Chapter 3
Derek: I am 5 seconds from committing homicide.
Steve: Please don't. Why are you feeling this way?
Derek: Because my exes won't leave my gay ass alone.
Bucky: Is it the one that kills people for money?
Stiles: If these bitches don't fucking leave I will personally make sure they end up SIX FEET UNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony: Ummm?
Derek: Both of my exes that are still living are basically following me and Stiles. One of them is the bitch that manipulated me to kill my family and the other is the mercenary.
Clint: How did your family die?
Derek: Look up the Hale Fire in Beacon Hills.
Sam: I just did and Holy Shit. You poor poor soul.
Derek: Yup. My life sucks. The only good thing is Stiles.
Bucky: Awww that's sweet. I felt the same way with Steve until I found Stiles again and they became the only good things in my life.
Steve: Awwww Buck.
Nat: I am on my way to assassinate them as ordered by Nick Fury himself.
Derek: Thank you and thank Nick Fury for me as well.
Clint: He says no problem. He says he'd do anything for his favorite person and his friends.
Stiles: There is no way I am his favorite person.
Bruce: You are his favorite person. You are literally the only person allowed to call him Nick. Everyone else has to call him Fury or Director.
Stiles: Oh.
Scoot: This is so awesome.
Peter: Sorry I'm late. I was a little busy.
Shuri: Busy fucking Wade. 😏😏😉😉
Peter: Shuri shut the hell up.
Nat: I just landed and I am on the hunt.
Stiles: Try the woods behind the loft. I sent you the address in a private message.
Nat: Alright thanks.
Peter: So when is the next time you are coming to New York Sti?
Stiles: Next week and I am bringing Derek. We will be staying for a while though. There is a house that Derek and I have been looking at and we just got a call that it is ours so we are going to sign the papers and start filling it with furniture and other stuff.
Bucky: Are you moving here?
Stiles: Eventually yes. We bought a house in Brooklyn.
Steve: You can afford a house in Brooklyn?
Derek: Yes and I also have a small surprise for you and your husband.
Bucky: What is it?
Derek: I bought the Apartment building that you and Mr. Rodgers- Barnes used to live in before you went to the war and your exact apartment is vacant and it's all yours for free.
Steve: Oh My. Thank you so much, Derek.
Bucky: Yes, thank you. I have thought about that apartment ever since I got my memories back.
Derek: You're welcome.
Sam: That was really sweet of you.
Stiles: Anything for the best dad ever.
Bucky: Awwwww.