The Slut vs. 50 dollars
Carol and Tony race each other going back to the Avengers tower and both land in the garage where the other avengers are waiting for them. The Avengers heard them arguing about HOTD.
"Hey! Don't spoil HOTD at me! I haven't watched that yet!" Tony whined at Carol.
"I'm not sorry if you haven't watched the House of the Dragons yet, it's not my fault you do science first before watching your favorite show," Carol said to him.
"As if you watch first before doing superhero-ing? Tony trying to smart-mock back to her.
"Yes! and nobody comes out alive when somebody tried to get in between me and my T.V./Movie time except if your name is Steve Rogers and you've got a disastrous date in the evening," Carol said and Steve heard it.
"Hey! We talk about this!"
"Sorry!" She said to Steve and looked back to Tony, "Now that I'm sorry for," then Cap came and the others trying to listen to their conversations.
"Okay, that's intriguing," Tony said, "Say this, I'll give you fifty bucks, and tell me the whole story," Tony said and Steve rolled his eyes.
"50 bucks!!!" Carol said offended by the offer, " 50 bucks! What do you think of me a CHEAP-ASS HOE! Tony, I'm the QUEEN OF ALL SLUTS AND BITCHES! My worth is at least two billionaire sugar daddies," Carol said in the flirtiest voice she ever did in her entire life.
Everyone was gagged and some of them like Hawkeye and Wolverine rolled one the floor laughing at their ass.
"Well, Thor and I can be your sugar daddies," Tony said while flirting out with Carol and the Avengers laugh out loud.
"You really want to know the story so badly; you call yourself old..." Carol said with every laugh between her words.
"I had the card. I use it!" Tony exclaims hugging Carol from behind.
"I had nothing to do with these, I swear." Thor said on a camera who shaking from laughing.
The Camera was Kate Bishop who is the new trainer for the Young Avengers, and she caught this whole conversation to show the world that every now and then Avengers have a good life to joke about.