Why Try To Kill A Killer?
We open to an interview space, where the Minion known as Otto gives Luz a prompt, “What do you think of the show, and how safe is it?”
Luz: Wait, who are you recording this for?
Otto gives Luz a picture of the Crossover Conquest cast. Luz spots one particular contestant, Willow Park, and her eyes start to well up…
We cut to Pacifica, Anne, and Perry gathered around one of those conspiracy boards you’d see on mystery shows, all centered on one certain triangle, Maverick.
Pacifica: We’re already on the second elimination and we haven’t even figured out anything yet! How does Dipper make this investigation junk look so easy…
Anne: It’s not like we have nothing! We know that Maverick is suspicious, and his gauntlet doesn’t work for some reason, and he did something to that Dipper guy, and I think there’s a wolf involved! And… I still have no idea where this is leading and that is supposed to be okay somehow!
Perry: (Chitters.)
Anne: Oh, and also that! We also know that!
Pacifica: What, do you speak platypus now?
Anne: No, I just wanted to feel like I had an actual clue on where to go from here.
Luz comes out of the interview space, and Anne recognizes her looking quite stressed.
Anne: What happened out there?
Luz hands Anne the picture of the Crossover Conquest cast, and then runs away.
Pacifica: What’s this- oh… oh no…
We cut to Ramune, ranting as usual.
Ramune: And now we can trust no one! No one at all! Even the most based platypus can end up as dirty backstabbers!
Chris: This is a competition show, dude. The main hook is seeing people argue, bicker, and betray each other.
Junko: (Now in cutesy mode) That’s what makes them fun!
Chris: Exactly! Betrayal makes for good television!
Ramune: I agree! Betrayal is fun! When the person who is betrayed isn’t me!
Rowley: I would never betray you Ramune! It’s a good thing to stay loyal to your friends!
Confessional:
Chris: And this is why people such as Rowley don’t make for good television.
Confessional Ends
We cut to Maverick just chilling around.
Maverick: Hey Dave, do we have to let every contestant have a moment before we reveal the votes?
Dave is not paying attention, as he is fighting with another Minion for a banana.
Dave: No!
Maverick: Alright then! It’s time to reveal the votes!
Dave, having finally won his banana, turns to Maverick to answer his question, but Maverick snaps his fingers and brings everyone, except Ramune for some reason, to the voting area.
Cat In The Hat: Why are all of us here? I do not remember doing anything, oh dear!
Maverick: Eh, it’s just that all of you guys were mentioned by voters.
Volo: All except Ramune. Quite deserved I say.
Maverick: I wonder how she’s holding up.
Confessional:
Ramune: What the heck?! Why is this happening again?! Oh my Arceus it’s history repeating itself! They’re probably all having secret conversations without me! There’s no one to trust! Except for Lugia, they’re great. But Lugia’s not here, so I’m going to go solo! Become a solo icon! I’ll take this game by storm and no one will stop me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Confessional Ends
Rowley: I’m sure she’s okay!
Maverick: Cool. Now let’s get to the voting! We’ve got 14 votes, almost back to our high from Episode 1!
Berdly: It’s not really a high if there has only been three episodes.
Maverick: A high is still a high! Anyway, all contestants up for elimination have at least two immunity votes! Let’s read them out, shall we?
Volo: Peacemaker, your first immunity votes says “I want him to continue killing people for peace”
Peacemaker: And kill for peace I shall! Eventually. Killing anyone right now does not achieve peace.
Volo: Chloe, your first immunity vote says “:3 (DI KO ALAM NA PUTANG INA-)”
Chloe: What even is that? If you’re supposed to be a fan, you should treat me with respect and give me a proper voting reason.
Maverick: C’mon! What if it’s one of those secret messages. I used to give those out to contestants! They’re cool.
Chloe: They’re for nerds! They shouldn’t be giving them to me!
Confessional:
Perry: (Chitters in annoyance.)
Major Monogram: Yep, it’s literally just someone saying “I DON’T KNOW WHAT A MOTHER-” in Filipino. Why must everyone think that everything is a secret code nowadays?!
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Actually this might be in another language, and if that is, I am sorry voter.
Chloe: Well I’m n-
Maverick: Nope! Shut your mouth! I’m not getting any dumb controversies here!
Volo: Pacifica, your first immunity vote says “pacifica be based,”
Pacifica: That’s it?
Morty: Hey, being based is based, so there’s nothing wrong with being based.
Pacifica: I just feel like there’s something wrong with this vote…
Berdly: You know what? I’ll just steal the voting reason again.
Volo: WAIT, NO!
Berdly tussles Volo once again, and steals the voting reason.
Berdly: Aha! It seems that he has been hiding the rest of the voting reason yet again! Here’s the rest of what he had to say: “also volo. volo, volo, volo... i'm gonna be honest, i'm gonna grow tired of trying to convince your fuckhead self that you're an awful person. whether it be because you're actually that delusional or are trying to hide it, i don't care. so i've come up with a deal: you admit that there are real reasons to hate you, and i'll stop talking shit about you in my vote reasons, cool? that's all i ask. just admit that there is at least some reason to. you don't even gotta admit you're a piece of shit! just admit there are things to hate about you! because honestly i'm just tired of you at this point. and luckily, you won't even be my problem anymore if you accept this. though i will need you for the cdcat finale because i want everyone to be there- BUT AFTER THAT, not my problem! that's all, rocky out.
oh, one more thing: if you go back to going on about how i bash you for no reason or whatever afterwards the deal's off. seriously, it's fucking annoying. shut up about it already”
Volo: Hmm… I would, but…
Maverick: C’mon! We can end this rivalry and you can just stick with me! If I can bury the hatchet with Yang you can do so with Rocky!
Volo: Fine. Um… oh! I totally get it if someone hates me for the fact that I am way too good at Pokémon battles. I mean, two Giratinas, it’s like I ended the fight already! So if you hate me because fighting against me is too hard, that makes total sense. That is definitely a good reason to hate me.
Maverick: There we go! Rivalry ended! Hopefully!
Volo: Now that the rivalry is finally over, let us move on to the next voting reason. Here is Morty’s first voting reason: “🕈︎☟︎☜︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎💣︎🏱︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✋︎💧︎ 💧︎🕆︎💧︎✏︎ ☟︎✌︎☟︎✌︎ ☝︎☜︎❄︎ ☺︎☜︎👌︎✌︎✋︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ✌︎☝︎✌︎✋︎☠︎”
Morty: Wow. Symbols.
Volo: Finally, we have Captain America’s first voting reason. “Hello, this is the Dahcowboy speaking.
I was originally going to give immunity to Vector because he has done some sick Vectoring (and it made me laugh), but since he said he was going to use his immunity idol thing, I have to give to someone else.
Vector: I’m not even up for this vote and I still get complimented! I’m unstoppable!
Volo: So, I decided to give it to Captain America, since he gives sang some pretty deep stuff and I wanna keep the straight-man on this team.”
Captain America: Hamilton is a deep show after all. It’s still weirdly modern for a show set in the 1700s, but I can’t deny that.
Volo: Moving on to the second immunity votes for each of you, Captain America’s says “it's vectoring time”
Vector: Heck yeah it is!
Vector vectors all over the place.
Maverick: Don’t mind Vector viewers. The Minions will take care of him.
Some of the Minions continuously kick Vector.
Vector: Hey! Let me have the freedom to be a legend!
Vector continues his vectoring for the rest of the voting session.
Maverick: Again, viewers, don’t mind him.
Captain America: That vote had nothing to do with me.
Volo: Morty’s second vote says “Hehe, funny boy. - Certaminis”
Morty: I mean, if I wasn’t funny I wouldn’t have a super popular show that will have at least ten seasons and a movie.
Pacifica: Since when did you have a TV show?
Morty: Since I began existing. It’s actually why I exist.
Volo: Here is Pacifica’s next vote: “Lumina: Like Many other teams in the multiverse, the moral compases of this team Is broken, I'm Voting to save Pacifica for the simple fact of her being mentally stable and Lore important, also considering the fact of how Gravity Falls reps do, and the fact that the stupid triangle Is still out there, I think making sure she gets as much possible help.
Dimentio: While speaking of Old Cipher, no need to worry about him dear, try as he must His power still pales in comparison to the Magic Mistress Zatanna, Discord and my own, still I suggest you watch your back for him. "Whispers" I'd say the only one on your show to be able to put him in His place Is the Hedgehog, in that case good luck getting to the merger, but for now, Ciao!”
Pacifica: Bill is still alive?!
Maverick: Yeah. Most of us who watched your universe know that.
Pacifica: You do know how big of a problem this is! How are you so calm about this?! And he’s not even the biggest threat out there?!
Sonic: Eh. From the looks of it, he should be easily beat by me.
Pacifica: You haven’t even met him! How would you know that?!
Sonic: Because Dimentio here literally said that I can take him out.
Pacifica: I’d like to see you try!
Maverick: No! Don’t try now!
Anne: Why? Is he your cousin?
Maverick: No, because now is not the time to kill a triangle god. Now is the time to continue reading the votes! Continue, Volo!
Volo: Here is Chloe’s next vote: “Say what you want. Queen bee over here (omg how did I just get that's why she has that miraculous?!) Is legendary- Frost”
Chloe: There’s the proper respect I deserve!
Captain America: Wait a minute, what is a Miraculous? Isn’t that just a word that means something equivalent to a miracle happening?
Chloe: No, it’s supposed to be jewelry that gives you superpowers.
Peacemaker: Are you telling me that you had superpowers this whole time and you didn’t even use them?!
Chloe: Of course I would use them if I had them, dimwit! I just had the Miraculous unfairly taken away from me so it could go to my stupid sister!
Peacemaker: I would kill that stupid sister of yours if I were you.
Chloe: I probably should have done that a long time ago.
Volo: Peacemaker probably has the most fun vote here. His vote simply says that “He should murder Chloe”
Chloe: This voter’s kidding, right? There’s no reason for killing me!
Peacemaker: I only kill for peace! How would killing her obtain peace?!
Pacifica: I mean, Chloe has caused a lot of conflict on our team just from being her jerk self. Her being gone would make our team stronger.
Chloe: Hey! Screw you!
Peacemaker: You have a fair point there…
Peacemaker brings out a knife and stabs Chloe to death.
Pacifica: I wasn’t trying to convince you to kill her!
Peacemaker: You gave me every reason to.
Maverick: Should I revive her?
Peacemaker: That would make me killing her for peace pointless. Do it later!
Maverick: Alright then.
Luz: Wait, aren’t you not able to revive people anymore?
Maverick: I can still revive people…
He brings out his phone and calls a Minion.
Maverick: (On the call) So Chloe’s DNA is still there? Good. (The call ends.) Yep! She’ll be fine!
Luz: Are you sure?
Maverick: Yep! Nothing to worry about! Plus, she and Peacemaker only had those two immunity votes, so they didn't win immunity!
Peacemaker: Fuck!
Maverick: Moving on to the other three up for immunity…
Volo: Pacifica, your next vote says “idk dude I like her name”
Pacifica: How does my name make people want to vote for me?
Lucy: It’s one of the world’s greatest mysteries.
Volo: Here is Cap’s third vote: “Pacifica will probably get immunity because of the plot, so I think Cap should stay for being the most levelheaded of the team.”
Captain America: It’s not really that hard to be the most level headed considering the competition.
Volo: And finally, Morty’s third voting reason: “Phil: Yo. It's me again. Phil Eggtree. Blake's not here again since she's doing a conspiracy theory.
Tucker: Yeah, she's gone pretty deep into the rabbit hole. Or I guess in this case cat hole.
Blake: (offscreen) First it was me getting hit in the crotch... Then Junko in the breast... What's next? Someone constantly getting hit in the ovaries?!
*Axol appears*
Axol: Well, actually-
Tucker shoves him back offscreen.
Phil: We shouldn't have let her cook...
Tucker: Morty's a funny guy. Knows his shit.
Phil: Yeah. Morty's a cool fella.”
Junko: (Now in vulgar mode) Yeah what’s up with that?! When did I become the show’s breast fetish?!
Maverick: No one made you that way, it’s just luck.
Junko: I hate luck!
Maverick: So, the winner of this close immunity vote, with 4 votes… is Captain America!
Volo: His last vote says “He was the only one that did the challenge appropriately and didn't get specifically railed unless you count peacemaker. Also, glad Vector used his advantage because I feel like he could have been in danger.”
Vector: This is even more proof that I would have easily dominated!
Captain America: What can I say? I like order and justice.
Peacemaker: I like order and justice too, but you don’t even let me enact it!
Captain America: I think that’s because you don’t have a good grasp on what order and justice actually are.
Peacemaker: I totally do!
Captain America: Tell that to the dead bodies you left behind.
Maverick: Also, Cap, you have zero elimination votes! Which means that your immunity turns into a prize! How about… idk. Minions? Do you guys have anything?
One Minion gives Maverick a freeze ray.
Maverick: Here! A freeze ray! You have history with ice after all!
Captain America: Not like that history could help me learn how to wield an ice gun.
Maverick: It’s called a freeze ray, not an ice gun!
Captain America: Sorry. I’ll just…
Someone mysterious randomly appears and takes Cap’s freeze ray, disappearing right after.
Confessional:
Ramune: Yes! This freeze ray will be the first step in my domination!
Confessional Ends
Captain America: Oh well. Don’t worry Maverick, I don’t need a prize.
Maverick: Fine. We’ll just move on then. Cap and Vector, due to you two being immune, here’s your award statues to show your safety.
Cap and Vector receive Hamilton themed statues to show their safety.
Volo: Everyone other than Cap got at least one voting reason. Morty, your first elimination vote says “I am going to kill your family
And the cops won’t believe you when you say unit was me
It is not a joke
I know where you are
You can run
But you won’t get far:3333
(He’s in the walls..)
[Signed- The bitch who said Mr Snake was an emo depressed mink, you still are fucker. And I will make sure you know it]”
Mr. Snake: I’m not an emo depressed mink! And I’ll make sure you know it!
Morty: Aw geez, does this voter even know my family? Do they know the threats Rick took down? My family is safe. There’s nothing to worry about.
Volo: Peacemaker’s first voting reason says “By not caring about Hamilton you are in fact OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND.
It is truly helpless, you will not get to see what comes next?
That is the story of tonight.- Frost”
Peacemaker: You’re out of your GODDAMN mind for voting me!
Maverick: Referencing Hamilton quotes in your voting reason is truly based though.
Volo: Pacifica’s first elimination vote says “idk dude I like her name”
Chris: Why would someone be boring enough to copy the same reason for both immunity and elimination?! Give more variety next time!
Pacifica: Isn’t this voter the same person who voted me for immunity?
Maverick: It is actually. Some voters just do that.
Volo: Chloe, your- wait, she’s still dead.
Maverick: Oh yeah, gotta revive her.
Peacemaker: Don’t let my kill go in vain!
Maverick: Sorry, but she has to hear this.
Maverick snaps, and brings Chloe back to life.
Chloe: Who just murdered me?!
The cast points to Peacemaker.
Chloe: YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN!
Maverick: Save it for later. We need to continue the elimination.
Confessional:
Luz: If Maverick was able to bring Chloe back why wasn’t he able to bring Jacques back?! This all doesn’t make any sense!
Confessional Ends
Volo: Here is Chloe’s first elimination vote: “tempted to keep chloe because i find her and pacifica's parallels funny but honestly everyone here is just better so bye bye”
Berdly: I suspect foul play.
Volo: What foul play?!
Berdly: Do I have to steal the vote again? Will this just become a routine?
Volo: FINE I’ll read the rest! “also BERDLY YOU BASED MOTHERFUCKER FOR STEALING THE VOTE FROM VOLO. i know i said i wouldn't talk shit about him in my prize vote but he hasn't accepted or denied the deal as of writing this soooo gonna get that out of my system, you were so based for that berdly. consider my next prize vote when you're up for elimination yours no matter what”
Berdly: And that is why I am at the top around here. Thank you dear voter for confirming how based I truly am.
Maverick: Two of you only got one vote, while the other two got the bulk of the votes. The two that are safe are… Pacifica and Peacemaker!
Pacifica and Peacemaker receive their safety statues.
Chloe: How are the sad wannabe version of me and the murderer who killed me safe over me?!
Pacifica: Because you’re generally very unlikable.
Chloe: And you two aren’t?
Pacifica: From the looks of it, yes, we aren’t.
Morty: How about me? What did I ever do to deserve this?
Volo: Maybe your second elimination vote will explain. “Hello, this is Dahcowboy speaking.
Morty's singing sucks ass. He's also the most useless of the group and he isn't very funny.
Plus, I don't think he isn't that important to the plot. Sure, someone will encourage him to be more active in the plot, but even if he gets his own arc it would probably be uninteresting because he's the most uninteresting character in this cast.
So yea, those are my reasons why Morty should be off the show.”
Morty: My singing is perfectly fine!
Berdly: Also, the voter said that I don’t think he isn’t that important. That is a double negative. So technically he’s saying that Morty is important to the plot.
Morty: Exactly! At the very least, I’m more important and interesting than someone like Chloe!
Chloe: What is up with the disrespect for me today?
Volo: This vote should explain.
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(this is morbius i think)
Maverick: Hot fuzz it’s Morbius from the Morbillion dollar movie Morbius!
Morty: We all stan Morbius in this house.
Chloe: What does Morbius have to do with me?!
Volo: Nothing. It has nothing to do with you. Maybe this third Chloe vote will actually have something to do with you. “Sus detector here! Not much to go off here, but before we start, I've PayPal'd Sonic 500 rings. Thanks for being communist!”
Sonic: How is me doing that job communist-
Volo: “Peacemaker - failed to follow the instructions, kinda sus
Chloe - thinks of herself as being higher than others despite not being the case, did absolutely nothing, mega sus
Pacifica - ngl I forgot your existence, did you even do anything lmao
Morty - actually tried to perform the challenge, not sus
Captain America - was the best performer out of everyone, not sus
Welp, in that case I'ma vote Chloe now. Goodbye Chloe!”
Chloe: What if I’m higher than others because that’s the case? They’re the ones who failed the challenge after all. I had nothing to do with it!
Peacemaker: Wow, what constant Chloe bullshit.
Volo: “Also I want everyone to watch this video h︎t︎t︎p︎s︎:︎/︎/︎w︎w︎w︎.︎y︎o︎u︎t︎u︎b︎e︎.︎c︎o︎m︎/︎w︎a︎t︎c︎h︎?︎v︎=︎2︎H︎g︎a︎x︎l︎g︎u︎jJ︎U︎, so Luz, Jacques, Rowley, Chris, Wyldstyle, Osma, Vector, Perry, Junko, Anne, Lucy, Undyne, Snow White, Mr. Snake, Cat in the Hat, and Goomba, you probably all suck except for some, but can you all be here and watch this please.”
Maverick plays the video, and…
Wyldstyle: What. The heck. Is this?
Luz: I have no idea.
Volo: Morty’s third vote says “Your meta 'humor' gives me a migraine, and I'm not even in the age range for migraines!”
Morty: I’m also not in the age range for migraines, yet I can understand meta humor just fine. I don’t see the problem here.
Volo: Chloe, your third vote is a simple “IDK”
Chloe: That’s it?! You just voted me for no reason?!
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) A lot of people do things for no reason, since they have no reason in life…
Volo: That’s dark. Anyway, here’s Morty’s next vote: “Joker: As dark as His heart may be Peacemaker does seem to have certain strenghts of a leader, I would change His heart ifnI could, but that's a story for another day. Cap and Pacífica are good in my book, and Chat Noir asked to not vote for Chloe, he Said that she has the chance to change, but we'll have to see, that leaves Is with...
Máster Core: The word you are looking for Is Cringe Culture.
Joker: Right, that and the fact that witouth most of His machinery he doesn't give much to the team, sorry Kid, outta luck.
Devil: And tell your grandfather that try as he may, His soul Will be mine.”
Morty: You guys don’t know the extent of Rick’s plot armor. You’ll probably never get his soul as long as the Rick And Morty franchise continues to thrive.
Pacifica: What happens when your so called “franchise” becomes stale?
Morty: Then we’ll just be like the Simpsons. Rick and Morty never dies!
Pacifica: No wonder you were called cringe culture.
Morty: I thought we all agreed that Chloe is the most cringe of us all.
Chloe: …
Morty: I burned her so much that she can’t even respond!
Chloe: Hey! I can respond! I was just… did he really say…
Pacifica: Is it about what Chat Noir said? About you being able to change?
Chloe: That’s none of your business!
Maverick: Don’t worry, you can continue contemplating… in the elimination area!
Chloe: WAIT WHAT?!
Maverick: Oh yeah, you were eliminated with 8 votes, compared to Morty’s 4.
Morty: L + Ratio.
Chloe tries to make a comeback, but sputters in her words.
Maverick: Let’s see the rest of these votes, shall we!
Volo: “I don’t like Miraculous Ladybug. It’s a show for Fr*nch people. - Certaminis”
Chloe: You did not seriously vote for me because of that! I’m not even Ladybug!
Volo: The next Chloe reason is as follows: “This is a debate between Chloe and Peacemaker. Though I feel like Peacemaker might improve within the next couple of episodes and he did the challenge although he altered the lines, so I went with Chloe instead sheerly cause of how despite her doing the first challenge she has the gall to act like she doesn't need to do any more that can assure her or her team's elimination. Say you do realize Maverick that one day the truth will come out and everything will come crashing down, maybe I was being a bit vague with the hints to help you and I might still continue but I digress if you want to get that point, get that point. Anyways, fold this reason, and toss it to Perry because the next couple of phrases is just me saying sus.”
Maverick: I don’t know what point you’re making, although I’m guessing it’s about the Wolf, but more importantly, our first voting reason given to one specific character, woo! These are always great for that sweet, juicy plot action! I should know, since I did this all the time! Volo, give the reason to Perry!
Volo throws the voting reason to Perry.
Confessional:
Perry turns on his watch to reveal Major Monogram.
Major Monogram: Oh, you have a message? Let’s see… “Agent P, or at least I am hoping it is Agent P and you saw past the flimsy line of susses, along with not throwing it off in the trash in fear of spam, so are you ready for a briefing? I frankly hate doing this but sometimes if you want to make sure someone stays down you have to break them. By technicality, Junko is a double-edged sword although I prefer them to leave soon rather than stay to torment Maverick as I feel she is the one closest to doing so due to her actual ultimate talent being Ultimate Analyst in actuality which is how she figured out Maverick may be nearly incapable of revives so be careful if you are going to consult her and don't be surprised if she reveals your identity sheerly by being in her presence for a second. I should also disclose that I don't know if I have said everything needed as I don't know if I should spill all the information as I may not have the mentality to do it all in one sitting or due to the circumstances you guys face. In short, I want to greatly alter the story to my liking and Maverick's dislike though it is understandable if you don't want to do that, I can just drop this alluding "evil" act right here and be a normal voter. However, if you are more than willing to risk it all to ally me and my choices with you and your friends then we might have a deal to form you into a protagonist. So, what say you we have a deal where I tell you some information about things that will give you an advantage for the episode as now I am in the offensive and you help me alter the events of the show so Maverick meets his end or at least karma heh I have that guy planned.”
Perry: (Chitters.)
Major Monogram: I agree, Agent P. It is important to have allies in unfamiliar situations such as these. So, voter, on mine and Agent P’s behalf, we agree to ally with you.
Confessional Ends
Volo: Next up we have the next Chloe vote: “Kaminari: Say it with me!
Audience: L! PLUS! RATIO!
ENA: (meanie) BANZAI! 🖕
Kaminari: Statistically, she probably caused more akumatizations than Lila. ...Probably.
ENA: (meanie) We're too lazy to count them.”
Morty: I agree! L! Plus! Ratio!
Chloe: I didn’t cause as much akumatizations as Lila! I only caused…
She counts up how many akumatizations in her head…
Chloe: Did I… seriously cause that much…
Pacifica: How does it feel to finally reevaluate your actions?
Chloe: Reevaluate?! I don’t have any problems to reevaluate in the first place!
Pacifica: Maybe you-
Chloe: No! I have been doing nothing wrong!
Junko: (Now in stoic mode) Ah, the classic existential crisis. One of the best ways to gain despair.
Chloe: I’m not having any crisis! You’re all just accusing me for no reason!
Volo: Been there before. Anyway, here’s your last voting reason before we escort you out. “Yo, it's me, Guy Blanko. Don't have a lot to say this time, so I'll make this quick. All your friends have been kidnapped by an evil man known as Hopper and he's planning on taking over the multiverse. Also, Maverick let Jacques Schnee die. I know none of you will care, but I just felt like pointing it out. Peace out.
Also, Maverick, Death is coming for you.”
Maverick: …Why did you even read that vote?
Volo: I’m never allowed to hide the votes that make me look bad.
Berdly: Plus, I would probably just steal it.
Maverick: …Damn.
Everyone is in silence, until…
Luz: Did this piece of garbage really just try to make us think that Hopper is evil?
Maverick: Exactly. Hopper is a good guy. He’s just the stressed host of Crossover Conquest.
Confessional:
Luz: He’s the host of Crossover Conquest? Phew, now I have no reason to be worried! I think. Maybe Hopper is some twist villain like you’d see in the movies! Then I should be worried! No Luz, stop being worried. Hopper’s fine, and definitely not evil. Just treat this show as a nice break from your troubles… but I can’t do that! My friends are still in trouble because of me! I need to keep them safe! I need to fix my mistakes! I need to-
Berdly (off screen): You need to shut up and stop being a walking ball of anxiety!
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Jacques is dead because I took him out right before his canonical death.
Maverick shows everyone the canonical death of Jacques Schnee on the screen.
Maverick: Now, why would I bother trying to stop this death from happening? Especially considering how much we all hate him.
Everyone has murmurs of agreement.
Maverick: And also, Death comes for us all! Nothing suspicious about that!
More murmurs of agreement.
Maverick: See? Nothing malicious there. Just Guy Blanko being the annoying manipulator he always is. Hah! Get exposed you pathetic wannabe!
Volo: So… are we eliminating Chloe now?
Maverick: Yep. Here’s your elimination card Chloe.
CONTESTANT NAME: Chloe Bourgeois
GENDER: Female
UNIVERSE: Miraculous Ladybug
TEAM: Some Dumb Accidental Name
CHALLENGES WON: 1
CHALLENGES LOST: 1
REWARDS WON: None
ELIMINATION/PUNISHMENT VOTES: 9
IMMUNITY/PRIZE VOTES: 2
FINAL PLACEMENT: 23/24
Chloe: I can’t go yet! Look, I’ll change! You don’t have to eliminate me!
Maverick: Maybe you should have changed before the viewers could eliminate you. Don’t worry, you can contemplate your thoughts in the elimination area! Complete with average food, average couches, average rooms for each contestant, and TVs in that room where you can watch the lives of the contestants!
Chloe’s seat starts to fly away to the elimination area.
Chloe: I’m not staying in that dump! You can’t make me!
Pacifica: Chloe, I know we’ve had our differences, but I’m rooting for you to change. Genuinely.
Chloe: (Mutters) …Thanks.
And Chloe and her chair fly into the distance, officially eliminated.
Maverick: Time to think up a challenge really quickly!
Undyne: Why is our host this incompetent?! Even Papyrus would already have a challenge planned by now!
Osma: My fish is probably better at planning than you.
Maverick: I’M A MAJOR PROCRASTINATOR, OKAY?!
Cat In The Hat: Just think of something that’s fun. That’s also a game to be won.
Ramune: Just make it a battle to the death!
Maverick: When did you come here?!
Ramune: I am everything, everywhere, all at once.
All of a sudden, a green portal opens up, and a familiar-looking assassin steps out of it.
Maki: Maverick… your little game ends here.
Maverick: What’s wrong with my game? Did I violate any health codes?
Berdly: Technically, you violated-
Maverick: Shut your mouth Berdly!
Maki: Don’t try to play the victim card, I know what you did. You’ve kidnapped people to force them to play some sick, twisted competition, haven’t you?
Maverick: Yeah, I did. And so did Host, and Her, and Jason, and Eli, and Mia, and BFDI Rocky, and Hopper, and Monika, and Jerry, and DS, and Certaminis, and Shade, and Iel-
Chris: And me!
Maverick: Was only mentioning the CECU hosts but yeah, also Chris, as well as-
Maki: Quiet! Let your contestants go now. Otherwise, I will be forced to kill you.
Maverick: Cool, have fun trying to kill an immortal god!
Berdly: I thought you said Death comes for us all-
Maverick: I said shut your yapper!
Maki draws a dagger and swiftly impales Maverick through his eye, cracking his… goggle?
Maverick: …Ow.
Snow White: Maverick? Are you okay?!
Maverick: I’m actually feeling great! Because I’m reminded of my immortality, and I also know what the next challenge is! Your next challenge is to capture Maki here, and put her in this cage.
A cage comes up from the floor, with its door open.
Maverick: Anyway, see you guys later!
Maverick snaps his fingers, and he, Volo, and the Minions all disappear.
Maki: I’m not going to fight you. You’re the people I was sent here to save. Do you really want to stay here with Maverick? I can take you somewhere far from here. Somewhere safer. (points to Luz) You. You’re friends with someone named Willow Park, yes?
Luz: I am. Is she okay?
Maki: She is. I was sent by Hopper, who I’m sure you know.
Luz: I do know him.
Vector: And I… do not care! Piranha launcher!
Vector fires his piranha launcher at Maki. She successfully dodged the piranha.
Maki: Do you wanna die?
Rowley: No! I don’t wanna die!
Peacemaker: Thanks to you saying that, I know that you’re ruining the peace. Cap, do the honors.
Captain America: Actually, I don’t think this is a good idea-
Peacemaker: Team Some Dumb Accidental Name, fire!
Peacemaker fires his gun, while Vector fires his piranha gun, and Morty uses a sci-fi handgun he apparently has in his pocket. Pacifica and Cap do nothing. Maki dodges all the attacks, slicing the piranhas fired by Vector mid-air.
Maki: You’re making this incredibly difficult. Why are you doing what that psychopath tells you? Don’t you want freedom?
Chris: Seriously? Why are you questioning us wanting to win the challenge?
Maki: This is about more than your challenge! Can’t you see that Maverick is dangerous? He took you from your homes. Your fighting back will get you nowhere.
Undyne: You know what else is clear? You’re also a dangerous threat! Let’s just get this over with!
She throws her spear at Maki. It also misses.
Confessional:
Morty: Since when the fuck did we all having the aim of a Stormtrooper?
Confessional Ends
Maki: So that’s it then. You all value your competition more than freedom? The safety of your loved ones?
Chris: My job is about feeding into that mentality.
Maki: In that case, I have no qualms against killing you all.
Anne: Wait, guys what are you all doing?! We need to-
Cat In The Hat: We should do this so she doesn’t kill us all. Even though the order is tall!
Cat In The Hat grabs Maki, but before he throws her into the cage, his hand is chopped off.
Cat In The Hat: Yow! Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!
Maki: Don’t you dare…
Rowley: Guys! Why are we still fighting?
Anne: He’s right! Why are we siding with Maverick anyway?
Mr. Snake: Because we have nothing better to do!
Junko: (Now in royal mode) And also because doing well in the show gives us higher self esteem… (now in depressed mode) only for our self-esteem to be broken down when we eventually lose… (now in teddy bear mode) and that’s the most fun part of all!
Maki is making her getaway. She’s not gonna give the contestants the satisfaction of the win and it’s clear most of them aren’t willing to listen to reason.
Goomba: She’s getting away! Stop her!
The Cat In The Hat throws a ball he has in his hat with his one spare hand. It trips Maki.
Cat In The Hat: Hope you’re having a ball! Knowing that you won't always be able to stall!
Mr. Snake bites Maki and tries to throw her in the cage, but Maki grabs him and throws him aside before he does so.
Snow White: Snake! Stop attacking the poor girl! She did nothing wrong!
Mr. Snake: Wow guys, how smart of you all to think that we should trust the crazy girl attacking us.
Pacifica: You saw how suspicious Maverick can be!
Mr. Snake: I also know that Maverick wasn’t the one who threw me around like a rag doll!
Luz: Maki, look, we’re willing to side with you. Anything to protect our loved ones!
Berdly: Sure, let us go and join the one who chopped off the hand of the rhyming cat.
Junko: (Now in depressed mode) It’s a lost cause Luz. You’ll never be able to protect them…
Luz: I can! You don’t know that because you’re just a sad pessimist all the time!
Maki: The only one I’m willing to kill instead of save is her. (points to Junko) She cannot be trusted. And I need this to be a mutual agreement for all of you before taking you anywhere.
Chris: (Chuckles.) Good luck trying to convince the superior human version of Maverick. Now here’s a trick that I learned from being the lead of 2 Zombie 2 Badminton!
Chris ransacks the hat of the Cat In The Hat, and grabs a badminton racket and a badminton ball, and hits the ball with the racket, flying it straight to Maki’s stomach. It actually lands, somehow.
Confessional:
Chris: And this is why you should never disrespect the Zombie Badminton movies ever again.
Confessional Ends
Chris grabs Maki, but before he puts her in the cage, Maki kicks Chris in his balls, making him squeal and fall down.
Maki: Do you want to die?
Chris: No, I want to win! There’s a difference!
Maki: Forget this. I can clearly see that coming here was a mistake.
Maki runs off.
Lucy: And with that, another opportunity for change has been squandered. We will always forever continue the same routine over and over again… Also, seriously guys?! You didn’t give me a chance to attack!
Wyldstyle: If you wanted to attack you should have done it while you had the chance!
Lucy: You didn’t attack either!
While Maki is running, she steps on a LEGO brick bringing pain onto her foot.
Maki: Ow!
Wyldstyle: I did, I just bring out my attacks in secret.
Sonic: Honestly you seemed like the kind of rebel who would go against Maverick and not fight.
Wyldstyle: I am. But I also don’t think we should let someone who’s as untrustworthy as her run free.
Sonic: True. Anyway, first one to Maki is the champion!
Everyone runs up to Maki, although Sonic gets there first for obvious reasons. However, when he reaches where Maki was, she’s mysteriously gone.
Sonic: She was right here! I thought your brick would slow her down!
Wyldstyle: It did! That trick always works!
Morty: Maybe it has to do with the smoke coming from over there.
It turns out that Maki is running in the smoke, alongside Perry, who created the smoke with a smoke bomb.
Perry: (Chitters the others goodbye)
Goomba: Perry! You are not going to stop our easy win!
Luz: Why do you even want this win?!
Goomba: Look, I never had any wins in my old life, okay!
Maki: Your platypus friend is the only one with a sliver of practicality around here. Goodbye.
Chris: Osma, throw a fish bowl or something!
Osma: Why would you assume I have a fish bowl!?
Chris: Aren’t you, like, the fish lady?! Isn’t that your gimmick?!
Osma: That’s not all I am! Anyway, eat fish food Maki!
Osma throws some fish food. It doesn’t come close to Maki.
Chris: Snow White, you don’t seem as useless! Do something!
Snow White: But Maki seems more innocent than Maverick!
Chris: Ramune? Junko?
Rowley: They’ve gone missing Mr. McLean.
Chris: Great! Just great! I’m not the one who’s supposed to do all the work! You do something Rowley!
Rowley: Uh… Maki scares me. I think I’m going to go play with Snow White.
Snow White: Yes! Let us play together!
Chris: I’m done! I’m gonna find a hot tub to relax in. There’s probably one somewhere. Call me if Junko or Ramune appear, they’re the only useful and interesting people on the team.
Cut to Maki, who’s running with Perry protecting her. Luz, Anne, and Pacifica come to help them.
Maki: You three. You’ve come to your senses as well?
Pacifica: We’re probably the only ones here with any senses.
Anne: Look, Maki, it’s clear you want to help us. There’s no reason for us to stop that.
Maki: Heh… I’m glad you’ve finally realized that. If only the others could see how much danger they’re really in.
Junko makes a surprise attack in front of them, alongside Mr. Snake interestingly enough.
Junko: (Now in stoic mode) When you think you have hope that someone will help you, that hope will always be squandered thanks to their betrayal. Stop bothering with this pest.
Maki: …
Maki swings her dagger and almost decapitates Junko, but Junko ducks. Before she can escape though, Luz uses an ice glyph to hit Junko’s… you know, before trapping her with a plant glyph. Maki grabs Mr. Snake in a choke-hold.
Maki: Do you want to die?
Mr. Snake: No, I want to warn my teammates that you shouldn’t be trusted! You’re proving my point quite well actually.
Luz: Aww… you do care!
Mr. Snake: Look, this is just for the safety of the team, nothing big.
Anne: Looking out for others? That kinda shows that you care.
Mr. Snake: No! I just can’t work with a team working with the enemy! That’s all! Now stop working with this crazy girl!
Pacifica: Says the one who worked with Junko to surprise attack us.
Mr. Snake: I only worked with her for convenience! This is you guys actually believing that Maki’s our ally!
Maki: So you’re not on anyone’s side? Then I have a proper excuse to kill you.
Luz: Wait, Maki no!
She snaps Mr. Snake’s neck.
Junko: (Now in teddy bear mode) Puhuhu! This is the person you allied with! The one who murdered your friend! She won’t help you! No one will help you! Just give up!
Luz: Do you really think I’m just going to give up?! Do you actually believe that after all I did, I’m just going to let it be! That I’m just going to live with my mistakes instead of trying to fix them?! Because you’re wrong!
Luz uses another plant glyph to… suffocate Junko to death.
Anne: Luz… why did you do that?!
Luz: She deserved it, Anne. She deserved it.
Confessional:
Anne: Don’t mind me, just gonna stay here because otherwise I’d go crazy like everyone else! Maybe I can finally finish that complicated jigsaw puzzle that I never get around to without getting constantly distracted by the problems of life!
Confessional Ends
Pacifica: Now if you excuse me, I’m joining Anne-
Luz: No! I’m not losing anyone else…
Pacifica: Fine, fine. Just don’t kill me like you did with Junko. Is Perry even still with us?
Perry: 👍
Luz: Good. Maki, we can still trust you… right?
Maki: Yes, you can trust me. I won’t hurt you as long as you’re against Maverick.
Luz: I hope I’m not making another horrible mistake…
Soon enough, Wyldstyle comes, riding a motorcycle that she made herself, alongside a big hammer that she also made herself.
Wyldstyle: You’re not getting away with anything!
Right before she smashes Maki’s leg with the hammer, Pacifica trips her motorcycle with her foot. Pacifica then picks up the minifigure.
Pacifica: How cute it is that you really thought you could have taken us down.
Wyldstyle: Put me down!
Pacifica: But I kind of like towering over you like this…
Wyldstyle: You do know that this is disrespectful to all LEGOkind, right?!
Pacifica: It’s also disrespectful to let you get such an easy win.
Luz: Wow. What a surprisingly little threat she turned out to be.
Wyldstyle: Perry! Free me from this!
Perry: (Chitters in annoyance.)
Perry frees Wyldstyle from Pacifica’s grasp, and puts her under his hat.
Wyldstyle: At least this is less embarrassing…
Luz: Wait, guys, where’s Maki?
Wyldstyle: Oh yeah, this was all a distraction. Can’t believe you guys forgot that we have someone like Sonic.
Luz: Rats!
We cut to Sonic, who has Maki over his shoulder.
Sonic: How does it feel like to get outsmarted by us?!
Maki: Let go of me this instant!
Sonic: Why can’t I wait and let you go when you’re in the cage?
Maki: Because if I’m trapped in the cage, then I can’t free you all.
Sonic: I can free myself whenever I want. Plus, Maverick will bring us all home when the game ends anyway. So there’s no reason for me to not catch you Maki! …Maki?
Maki has escaped Sonic’s grasp and is now out of sight.
Goomba: Sonic! There you are! Where’s Maki?
Sonic: I… lost her.
Goomba: YOU WHAT?! AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL ONE ON THE TEAM!
Sonic: It’s not like we lost the challenge! We’ll get her!
Goomba: Even with half the team out of the count?! Perry’s a traitor, Wyldstyle has been captured by the traitor, and Cat In The Hat’s wasting his time playing catch with the kids!
Cut to Cat In The Hat wasting his time playing catch with the kids.
Rowley: Why can’t the game be this easy and fun?
Cat In The Hat: Sometimes the game and life isn’t fair, but we can still have fun as long as we take care!
Snow White: Oh Cat, what wise words!
Rowley: How do you stay this positive despite what happened to your hand?
Cat In The Hat: I- IS THAT MAKI RUNNING BY?! SHE DESTROYED MY POOR HAND OH WHY?! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE BY CAPTURING HER! THEN SOON SHE SHALL BE PUNISHED IN THE WAY I PREFER!
The Cat In The Hat runs off. The camera turns to reveal Undyne, who was playing too, for some reason.
Undyne: Finally, some actual action!
She also runs off.
Snow White: So, it is just the two of us then!
We cut to Some Dumb Accidental Name, who are planning their next move.
Vector: Are you sure that I can’t just attack her on my own! She’ll have no chance.
Peacemaker: No you fucking idiot! Unless you have a death wish! I say we jump her.
Captain America: I still don’t know why we’re doing this. Why are we supporting the triangle demon who kidnapped us from our worlds over the girl trying to help us?
Peacemaker: Because we want to win, duh!
Captain America: Don’t you all want to return home?
Vector: I was stuck on the moon! This is way better!
Morty: I do multiverse shit like this all the time. Plus, it’s rare to see a Morty solo adventure, so I take what I get.
Captain America: What about… what’s your real name again Peacemaker.
Peacemaker: I’m not telling you because I feel like it.
Captain America: Fine. What about you, Peacemaker?
Peacemaker grimaces, clearly uncomfortable about the question.
Peacemaker: I also won’t talk about it because I feel like it.
Captain America: So you’re not going to open up at all?
Peacemaker: Nope. You’re getting nothing from me.
Captain America: Alright then. I guess we’re doing this.
Morty: Guys! She’s here!
Maki, being chased by Cat In The Hat and Undyne, is indeed headed towards Cap, Peacemaker, Morty, and Vector.
Vector: Time to jump! Complete with my jumpsuit!
Peacemaker: Your ridiculous looking jumpsuit, that is.
Vector: Hey! It’s distinguished!
Captain America: Guys! Focus!
Maki gets to where the guys are, and they…
Peacemaker: Jump her!
Yeah. They do what he just said.
Undyne: Hey, she’s mine!
Cat In The Hat: Don’t forget me! I’m also after her, you see?
Goomba and Sonic arrive.
Sonic: Wait, you guys are actually fighting now?
Undyne: Of course I am! I only played with them because I was bored!
Cat In The Hat: And I played because I actually wanted to! Until I found a way to avenge my hand, then I had something else to do!
Sonic: Alright! The Secret Agent Platypuses are back together! Well, ⅔ of the Secret Agent Platypuses, at least.
Goomba: Charge them!
Lucy: Wait!
Yep, Lucy and Berdly have also arrived.
Lucy: I still haven’t been able to attack Maki! I’m not letting you stop me from missing my chance again!
Lucy also joins the fight.
Berdly: Just so you know, I’m not joining the fight. Not because I’m scared, but because I’ll look unique and different for doing so. That’s all.
Lucy: Are you a chicken?
Berdly: How dare you! I am not a chicken! I am an avian! And also a valiant warrior of brave intelligence!
Lucy: You’re a chicken if you don’t fight!
Berdly: We’ll see about that!
Berdly also joins the fight.
Confessional:
Berdly: Look, it was the only way for Lucy to not think of me as a chicken. You Simpletons do not know the lengths people will go to in order to prove that they are not a chicken.
Anne: (In the background) You know, Lucy’s just doing that to make you mad.
Berdly: I don’t care. I’m fighting.
Anne: Then why are you here?
Berdly: Why are you here?
Anne: To finally complete my masterpiece!
Anne’s “masterpiece”, a half finished koala themed jigsaw puzzle on the floor, is also seen in the background.
Berdly: Huh.
Anne: That’s it? I thought dudes like you would be more into stuff like this.
Berdly: (He shrugs) Anyway, I’m off to be the true warrior that I always was!
Berdly runs off, unknowingly ruining Anne’s puzzle.
Anne: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Confessional Ends
Soon, Luz, Pacifica, Perry, and Wyldstyle (still in Perry’s hat) find the others in their commotion.
Luz: Stop! You guys don’t even know what you’re doing!
Pacifica: Ugh, it’s like their only language is fighting.
Luz: Then we must go to speak that language!
Luz drags Pacifica into the fight.
Wyldstyle: So… we’re joining the fighting now, right?
Perry: (Shrugs)
Perry has also joined the fight. Oh, and also Wyldstyle technically. Even though she’s in Perry’s hat and can’t do anything.
Osma: I’m here! And I think we’re fighting now.
Oh yeah, and Osma’s here. She starts fighting as well.
Confessional:
Chris: I never found a hot tub! What host of a show like this doesn’t have a hot tub?! The host isn’t even here! You know what? I’ll host that fight outside! Because, let’s be honest, I’m probably the superior host!
As Chris talks, he stomps his feet, ruining Anne’s puzzle once more.
Anne: WHY CHRIS?! WHY?!
Chris: Because stomping my foot adds more emphasis to my anger.
Confessional Ends
Chris: And the fight rages on! Sonic’s looking like he’s bringing out the most damage with his lightning speed! Although Luz’s glyphs are powerful, and are also giving the other contestants quite a bit of pain. And is that Lucy breaking Morty’s back with a football? Impressive! What’s not impressive is, of course, the only member of my team, with Osma out here getting destroyed by Vector of all people. Ironic that she’s getting her leg eaten by a piranha, considering how she’s the fish lady!
Maverick teleports in the room.
Maverick: Chris, what are you doing?
Chris: I'm acting as the host! The host with the most!
Maverick: Chris, being the host is my job.
Chris: Even though you weren’t here for like, half the episode?
Maverick: I was hiding from an assassin!
Chris: You’re immortal, dude. You don’t need to hide.
Maverick: Oh yeah that’s right. I swear, the Wolf has been getting in my head too much lately. In that case, I’ll take your hosting duties Mr. McLean!
Chris: What?! You can’t do this to me!
Maverick: Oh yes I can!
Osma: Hey Chris! Maybe you could actually give our team another member of the fight-
A shot from above hits Osma, freezing her solid.
Berdly: Why does someone getting frozen give me a bad feeling-
Berdly is also frozen. More shots come in, freezing the other contestants.
Maverick: It looks like a competitor from above comes in to take the competition by storm! And by storm, I mean an ice storm!
Chris: Ice storm? Seriously?
The freeze shots keep on coming, before every contestant in that fight is frozen. The competitor who froze everyone comes down, revealing themself to be…
Maverick: Ramune!
Ramune: Yes! I’m the vicious killer from above! And I did it without any of you!
Chris: This is exactly you’re one of the only 3 actual good players on our team.
Ramune: Obviously! I am number one, despite what all my doubters think! You hear that Volo?
Volo: (From the loudspeakers) Yes, I hear you loud and clear. And I still despise you.
Ramune: It doesn’t matter! What matters is that I’m the winner!
Chris: Wait, you could have hosted from the loudspeakers? Now you have no excuse!
Maverick: I do have an excuse!
Chris: That being?
Maverick: I’m super lazy!
Chris: Fair enough.
Ramune: Now, it is time for me to claim my rightful victory! Wait, where’s Maki?
Maverick: Did she actually escape?!
Ramune: Does that mean I don’t win?!
Maverick: I guess so.
Ramune: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
We cut to Maki, having escaped.
Maki: Screw this, these contestants are insane. It’s not worth it trying to save them.
Maki pulls out a small, green, circular glass pane and is about to escape, before…
Snow White: You know, I’ve always been so lonely for the longest time…
Rowley: How?! You’re so nice! Everyone would want to be friends with you!
Snow White: I was always stuck at home. Every other princess went on these amazing adventures and found such beautiful love, and I always wanted that… but now I have the dwarves! And you! I’m not alone anymore! I get to do things now! I’m so glad and grateful for our time together.
Rowley: It’s always nice to have friends!
Rowley throws the ball, but it misses Snow White, instead hitting Maki’s head, knocking her out unconscious.
Rowley: Zoo-Wee-Mama! Did I just hit that killer girl we were supposed to catch?
Snow White: I think you did! Rowley! You did it! We will be able to win now!
Rowley: We can win now! Let’s do this!
Rowley and Snow White bring Maki’s body back to the area where the cage is.
Ramune: What the fuck?!
Chris: How?! Literally how?!
Rowley: With the power of friendship!
Chris: Look, you may have won the challenge for us, somehow, but you’re still uncomfortably annoying and lame.
Rowley and Snow White throw Maki onto the cage.
Maverick: And in a surprise twist, Rowley and Snow White win their team the challenge!
Ramune: NOOOOOO!!!! NO! NO! NO!
Snow White: What’s wrong Ramune? We won, you should be happy.
Ramune: But that was supposed to be my win!
Snow White: You froze the others though, so you still helped in the end!
Ramune: But I was supposed to win solo! To prove how much of a threat I am! You lied to me earlier Rowley! You are a traitor! You stole my chance!
Rowley: I’m sorry Ramune! I really am!
Ramune: …We won. So it’s still a W for me. I’ll take it.
Rowley: Phew! I’m glad you forgave me.
Confessional:
Ramune goes crazy wrecking the entire Confessional room.
Ramune: Don’t mind me, just letting out my inner destructive rage and anger.
As it turns out, Anne’s puzzle is ruined by Ramune’s rampage.
Anne: …(Sighs) I guess it was never meant to be.
Confessional Ends
We return to the stage with a cage, with everyone unfrozen and revived.
Captain America: If I had a nickel every time I was frozen in ice…
Morty: Yeah, yeah, you’d only have two and that’s weird, blah, blah, blah.
Captain America: No, I was going to say that’s it’s weird that it happened three times.
Morty: SINCE WHEN WAS THERE ANOTHER TIME?!
Maverick: A Bunch Of Losers With Nothing But Despair, as the winners of the challenge, you get to choose who goes up for elimination! Who do you choose?
Junko: (Now in analytical mode) We choose Secret Agent Platypuses. They have the most members other than us after all.
Goomba: NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY MUST GOOMBAS NEVER GET THE VICTORIES THEY DESERVE?!
Confessional:
Junko: To be honest, I actually chose them because I knew that Goomba would have incredible despair if they did. I would never pass up an opportunity like that.
Confessional Ends
Maverick: Viewers! Vote for Sonic, Goomba, Wyldstyle, Undyne, The Cat In The Cat, or Perry for elimination down below!
VOTING IS CLOSED
Maverick: Now, to question Maki…
Peacemaker: Wait, she’s alive?
Peacemaker shoots Maki’s body, killing her.
Maverick: Hey! I was going to question her!
Peacemaker: She caused a lot of chaos! She completely disturbed the peace! She’s better off dead!
Maverick: Honestly… fair enough.
We cut to Volo, who enters a mysterious underground basement. He meets up with a mystery partner, who I won’t reveal because of buildup and such.
Volo: Maverick is under suspicion. Now all the villainy we pull off can be blamed on him. Our takeover will be ready soon.
???: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together…