I wish british ppl were real 😔
Hobie Headcanons!!!!
SFW
-Loves hugs, kisses, cuddles, etc. Hes probs very touchy in any kind of relationship
-If you were trans, Hobie would totally kiss your scars and just be like "so kickass" whenever he saw them
-Does not believe in love at first sight shit but feels like he might change his mind when he met you
-Quality time is his love language, but so is song writing so dont be surprised if he breaks into your home just to play you a song :)
-Loves to let you do his makeup/nails
-Despite everything he's gone through, hes probably the most loving in your guys' relationship and will just melt in your general presence like <33
-LOVES when you both see eye to eye in beliefs like "fuck the government!!!" ":0 omg I agree????"
-god he is so easily convinced on things bc
little thing based off of these hcs
You just got home, feet aching as you threw yourself on the couch. Your job worked you until you were drained, hair effectively messy with how much you were messing with it during the day. All you wanted to do was fall asleep in the comfort of your old couch, but your boyfriend had other plans. "Hey." "Mm." You mumbled, turning on your side, a soft smile on your face as Hobie gave you an awkward hug.
NSFW😨😨😨😨
-TOTALLY takes it like 🥵🥵🥵
-loves messes even though he's always tired('hero' work)
-VERY into somnophilia but both of you better consent beforehand AND talk abt it
-has considered getting a dick piercing despite him never exactly topping
-very bad oral fixation like it's ridiculous.
-probably into choking????
-would totally not mind if you managed to break his choker
-submissive as hell
-does not prefer to take control in the bedroom like come on???
-doesnt frequent topping
-is very inconsistent in everything, which obviously translates to "while he is heavily submissive, he changes that shit up every day like be prepared."
-the only consistent thing is his love for getting his thighs, mouth, or ass fucked bc I believe in a world where Hobie is a sub and a bottom 😣
hc writing time
It was one of those nights where Hobie's busy life slowed down and let him rest, preferably in your arms. He didn't mind waking up next to you, loving the way your breath hit his neck as you nuzzled up to him, or how your cock was sandwiched between his barely covered thighs. Yeah, definitely his favourite way to wake up.