkwardly silent.
Goomba: (Gets out of existential trance) I’m fine! I’m totally fine! My life wasn’t just revealed to be a lie!
Wyldstyle: By saying that, your life was probably just revealed to be a lie.
Goomba: Screw you Wyldstyle.
Maverick: Goomba, your next vote… has no reason!
Goomba: Good. These reasons have done enough to me already.
Maverick: Finally, our last character not in the tie is… Undyne, tied with Goomba with two votes!
Undyne: Dang it!
Maverick: First vote says “I like UNDERTALE :) - Certaminis”
Undyne: That’s it? I was only voted for because of the world I live in?!
Maverick: Yeah, pretty much.
Undyne: The second vote actually respects me for my formidable skills though!
Wyldstyle: Good job Undyne. You just jinxed yourself. Let me guess, you probably had no reason attached.
Maverick: Actually, she did.
Undyne: Hah!
Maverick: Here’s your vote Undyne: “I don't know care why people say UNDYNE IS THE TRUE FISH LADY SHE IS LITERALLY A FISH
Also, Battle Against A True Hero is one of the best Undertale songs and no one can tell me otherwise”
Wyldstyle: Wow, they like you because of a song and you being a fish. How wonderful.
Undyne: Exactly! I’m both the true fish lady and have a badass theme song! I’m the true warrior here!
Wyldstyle: Ugh!
Osma: Finally, someone who doesn’t just call me a fish lady! Also, UNDYNE’S A FISH?!
Undyne: Heck yeah I am! The greatest fish monster of the Underground!
Osma… clings onto Undyne.
Osma: You can be the one to help me get over my grief over Fishy!
Undyne: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Confessional:
Wyldstyle: Payback always comes, even if it is in unexpected ways.
Confessional Ends
Maverick: With that, Perry, Sonic, you two are tied for immunity! Except… you guys both only had one vote for elimination each. Making that useless.
Sonic: What about prizes like the ones Berdly and Cap got?
Maverick: They got zero votes. You two didn’t. So… no prize.
Undyne: You’re telling me that we went through all those votes for nothing?!
Maverick: Uh… yeah, pretty much.
Undyne: NGAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Osma: Calm down, my beloved second fish!
Undyne: I’M NOT YOUR PET!
Maverick: Look! Let’s just read these votes and get this over with!
Undyne: Fine!
Maverick: Alrighty then! Perry, your first vote says “Because platypus rhymes with Chipotle. Also…”
Luz: Also what? Why would you leave us wondering like that?!
Cat In The Hat: Chipotle doesn’t rhyme with platypus! I find that lie quite suspicious!
Maverick: Eh. All that matters is that this voter likes Chipotle. Sonic’s first says “He’s the fastest thing alive and has the best skills on the team”
Sonic: At least there’s no lies here.
Maverick: Here’s the next Perry vote: “HE'S A PLAYYPUS!!!! AGENT P YEAH! and i would insult how handled my deal here, but i really don't feel like being damned to, since like i'm said of tired of. so yeah, good luck to everyone who stays and keep on keeping on”
Perry: (Chitters in appreciation.)
Maverick: Oh yeah, Volo’s with him right now. Oof. Next up, another Sonic vote! “sonic
ooooo oooo oooooooo
888 88 888
888 88 888oooooo
88888 888
888 o88oooo888
the chicken from family guy
who wins”
Sonic: Me. Why is this a question? It’s a chicken! Easy win!
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) You don’t even know who this chicken is. What if he’s incredibly powerful, and absolutely destroys you, embarrassing you so much that you become a recluse who lost all hope in life?
Sonic: Here’s a counterpoint. That will never happen!
Confessional:
Junko: (Now in statistical mode) When you’re inevitably broken down and defeated, remember that I predicted this to happen to you.
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Next Perry vote will use our brand new screen!
Screen: Sage: "As much as I wanna vote for Sonic, he took part in what might lead to a chain of catastrophic events, the only one reasonable in the team was Perry, thus why we are voting for Perry the Platypus for inmunity."
Sonic: Sage?! Seriously?! What did we do wrong there?!
Luz: You did try and capture someone who was trying to save us!
Maverick: Actually, she was trying to kill me.
Luz: To save us!
Maverick: What did I do wrong to you guys?
Luz: You-
Maverick: Nothing! Exactly! Moving on! Next Sonic vote simply says “s o n c”
Sonic: Wow.
Maverick: Wow indeed. Perry, here’s your last vote: “Ey thanks to your mjor for actually pointing what the fuck I just said. Maverick, filipino is not secret message.🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🫶 Kaya mo yan guys dont worry.” Good grief, I am so sorry for mistaking your language. I will be more respectful next time. Anyway…
“And yes, IM BACK FUCKEROOS
…
Ay patay na sila boang.
Snake fuck you for not accepting who you really are”
Mr. Snake: I know who I am! A badass who’s not depressed and not emo!
Luz: Nice try escaping from your true destiny!
Mr. Snake: That’s not my destiny! I don’t accept it!
Morty: And this is exactly why the voter said “fuck you” to you.
Maverick: Finally, our last Sonic vote: “Gotta hand it to Sonic for the sheer amount CARRY that they are. Though, I feel sad cause this is my favorite team.”
Sonic: It’ll all be fine when we make a comeback victory sweep!
Goomba: Yeah! That’s the spirit!
Undyne: You will all tremble before our might!
Maverick: Woo! You’re all hyped up! And now that hype will be broken down as a bunch of people diss you and tell us why they want you gone!
Undyne: Booooooo!!!!!!!! Unless it’s Wyldstyle, then that’s fair.
Wyldstyle: Hey! I’ll be glad when you get emotionally destroyed!
Maverick: Before we get to that, first let’s give Perry and Sonic their safety awards, since they are already revealed to be safe with one vote each!
Perry and Sonic are thrown gold statues of Maki, symbolizing their safety.
Sonic: Nice!
Perry: 👍
Maverick: Sonic, your vote says “S O N C.”
Sonic: I have no idea what S O N C means.
Maverick: Me neither! Also this was the same person who said S O N C in the immunity reason.
Sonic: So does that mean that I win a prize?
Maverick: No! Since you were technically still voted for!
Sonic: Great, I lost out on a prize because of a meme.
Maverick: Perry, here’s your one vote: “*platypus sounds*”
Perry: (Chitters some platypus sounds back.)
Maverick: Next up, there’s one more player with just a single vote. That player is… Undyne!
Undyne is also thrown a Maki statue.
Undyne: Hah! Take that Wyldstyle!
Maverick: Here’s your vote: “agent p-eez nuts gottem”
Undyne: I don’t even have any nuts!
Wyldstyle: Hey, I’ll take you getting an insult, even if it makes no sense.
Maverick: Perry, what do you think of this comment?
Perry: (Chitters.)
Maverick: Cool. Anywho, bottom three! The vote was close between you all! Two of you got three votes, and one got five! Scared?
Wyldstyle: I would never admit to being scared.
Goomba: Me neither. Since I have dignity.
Confessional:
Undyne: We all know that they’re both terrified.
Confessional Ends
Cat In The Hat: I admit that I’m scared. I hope that I am spared!
Maverick: Alright, the first that’s safe out of you three is… Goomba!
Goomba is given a Maki statue.
Goomba: Yes!
Maverick: Goomba, here’s your first vote: “… so remember vectors last vote that said he’s an orange man-
Yea that bitch was me😃
And guess what?
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO OR SAY.
So, let me just uh…
*points to mr.snake* fuck you.
*points to osma* you’re cool.
*points to snow white* you’re cool too
*points to pacifica (cebu pacific(a) )* fuck you at the same time not.
To the rest. Fuck you.
Except for Anne and Luz, likes you guys💪”
Mr. Snake: Screw you too! No one says that I’m emo and depressed!
Snow White: Thank you for the compliment!
Mr. Snake: You do know that she just said the F word to almost all of us here, right?
Snow White: Maybe it’s because you’re all doing something wrong.
Anne: Damn. At least that someone isn’t me!
Maverick: Here’s the next Goomba vote: “Hello, this is Dahcowboy speaking.
Out of all the characters on this team, Mushroom dude is the least interesting character. Even less interesting than Morty and Chloe.
He also didn't help a lot during the challenge, only running towards Maki in order to catch her. In fact, he doesn't contribute to the team as a whole.
Think about, Parry, Wyldstyle, and Undyne are both strong, Sonic is fast, and Cat in the Hat has his hat (which can carry a lot of stuff). What dose Goomba contribute? Nothing! He just goes along with everyones plans. You could say that he's the leader of the team, but that role fits Undyne more.
Marverick, if Goomba gets out, could you feed him to Louie (you know, that one guy from Pikmin)? He's really hungry.”
Goomba: What the heck?! Undyne never did any leading! I’m the leader! And how is Wyldstyle strong when she just got tripped by the blondie?! And yet you want me fed to some Pikmin guy?!
Chris: Dude, you’re digging your own grave right now.
Sure enough, Wyldstyle and Undyne are glaring at him.
Wyldstyle: Undyne, do you want to have a temporary truce so we can overthrow Goomba?
Undyne: Sure. Because that will mean that I’m the leader!
Osma: Yay! My beloved Fishy #2 is a leader now!
Undyne: Shut up Osma!
Maverick: Also, here’s a picture of that thing the voter wanted Goomba fed to:
This monstrosity seen down below is shown on the big screen.
Goomba: You’ll never get me alive, because I survived voting! Take that!
Maverick: Eh, I could always feed him later. Next up is Goomba’s final vote! “Now, I know I blame Perry for his team lost, but I'm going to vote for Goomba. This because Perry is just more interesting while Goomba is just a mid mario enemy (Koopa better!!)
The rest of the voting reason is just for Perry, although if he shares it with Sonic, Pacifica, Captain America, and/or Peacemaker, he can.” Ah, another classic voting reason giveaway. Love those! Here Perry!
Perry catches the voting reason.
Maverick: Ah, final two. I wonder which one of you is safe.
Wyldstyle: Given how much I’ve been disrespected so far, I won’t be surprised if I go.
Maverick: Well… y’know, let’s read the votes for suspense!
Wyldstyle: I thought you changed the system.
Maverick: Honestly, I’m probably changing the way I hand out votes again next episode. Just let me do this the cool suspenseful way one more time!
Wyldstyle: Fine. Just get this over with.
Maverick: First vote… Cat In The Hat. “Yo, yo, yo, it's me, Guy Blanko!” BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! C’mon audience! Boo him!
The Minions in the audience all boo Guy Blanko.
Maverick: Yeah! I like that energy! Now let us continue! “Before we get into the big stuff, lemme just say why I voted for who I did. Grinchy did the "rhyming Dr. Seuss character" shtick a lot better than Cat. Not only that, but I still have nightmares from watching the live-action film. So yeah, it's time for this cat to get put down.
...Bad joke? Yeah, fair enough.
Alright, serious mode. I see you met Maki Harukawa, the Ultimate Assassin. And I'm positive that at least one of you has connected the dots, and I can confirm that yes, it was indeed Hopper who sent her. And he's not going to stop sending others in her place until he gets what he wants. Luz, you know Hopper better than anyone. Well, what if I told you that he's not who you thought he was? While it's true that he may have saved you from Host's tyranny, he also kidnapped your close friend Willow to take part in his own competition show. Talk about a hypocrite, right? Feel free to take his word over mine, but trust me, you might wanna watch your back. You never know what he might do next. Till next time, peace out gamers!”
Luz: What the heck?! Hopper wouldn’t kidnap Willow! Why would I trust you over her?!
Maverick: Wait a minute… this is just a flat out lie! Hopper asked Willow to compete! He did that with everyone! Screw you Guy Blanko! Luz, ignore everything that Guy says. He’s just trying to traumatize you.
Confessional:
Luz: Is everyone out to traumatize me? Because that’s what it feels like.
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Next we have the second vote, which is… Wyldstyle! “idk, no one here stands out as worse than the others really. so uh yeah, bye bye”
Wyldstyle: How do you even stand out during one of these things?
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) You don’t. It’s all a forever cycle, where we’re just insignificant specks in this vast multiverse…
Maverick: …Okay. Anywho, the third vote goes to… The Cat In The Hat! “🤷♂️- Certaminis”
Cat In The Hat: Why call my existence a shrug? At least they are not acting smug.
Maverick: The fourth vote goes to… The Cat In The Hat! “I hate cats”
Cat In The Hat: I love cats! They are way better than bats!
Morty: You did not just disrespect bats like that.
Cat In The Hat: I clearly did. Did you not listen, kid?
Maverick: The fifth vote goes to… Wyldstyle! And this next vote is one for the big screen! Let us play it right now!
Screen: Shade: First off, before anything, fuck You Maverick! You have no place of making those accusations to ME of All people, I went to the Home Universe of the contestants, parental aproval for some, a lot of fucking paperwork, I Even had to do some changes since some of My original choices weren't interested or didn't wanna compete, so for shame to You! Into the actual vote now.”
Maverick: Pause! Guys, I was just naming CECU hosts. I wasn’t meant to accuse everyone and call them evil kidnappers. We got that?
Dave: 👍
Maverick: It seems that we got that! Now we shall continue!
Screen: Specter Knight: "Sigh" Barring the Platypus, and the three Human girls of Calamity, Magic, and Mystery... all of you are FOOLS! You're being played by a host that doesn't even care about your well being, you may have as well doomed your home universes, you had a chance very little have, and you slapped the hand that gave, but now, might as well explain the voting reasons."
Papyrus: "... UNDYNE, I KNOW YOU STRIVE TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND FREEDOM FOR ALL... BUT I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, I MEAN, THINK BACK AT FRISK, YOU DOUBTED THEM A LOT, EVEN WITH MY AMAZING FRIENDSHIP LESSON, BUT YOU ENDED UP AS GREAT FRIENDS, BUT NOW, I THINK YOU MAY BE COMMITING THE SAME MISTAKE, BUT THIS TIME, WITOUTH A WAY TO GO BACK... WE ARE NOT GONNA VOTE FOR YOU, AND I'M ASKING YOU AS A GREAT FRIEND TO THINK IF THIS IS THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND IF YOU GET... NO, WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE, YOU ACT AS THE SPEAR OF JUSTICE I KNOW! PLEASE UNDYNE, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE..."
Dimentio: "To speed things through, we didn't vote for Sonic because if we do the worlds may be doomed, and I mean more doomed than Weirdmaggedon and Hell itself combined doomed, we didn't vote for the Goomba cause... actually I'm not even sure why, anyways we voted for Wyldstyle to be eliminated cause as shown in this challenge, even as a master builder she can't really do much because of her size, also grow UP Legos don't even hurt that much, we'll leave it at that then, Ciao doomed ones!"
Maverick: …Huh. They really think that saving me from an assassin is a bad thing. That’s weird.
Luz: Maybe it’s because we think that you’re an evil villain who uses us for his selfish gains.
Maverick: I think you’re talking about Guy Blanko.
Undyne: Also, Papyrus, tell me how is that assassin anything like Frisk?! Frisk didn’t even kill anyone! It made them look weak, actually. But still! This girl is actually a killer!
Maverick: Exactly! I am fully innocent!
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The Screen continues to play the message, now showing a mysterious figure.
Screen: ???: Thanatophobia, the fear of Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. Death. Straight. Up. Your little host is trully afraid of Death isn't he? He may try to hide it as silly gags and jokes, but the butterfly and wolf like to play in funny ways don't they? You are all fools hiding behind insecurities, puppets holding on strings, and ironically enough the most level headed and smart enough of all of you is the one who has Self Loathing... but of course you are. You may think you're tough and high and mighty, but all of you have your fears; Aquaphobia, Atychiphobia, Claustrophobia, Aletophobia, Anthropophobia, Athazagoraphibia, but all of those pale in comparison to the fear you'll face if you IDIOTS keep going the way you are, Proditiophobia, you'll mess up at one point, and when you do, you'll be begging for help, but nobody will help you, unless you are willing to look for the truth, but it may too late, you should've taken Maki's help when you could've, but You didn't, and now you'll play the consequences, and the funniest part...
- WILL. BE. YOUR. FAULT!
Game, set!
Maverick: …
The Contestants: …
The Minions: …
Junko: … (Now in teddy bear mode) I think I like that voter!
Wyldstyle: Of course you do.
Maverick: So, can we just move on?
Luz: I don’t think we should-
Vector: Let’s move on already!
Maverick: Cool! We’re moving on! Next vote goes to… Wyldstyle! Oh, hey, this vote’s just a picture and music!
Morty: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT PETER!
Maverick: A memorial picture, showing a translucent Peter Griffin on a sky backdrop. The picture is darkened with white text on the bottom reading 'R.I.P Peter Griffin. He truly was the family guy.
Screen: Peter Griffin Memorial Music
Maverick: Rest in peace, you legend.
Suddenly, Peter Griffin appears.
Peter Griffin: Hey, I’m here!
Morty: HOLY SHIT IT’S PETER GRIFFIN!
Peter Griffin: This reminds me of the time I was in CDCAT.
Peter cutaways back into CDCAT.
Maverick: Nice. A Peter cameo. Finally, these next two votes are for the same person. That means that it’s time to announce who’s getting the boot today! And the eliminated contestant is…
…
…
…
Maverick: The Cat In The Hat!
The Cat In The Hat frowns, clearly saddened by the revelation that he’s gone. Wyldstyle is thrown the final Maki statue.
Wyldstyle: Phew! That was a close one.
Maverick: Cat, before we go, here’s your final two voting reasons: “I have to go quick,
Cause I feel terrible I couldn't prep this sooner which is not sick.
Sorry cat in the hat,
I must eliminate you and that's that.
I wished I didn't do this sooner,
but Maverick really is putting me through the doomer.”
Cat In The Hat: I am impressed by how well you rhyme! It’s a shame though that it’s now my time…
Maverick: Oh, by the way, this next part of the vote is for you Perry. “Do you mind giving the rest to Perry got to address last time's events? I'm sorry my response is late I somehow stalled in one event and then all of a sudden, I lose connection so I can't say much or know precisely what I am saying.” Good for you dude, having two voting reasons given to you is a sure sign of your popularity.
Perry: (Chitters happily)
Maverick throws Perry another voting reason.
Maverick: And finally, Cat’s last voting reason, which will be shown on the screen.
Screen: Koopa: Mind if I ask you something, Ron
Ron: Huh? Yeah, sure. I’m listening, go on.
Koopa: What happened to Tucker, Phil, and Blake?
Ron: Oh, those three and Red said they wanted a break. So now they’re trying to make Blake take a bath.
Koopa: Really? Won’t they just feel Blake’s wrath?
Axol: Probably not, they bound her with rope.
Koopa: Are the ropes strong enough?
*sound of ropes snapping*
Ron: …Well, that’s a big nope. Anyways, we’d like to apologize to Cat.
Tucker: (in the background) Come on, Blake! Just do it!
Blake: (background) No, fuck that!
Axol: If skipping was an option, then we’d probably pass.
Phil: (background) Go, Red! You’re so close!
Red: (background) I’m catching her ass!
Koopa: This team is our favorite, and that was the main flaw.
Red: (background) Shit!
Tucker: (background) Son of a bitch!
Phil: (background) Where the hell’d she get a chainsaw?!
Ron: After some talking, you were the one who we voted.
Red: (background) You got her, Tucker!
Phil: (background) That tackle was goated.
Axol: Hopefully this loss is just a big fluke.
Red: (background) Oh my fucking god, TACTICAL NUKE!
Koopa: Tactical WHAT?!
Ron: Oh shit, gotta go!
Axol: ‘Til next time! If there is one, after we all explo-
*KABOOM*
Maverick: Ah, a nuke. Timely since I just watched Oppenheimer. A cinematic masterpiece that-
Wyldstyle: Quick, stop him! He’s going back to his cinephile mode!
Undyne slaps him.
Maverick: Damn. I’m never gonna escape Barbenhiemer.
Cat In The Hat: What does a nuke have to do with me? My last voting reason makes me want to flee!
Maverick: Good news for you then! You’ll be able to flee! Since you have been eliminated! Here’s your elimination card!
CONTESTANT NAME: The Cat In The Hat
GENDER: Male
UNIVERSE: Seuss Landing
TEAM: Secret Agent Platypuses
CHALLENGES WON: 2
CHALLENGES LOST: 1
REWARDS WON: None
ELIMINATION/PUNISHMENT VOTES: 5
IMMUNITY/PRIZE VOTES: 1
FINAL PLACEMENT: 22/24
Cat In The Hat: As my seat shall start to fly… I’ll say this, at least I didn’t die! I had quite a wondrous time! And if I forget that, it would be a crime! So I’ll leave this show, and I won’t cry! As I say to you all, goodbye!
Cat’s chair flies into the elimination area.
Maverick: Now that we’re finally done with the elimination, it’s time to get to the challenge… a bit later. You guys can chill for now.
Maverick escorts the contestants out of the Elimination Area. We follow Perry, who goes to the confessional in order to read his voting reason.
Confessional:
We see Perry contacting Major Monogram.
Major Monogram: Great googly-moogly! What is it now, Agent P?
Perry points to his voting reason.
Major Monogram: Ah, I see. Let’s see what we have hear. (Monogram starts reading the message.) “ Perry, you need to kill Maverick or Volo, especially the later. Maverick has interfered with too many shows and sooner or later he needs to suffer the consequences of his actions. However, Volo is the main problem. Volo plans on basically restarting the universe and remake it in his image! The longer he's on the show, the more likely he will get his wish! That's all from me at the moment, can't saw much.
-from the Birdman, VoltFalcon” Hmm… we’re supposed to kill a god and his lackey… this will be a pickle…
Perry: (Chitters in agreement.)
Confessional Ends
Anne: So, we’re killing Maverick and Volo?
Perry: (Nods.)
Pacifica: As much as I would like to kill Maverick, I really don’t think we can pull it off. Volo however…
Luz: We can kill him the second he comes back!
Pacifica: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Luz: Trust me! Nothing will go wrong if we take him out immediately!
And now, we flash forward a few months later…
Wyldstyle: It’s been months since we’ve last seen Maverick… Ramune and Volo returned, having experienced a harrowing prophecy known as The Bloodying. For a while, we could never get Ramune to shut up about it. Volo, meanwhile, was immediately chased and attacked by Luz, Pacifica, Perry, and Anne. Much to their dismay, Volo, successfully went into hiding, which also left us abandoned without a host, left to wither for who knows how long. The four who tried to assassinate Volo continue to hold their private meetings. They plan to overthrow Maverick and Volo, but we’ll never see if they do if they aren’t able to have the chance. Chris has been trying to get the show back up, with him being emphasized as the host. Of course, this hasn’t been working, as who would want to see Chris as a game show host? Meanwhile, the rest of us have been lying around, doing nothing, possibly for the rest of eternity as we face the possibility that Maverick may never return!
Lucy: Hey! Are you trying to monologue?!
Wyldstyle: Look, it sets the mood, alright!
Morty: I mean, we did see Maverick once in the last few months. It’s not like we never saw him.
Wyldstyle: Since when did anyone see him?!
Morty: There was that one time when I was switched with an evil doppelgänger.
Suddenly, we cut away to a flashback as if it were a Family Guy style cutaway gag to a past scene where Morty watches the chaos on his team unfold. Vector is dancing for no reason, Peacemaker is talking to Cap about a certain president, and Pacifica is chatting to Luz from the other team about how she used to act.
Vector: *doing the Vector dance* Oh Yeah! Vector time, baby!
Peacemaker: …So as I was saying, Joe Biden is a communist.
Captain America: I still have no idea who Joe Biden is.
Pacifica: I swear, back then I would have been like, I’m the most pretty! Thankfully, Chloe is not around to say “nO i’M tHe MoSt PrEtTy”.
Luz: Imagine if what you just said was edited around to make you look like a narcissist.
Pacifica: Trust me, that would never happen.
Morty: *sigh* Man, I really hope Rick is oka-
Suddenly, Morty disappears, but only for a split second. Morty then reappears… except this isn’t our Morty.
Morty?: … Looks like that old coot summoned me… to a game show, of all things? Disappointing, but I’ll make the most of it.
(Captain America then approaches “Morty”.)
Captain America: You okay, kid?
Morty?: Of course. Why wouldn’t I be?
( A familiar theme plays as “Morty” smiles. Despite the seemingly regular appearance, this Motry has a … slightly sinister aura to him.)
Evil Morty: After all, it seems like it’s a good time for a drink…
…
Suddenly, Maverick comes in with a Morty Equivalent Exchange 6001.
Maverick: You’re not going to randomly mess with the plot with no buildup!
Pacifica: Wait, since when did this whole problem start up?
Maverick: Read YAIDCOA to find out.
Evil Morty: Look, I just want to dominate here, there’s no problem-
Maverick uses the Morty Equivalent Exchange 6001 to switch Evil Morty back with regular Morty.
Morty: Aw geez, what happened?
Maverick: Outside interference from another show. Anyway, gotta go!
We cut back into the present.
Morty: Hey, I just got a cutaway gag! Maybe I’ll be able to be Peter Griffin’s successor after his tragic loss!
Lucy: There is a very tiny chance for you to dethrone him.
Morty: A boy can dream…
Wyldstyle: Still though, other than that one event that became a cutaway gag, Maverick has been absent for months! For all we know, he abandoned us and we’ll be stuck here for the rest of eternity!
Maverick conveniently appears out of thin air.
Maverick: I didn’t abandon you guys.
Wyldstyle: Yes you did- WHAT?!
Maverick uses his gauntlet to teleport all the contestants into the lab area of the Minion Lair. Volo is there too, also finally out of hiding.
Sonic: Finally! A challenge! I thought I was gonna eat all the chili dogs in the mall before you came back!
Lucy: You don’t just keep a queen like me waiting! What took you so long?!
Maverick: I blame my constant laziness and procrastination.
Lucy: I’m still mad but that makes sense.
Berdly: I see that we are in a lab! I shall use my brilliant brain to dominate this challenge!
Maverick: What if this challenge is about going to a pink world with a bunch of talking dolls?
Berdly: My brilliant brain would still be useful in that situation!
Maverick: Good, because here’s your challenge!
A screen above Maverick turns on, showcasing a visual representation of the challenge.
Maverick: Your challenge today is to blow up a bunch of evil characters who I’m trying to get revenge on!
Rowley: What does that have to do with talking dolls?
Maverick: Because you’re going to find the remotes that send the nukes to the villains in Barbieland! Yep, this also doubles as a big reference to the Barbie and Oppenheimer duo!
Peacemaker: Barbie?! That woman has brought division to our planet! She’s a fascist!
Lucy: Don’t disrespect Barbie like that! She’s an amazing role model! She’s basically the embodiment of my character! Disrespect Oppenheimer instead! He blew up the world!
Peacemaker: And he did that in order to obtain peace. I respect that. But Barbie?! She just made people feel bad about themselves! I’m not going to be associated with her!
Maverick: Too bad! Because in order to win today’s challenge, you have to find one of three remotes scattered throughout Barbieland. The first remote is with the Barbies, the second is with the iconic himbos known as the Kens, and the third is with… this random guy named Allan.
Confessional:
Morty: That Allan guy looks relatable.
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Once you find a remote, you push the button on that remote, which will send one of these nukes straight to an enemy. Dave here shall demonstrate one of the nukes.
Dave is too busy eating a banana.
Maverick: Oh! Sorry Dave! I shouldn’t interrupt your snack! Who shall demonstrate the nukes instead…
He spots some random Minion doing some weird sus thing.
Maverick: You there! What’s your name again?
Minion: Uh… Milo?
Maverick: Okay Milo! Demonstrate the nuke!
Milo: Hmm… no.
Maverick: I’ll give you a banana if you do it!
Milo: …No.
Maverick: Wow, every Minion would do something for a banana. I wonder why you won’t…
Milo tries to get something out of his pocket, but when he realizes it’s empty, he starts to panic. Ramune is seen suspiciously giggling in the background.
Maverick: WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IF YOU’RE THE SPY-
Milo presses the button out of fear, sending a nuke straight towards a fancy Mansion, which looks like it’s owned by some lame guy with cool glasses who hosts a show called CCR. We watch that Mansion explode into smithereens. It probably won’t mean anything in the end.
Maverick: Nice. Was a bit worried there for a sec.
Milo sighs in relief.
Luz: Wait, why are you just now suddenly trying to enact these revenge plots?
Maverick: Uh…
We have a flashback to Maverick, from like, an hour ago, relaxing in some random place with Dave.
Maverick: I wonder what’s been happening lately?
Maverick checks his phone, and opens his Spy On Other CECU Shows app. He watches a CCR feed happening in real time.
Hopper: “I’m not sure how trustworthy Maverick is, but if he’s anything like Host, then he’s definitely worth keeping an eye on. So what do you say, Camilo? Your shapeshifting powers could allow you to easily hide among them and gather info. You know, to see if anything’s amiss.”
Maverick: “…He is not getting away with this.”
Dave: 😮
Maverick: We’re going back… back for revenge! Then everyone will know to not mess with me!
Cut back to the present.
Maverick: Look, it’s just because I feel like giving these guys some well earned karma. That’s all. I’m not doing anything villainous here. Anyway, no more questions! Off to Barbieland you go!
The contestants then use the transportation methods of rollerblades, snowmobile, camper van, tandem bicycle, rocket ship, speedboat, and sports car, until they finally arrive in Barbieland.
Snow White: (Singing Closer To Fine by The Indigo Girls)
Peacemaker: (Singing Push by Matchbox Twenty)
Snow White: (Sings louder)
Peacemaker: (Sings even louder)
Snow White: (Sings loud enough to make a bird explode)
Peacemaker: (Sings loud enough that a nearby bird actually explodes.)
Snow White: Oh no! Peacemaker! Why would you kill that bird?!
Peacemaker: Because I wanted to assert dominance!
Snow White: You will pay for murdering that poor, innocent bird!
Rowley: Look, Snow White, we’re here!
Snow White: Oh, wonderful!
Confessional:
Snow White: Just so you know, I still have not forgotten the travesty that Peacemaker committed. I will always remember…
Confessional Ends
Mr. Snake: This is Barbieland, huh? Well, I’m taking a nap. Tell me when you finish the challenge guys!
Luz: Nope! You’re participating! We’re not going to lose because you don’t like the color pink!
Mr. Snake: Fine. It was worth a shot though.
The cast sees a random guy named Allan try to steal one of their cars.
Allan: Hi. Don’t mind me, just escaping this hellscape.
Confessional:
Morty: Wow, he really is relatable.
Confessional Ends
Goomba: It’s the Allan guy! Jump him!
Allan: …
Allan drives away.
Sonic: Of course he’s trying to get away. Oh well, he’s no match for me!
Sonic catches up to Allan easily, and stops his escape.
Sonic: Alright, time to give us an easy win!
Allan: Don’t worry, I know how to deal with guys like you.
He punches Sonic in the face. It hits surprisingly hard.
Osma: He’s too powerful! My beloved new fish Undyne, protect me!
Undyne: You’re no match for me and my Spear Of Justice!
Undyne goes forth to take out Allan, however, Allan is too powerful for her,
Osma: Noooooo!!! My beloved fish warrior!
Chris: You know, it’s a good thing that an enemy was taken down.
Osma: How dare you!
Osma punches Chris in the face.
Chris: Hey! How dare you hit my beautiful face!
Sonic grabs Allan’s remote while everyone is distracted.
Sonic: Can’t believe you guys forgot I was still here!
Allan: Oh yeah, I’m supposed to protect that remote. Oh well.
Captain America: I’ll stop him!
Captain America throws his shield at Sonic. Sonic is able to dodge it.
Sonic: Too slow!
However, the shield goes back like a boomerang, hitting him, and knocking the remote off of his hand.
Confessional:
Captain America: This is what happens when you become too overconfident. You get taken out from behind.
Confessional Ends
Anne: Let me guess, we’re gonna brawl for the remote?
Rowley: No, we should probably do this in a more nice way. I don’t think it’s a good idea to-
Peacemaker: If there’s no fighting there will be no peace!
Yep, they fight. This group is prone to fighting. Anyway, while the fight goes on, Sonic wakes up after being whacked by a shield!
Sonic: You’re not letting me out of this brawl-
Before he could reenter the brawl however, Ramune comes out to hug his legs.
Sonic: Hey! What the heck is this?!
Ramune: I’m nerfing you! That’s always what happens to OP characters!
Sonic: Get off of me now!
Ramune: No! Because I lose if I do that!
Sonic: Screw you!
Ramune: Eh, I always get that.
Allan: You guys can fight and hug legs and all that, I’ll just leave.
Before Allan is able to leave, the remote is thrown towards Allan during the battle, making all eyes turn on him.
Allan: Can I just escape for once?!
Captain America: Allan, let’s make a deal. We’ll let you escape, as long as you just give us the remote.
Allan: Sure. At least I’ll be able to finally get out of this place.
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) No… you will be stuck wandering around in misery forever… with no hope to become anyone who matters… with no one even caring about your very existence…
Allan: Yep. That’s accurate.
Junko: (Now in royal mode) Of course I’m accurate! I am the superior one after all!
Confessional:
Junko: (Now in analytical mode) Whenever someone tries to make a deal, I always get rid of their hope for things to work out in the end. It’s a double win, taking away their motivation to make their deal, and plunges them into despair. Who wouldn’t want that for a person?
Confessional Ends
Luz: Allan, are you okay?
Allan: Wait, did someone just ask me how I am?
Luz: Of course I did!
Allan: Huh. That’s rare for a background character like me.
Luz: I don’t think you’re a background character!
Allan: Wow, people that actually acknowledge me. This feels weird.
Mr. Snake: You know what else is weird? The fact that you guys just let me get the remote this easily.
Luz: Wait, what?
It turns out that Mr. Snake grabbed the remote when everyone was distracted.
Wyldstyle: How did you get away with that?!
Mr. Snake: Because I don’t waste my time listening to the sob stories of random people!
Mr. Snake presses the remote’s button, activating the first nuke. A nuke is seen flying in the background, having now been activated.We cut to the competition grounds of Guy’s Amazing Game Show (Which is an actual show that’s coming out soon!).
Guy Blanko: Oh boy, I sure do hope no one decides to drop a nuke on my competition show!
The nuke crashes into Guy’s competition grounds, destroying it. Guy and his co-hosts, the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, survive due to plot armor, but the same cannot be said for his contestants (who look a lot different than the ones Anon announced on Discord funnily enough).
Guy Blanko: Oh no! It’s a good thing I decided to wear my nuke-proof hair gel or I would have been a goner!
Cut back to the show that’s superior to Guy’s show.
Maverick: And The Simpletons are the first team safe!
Pacifica: You were above us this whole time?
Maverick: I mean, I am a triangle god with supernatural powers.
Pacifica: Oh yeah, you are.
Confessional:
Pacifica: Sometimes I forget that my host is a slightly less insane Bill Cipher.
Confessional Ends
Mr. Snake: We’re done? Alright, that means free nap time! Wake me up when you’re all done, or if you have any guinea pigs for me to eat!
Anne: Wait, we’re still going to Barbieland, right?
Lucy: Of course we’re going to Barbieland! I would never miss out on meeting some of the most successful women of all time! Especially since I’m going to be one of the most successful women of all time someday…
Berdly: I’m going too!
…
Luz: Welcome to the party, Berdly!
Berdly: Yes! I’ll be the ultimate party lord!
And here we finally are, entering Barbieland. Except for Mr. Snake and Allan.
Allan: Can I take this car and escape?
Mr. Snake: No.
Allan: I’ll never escape this place…
Ignoring Allan-
Allan: I’m always ignored.
Yes you are Allan.
Mr. Snake: Can you and the narrator from the sky shut up so I can get some shut-eye?!
You’re right Mr. Snake. We’re better off moving on and focusing on the other non-Allan characters! The ones who won’t talk back!
Confessional:
Wyldstyle: When we entered Barbieland… It was like walking into a nightmare…
Confessional:
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) The whole world was drenched in pink… the color of blood… the color of despair…
Confessional:
Rowley: That place was pretty!
Confessionals End
We finally enter Barbieland, with everyone looking at the world in either awe or disgust.
Snow White: This place is beautiful!
Vector: This place is terrible!
Berdly: This place is a total enigma!
Maverick: This place is Barbieland! The place where Barbie is everything!
Just Some Ken: And where the Kens will rule with patriarchy!
Undyne: Ken’s the guy with the remote! Get him!
The contestants that aren’t immune yet go after Ken. Except Sonic, who still has Ramune clinging to his legs.
Sonic: When are you gonna stop?!
Ramune: I’ll stop when I win! Muahahahaha!!!
Cut to the players who aren’t stuck with a maniacal Eevee.
Chris: Give me the remote! I’m hotter than all of you guys anyway!
Just Some Ken: I have no remote! Otherwise I would totally give it to you! It must be with Ken!
Captain America: You are Ken though!
Just Some Ken: So is he!
He points to his rival, Ken.
Ken’s Rival Named Ken: It’s not me bro!
Just Some Ken: Then it’s Ken!
Another Ken: Not me either man!
Goomba: Then where is it?!
Someone Who’s Also Ken: I think it’s in the competition that the Barbies are having.
All Kens: Ah… Barbie.
Before we see the Barbies in all the glory, we cut back to Maverick… in all his glory.
Maverick: So… Volo, how’s it been?
Volo: Horrible. As always.
Ramune: Get this! He-
Volo: You’re not revealing anything! Just continue nerfing Sonic.
Sonic: Or maybe, she should let me free instead!
Ramune: But if you’re free you’ll be OP!
Maverick: Exactly! You’re probably not getting out of this! Now, time to get back to-
Suddenly, Maverick's phone rings. Yes, he has a phone. He picks it up, and a mysterious voice answers.
???: Bello!
And by a mysterious voice I actually meant some random Minion. And by some random Minion I mean a Minion that’s so cool Dave is jealous of him.
Maverick: Bob! Nice hearing from you again!
Bob and Maverick talk for a while, before hanging up.
Volo: Who’s Bob?
Maverick: Oh yeah, Bob’s a stray Minion who’s been going his own path for a while! We had a reunion back when I went to Villain-Con in Orlando a while back.
Flashback to Maverick and Bob meeting again in Villain-Con, then going on a multitude of trips, including visits to Hogwarts, Jurassic Park, and Krustyland! Dave is also seen, looking envious of Maverick and Bob’s bond.
Maverick: Ah… that was fun. Except for that one part where The Cat In The Hat randomly came in and we realize that he and his story is kinda creepy.
Cat In The Hat: I am in your walls. Don’t try to make any calls.
Maverick: What are you doing here?!
The Cat In The Hat disappears as quickly as he appeared.
Maverick: Anyway, Bob’s coming back here to hang out for a bit!
Dave is seen nearby, and has a weirdly annoyed face.
Maverick: Dave? Are you okay?
Dave: (Rants for like an hour about Bob.)
Maverick: You really think that Bob’s the spy?! C’mon! He’s Bob! He’s awesome! You have nothing to worry about. Just chill, do something else that’s not worrying about a Minion who is definitely good and innocent.
A random Minion that’s not Bob passes by. Funnily enough, it’s Milo from earlier.
Maverick: You know, you should work with that other Minion over there…
Milo: Bello!
Maverick: Wait a minute! You’re the one who refused the banana earlier! How should we know that you’re not the spy?!
Minion: Uh… I want Banana?
Maverick: Alright, that’s all I need to hear. Dave, work with Milo over here. If he’s starting to act suspicious again, then call me over.
A portal suddenly appears, and Bob comes out of it. Bob and Maverick hug and reminisce and stuff. Dave is in the background, giving him a glare.
Confessional:
Dave: (Says a bunch of random Minion gibberish about how Bob is sus and is probably the spy to Milo.)
Milo: Uh… banana?
Dave: (Is confused, because he has no banana.)
Another Minion named Stuart comes in the confessional, telling the others some random thing. He is also holding a banana.
Dave: Banana? BANANA!!!
Dave and Stuart fight over the banana. Milo joins too, because why not?
Confessional Ends
We cut to most of the contestants leaving for the Barbies, except for Perry, who stays behind, suspicious of the Kens.
Just Some Ken: Okay, so it turns out that some triangle in the sky gave me this remote! It must be because of my newfound dominance! Even more proof that the Kens are totally epic!
Perry widens his eyes, and tries to secretly steal Beach Ken’s remote, before he gets zapped by a jellyfish… a jellyfish that was launched by a JELLYFISH LAUNCHER… a JELLYFISH LAUNCHER that was made by…
Vector: HAHAHA! I am the king of dominance!
The Kens spot him, and they just look at him in awe…
Just Some Ken: This is what patriarchy is all about…
Someone Who’s Also Ken: Teach us your ways of manly dominance…
Peacemaker looks on nearby with the rest of his team, a lightbulb forming inside his head…
Peacemaker: We’ll teach you if you give us that remote!
Confessional:
Peacemaker: It’s always a good thing to teach people how to reach justice, especially if that’s what’s needed to win the game! Even Captain fucking America agreed with this!
Confessional:
Captain America: The only reason agreed to help him in order to save these young men from gaining Peacemaker’s toxic mindset.
Confessional:
Morty: Peacemaker’s generally someone with a pretty good mindset! Of course I’d agree with him on what to do!
Confessional:
Pacifica: The only sensible people are the ones who would ditch him. Which is why I’m the only sensible one on my team.
Confessional Ends
We finally cut to the queens and legends of Barbieland… Barbie herself! And also Barbie. As well as Barbie. And of course, Barbie!
Diplomat Barbie: What an amazing day it is today!
Doctor Barbie: It’s always an amazing day!
Lawyer Barbie: I hope Barbie is doing amazing in the real world trying to get rid of her thoughts of death and cellulite!
Doctor Barbie: Of course she is! She’s Barbie! Everyone in the Real World is probably praising her right now!
They’re not. But that’s another story we’re not focusing on right now.
President Barbie: You know what else is amazing? This random remote I got from some triangle in the sky!
Undyne: It’s the remote!
She throws her spear at President Barbie.
Bodyguard Barbie: GET DOWN MISS PRESIDENT!
President Barbie narrowly avoids the spear, and also therefore narrowly avoids what would have been certain death.
Undyne: Don’t think that this will make us stand down! We will get the remote!
Bodyguard Barbie: We probably could have just given it to you, but you just attacked the president.
Pacifica: How about you give it to us?
President Barbie: Sure!
Wyldstyle: No!
Pacifica: Why can’t we get it? Is there anything wrong with us?
Undyne: There’s tons of things that are wrong with you! Such as-
Wyldstyle: You shouldn’t speak. You’re the one who literally attacked the president.
Snow White: Why are we still fighting?! We’re always fighting! We should do something peaceful for once!
Rowley: Yeah! Maybe we can have, like, a talent show or something!
Lawyer Barbie: You know, that’s actually a fair and diplomatic way to solve the situation!
President Barbie: All in favor of solving the problem with a talent show?
Everyone except for Junko raises their hands.
President Barbie: Alright then! Let’s do this!
All Barbies: Yeah!
President Barbie: Another day, another problem easily solved.
Junko: …No.
President Barbie: No?
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) You really think it’s that easy? You think that every problem will be solved that quickly? That everything will be perfect forever? (Now in vulgar mode) Nothing lasts forever! Everything and everyone will wither away eventually! (Now in royal mode) And by stupid, I mean insignificant! You’re all tiny specks in the world who mean nothing in the end! So don’t even bother trying to think so otherwise!
Everyone: …
President Barbie: Is she always like this?
All the contestants nod their heads.
President Barbie: Ignore her.
As the group ignores Junko, we see Luz get together with Anne, Berdly, and Lucy in a huddle.
Luz: I’m thinking we should apply to the talent show too, despite us already having immunity. This way, we can have control on which team gets immunity if we win!
Anne: Great idea! We can get Junko’s team out and hopefully get her eliminated before she causes any more trouble!
Berdly: And I can look epic and dashing in the process!
Lucy: You aren’t epic and dashing Berdly!
Berdly: Yes I am! Anne, Luz, you two agree that I’m epic and dashing, right?
Luz: Eh…
Anne: I guess so?
Berdly: See! Anne thinks that I’m epic and dashing!
Lucy: I don’t care! And I don’t care if Junko’s team goes! What’s the benefit for me?!
Luz: You can prove to the Barbies that you’re the best of all of us…
Lucy: I’m in!
We cut to the Kens being taught “guy stuff” by the Some Dumb Accidental Name boys.
Peacemaker: And that is how violence is needed to achieve world peace.
Ken’s Rival Named Ken: Great! Thank you for your perfectly radical advice man!
Captain America: You know, that “advice” will probably lead to the end of your society.
Peacemaker: Hey, the men are talking here!
Captain America: I am a man though.
Morty: You know, I, uh, think we should have our reward now.
Just Some Ken: You’re right! Here is your reward, for teaching us your manly dominant ways of patriarchy!
Before Peacemaker can grab his reward, he is kicked in the balls from a certain platypus sneaking from behind.
Perry: (Badass chitter.)
All Kens: Woah.
Just Some Ken: Teach us your ways…
Vector: Hey! We literally just taught you guys our ways! What’s a platypus gonna teach you?!
Another Ken: He clearly has a lot of skills worth learning! Like kicking someone in the balls!
Someone Who’s Also Ken: Hey guys! I found a bunch of other guys!
Just Some Ken: Nice! They can teach us a bunch of super cool stuff about manliness as well!
Morty: Wait! You guys are supposed to give us the remote!
Peacemaker: Yeah! Do you even have any honor in your word?!
They don’t, as they have already run to recruit the other men to teach them about their super cool manliness.
Rowley: This talent show is going to be so fun! I’m gonna- ah!
Rowley is grabbed by a Ken from behind.
Chris McLean: So that’s what Rowley meant when he said that he could do magic!
Chris is also grabbed by one of the Kens.
Goomba: Why are all the guys disappearing-
Goomba is pulled out as well.
Berdly: It looks to be that I am the last male standing-
Finally, Berdly is pulled out of the group. Everyone left stands there in silence. Everyone except one.
Anne: Hey, it’s like a girl’s night here now! Woo!
The girls go and dance the night away. Cutting back to the guys, the Kens drop Berdly, Goomba, Chris, and Rowley down.
Just Some Ken: We require your assistance!
Chris: And you won’t be getting it from me!
Goomba: Yeah! I won’t help someone who kidnaps people! Except for Bowser! He has good reasons for doing so!
Berdly: I’ll be of assistance to you!
Just Some Ken: What if you get this super cool remote for it?
Chris: Nevermind! I’ll assist you!
Goomba: I’ll help you too! I don’t even care about you kidnapping me anymore!
Berdly: I was already assisting you! I didn’t even need the remote as a bargaining chip!
Rowley: Aw man, I was really hoping to do that talent show…
Maverick: How about we make your assistance into a talent show?
Rowley: Zoo-Wee-Mama! Since when did you come in?!
Maverick: I was always here… I always am… Anyway you Kens should make a talent show with these guys with the remote as the prize! It’ll make this whole challenge a lot more structured and organized!
Another Ken: But we want these guys to teach us their skills that they got from the Real World!
Maverick: And a talent show is where people normally showcase their skills…
All Kens: Rad! Let’s do it!
Rowley: Yay! The talent show is back on!
Peacemaker: Hey! What is this talent show shit?! You made a deal to give the remote to us! This is injustice!
Vector: Yeah! You can’t just mess with someone as powerful as me and get away with it!
Maverick: Eh, it looks like they can. You have to participate in the talent show in order to get the remote.
Peacemaker: Fuck this!
Morty: We’re still going to compete though, right?
Peacemaker: Of course we are. We’re not pussies. Let’s do thi-
Maverick: Actually, we’re ending the episode here.
Peacemaker: What?!
Maverick: I’m getting way too impatient. I’m just gonna release a poll for interview questions and gambling so I can actually release something for once.
The girls come in, also shocked at the announcement.
Undyne: We’re finally getting something done and you just stop it?!
Maverick: Look, it’s been too long! I gotta release something for the fans! Even if that something is gambling!
Gambler Barbie: Ooooh, I love gambling! There’s such an excitement from risking all of your worth to feed your greed!
Maverick: Well, voters! You can feed your greed without risking your worth in the gambling link below! If you win, you can give a contestant of your choosing a free advantage!
The entire cast gasps.
Berdly: Give me the advantage!
Lucy: No! Give it to me! I’m way better than these losers!
Undyne: These guys are wannabes! Give it to me!
Vector: I’m not a wannabe! I’m totally legit! I stole a pyramid for goodness sake! Give it to me!
Pacifica: I’m like, way better than these suckers. Your best bet is to give it to me.
Peacemaker: Your best bet is to give it to me. It’s a much better choice than these dickheads.
Chris: I’m Chris McLean! I’m a national celebrity! You have to give it to me!
Perry: (Puts on those cute puppy dog eyes.)
Maverick: Of course you actually care now. Anyway, if you want to bet on who wins the talent shows and give your favorite an advantage, the link is seen below! If you want to give an interview question to me, my Minions, Volo, the Barbies, the Kens, or the contestants, that’s also in the link below! Hopefully, I’ll see you soon and won’t procrastinate on releasing the next episode! Farewell for n-
Anne: I just realized, we could actually kill Volo now!
Luz: Oh yeah! Let’s do it!
Volo: Since when-
Luz, Anne, Pacifica, and Perry beat Volo to death. Everyone is in shock.
Maverick: You know that I can easily revive him, right?
Pacifica: We do. It doesn’t matter to us.
VOTING IS NOW CLOSED.
We see Milo running out, as Dave and Stuart fight for the banana. Milo, now far away from him, shapeshifts into the one and only Camilo Madrigal, revealing himself to be the spy.
Camilo: Finally, a moment where I’m not supervised by hundreds of yellow pills! Now I just need to find that dumb emergency button…
However, it is revealed that Mr. Snake, Allan, Sonic, and Ramune are near, and have caught him.
Allan: Hey, do you guys know him?
Sonic: Nope!
Mr. Snake: Never seen him in my life!
Ramune: OMG HE’S SUS!!!
Camilo: Uh… you saw nothing!
Camilo shapeshiftsback into his “Milo” form. However, before he runs away…
Ramune: Hey! I know where your dumb remote is!
Camilo: You do?! Where?!
Ramune: I would love to tell you where it is, as long as you do my bidding! Muahahahahahaha!!!
Confessional:
Sonic: Of course I was the one who that manipulative psychopath stuck on to!
Confessional Ends
Camilo: (Mutters) I should have never taken this job…