Chapter 4
Bucky: It should feel weird to be back in an apartment that I haven't been to since the 1940s but honestly it just feels like home.
Steve: I was literally thinking the same thing. Like I went for a walk today and I found the alley where I was getting my ass kicked in before Bucky showed up the day he left for the war for the last time. I was so skinny and I was using a trash can lid as a shield.
Tony: What the actual fuck?
Bucky: I remember that. We then went on a double date to the Howard Stark Expo and I ended up with both women while Steve was walking behind us. Thank God I can finally be openly gay bc that was so fucking painful.
Peter: Did Cap's date, not like him?
Stiles: well here is what Steve looked like before the serum
Insert picture of pre-serum Steve Rogers
Peter: He looks 12.
Steve: I was 18.
Derek: Definitely did not laugh.
Stiles: Bitch Shut the fuck up yes you did.
Shuri: If this mother fucker does not stop I am slicing his head off.
Scoot: Um what?
Shuri: Peter Hale.
Derek: What did the fucker do now?
Shuri: The mother fucker killed two of Bucky's goats.
Bucky: Nooooooo. Which two?
Shuri: Astrid and Sarah.
Bucky: THAT MOTHER FUCKER KILLED MY TWO BABIES. HE IS DEAD. I AM GONNA TEAR HIS HEAD FROM HIS BODY. HE KILLED MY BABY THAT I NAMED AFTER MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.
Derek: Do it. Please do it.
Steve: I would stop you but this dude sounds like a problem.
Stiles: Do it.
Shuri: Sending a jet now.
Bucky: Getting ready.
Scoot: Wow.
Sam: This is intense.
Stephen: I have a better idea.
Tony: Oh?
Peter: What is this idea?
Stephen: Make him relive his worst traumatic moment over and over again.
Derek: That sounds like an amazing idea and I know just the moment to make him relive.
Natasha: And what moment is that?
Derek: The Hale fire. He was the only survivor other than my little sister Cora. Me and my older sister Laura were at school bc I had basketball practice late and Laura was my ride home.
Sam: Damn.
Bucky: DO IT!
Stephen: Alright so I will go to Wakanda instead of Bucky and send him into a time loop although to us it will appear as if he is in a coma.
Derek: Sweet.
Stiles: Sounds perfect.
Bucky: I am okay with that.
Steve: As am I.
Stephen: Ok then it is settled.
Shuri: Great.
Bucky: Actually I wanna go so that I can make a grave for my two precious babies.
Steve: I'll go as well.
Stiles: So will me and Derek.
Bucky: Thank you, guys.
Stiles: Anything for you Dad.
Steve: I'll be with you till the end of the line. Remember?
Bucky: I remember.
Scoot: That is adorable.
Scoot: Sorry Lydia was reading over my shoulder and stole my phone to type that.
Stiles: Typical Lyds.
Stiles added Lydia to the group chat
Lydia: Stiles?
Stiles: So that you don't have to steal Scott's phone again.
Lydia: Why thank you.
Clint: Hello.
Lydia: OMG Ally is never gonna believe that I'm in a group chat with the Hawkeye.
Scoot: Ally already knows I told her as soon as I was added. She made me promise to take her with me if I ever go to New York just so that she could meet him.
Clint: It feels weird having a fan tbh.
Scoot: She loves archery and her dream is to learn from you so that she too will never miss.
Clint: Wow. I would love to meet her and see her skills.
Lydia: Three plane tickets booked.
Derek: Why three?
Lydia: Me, Ally, and Scott obviously.
Stiles: You do realize that Derek and I won't be there right?
Lydia: Yes I realize that.
Scoot: Well I still get to meet my two favorite Avengers.
Peter: Which are?
Scoot: Black Widow and Hulk.
Nat: Awwww.
Bruce: I am honestly shocked that I would be someone's favorite.
Stiles: My favorites are Captain America and Iron Man.
Tony: Why thank you.
Stiles: 😊😊😁😁