Tony being nice ???
tones: so I might need to apologise
nat: for what
tones: for being such a bad and annoying person lately
deafguy: tf is happening
greenguy: IDK
TONY ARE U OK
tones: yeah ???
nat: I feel like Pepper made him say that
tones: totally not ???
nat: yup, it was Pepper
archer: HELP
nat: btw before I forget abt it
I’m taking on week off next week
tones: w h a t
why?
nat: why do u need to know
tones: I don’t
but I want to :D
nat: so !?
tones: Will u tell me :1 ?
nat: definitely not
tones: :’(
nat: do u guys alr know what to cook while I’m away
and who’s doing all my tasks around the hq
tones: nah
I’ll do it later
nat: now.
tones: but I wanna watch himym rn
nat: should I repeat myself
tones: NOPE MA’AM
greenguy: ok, so I could cook and do the paperwork preparation for upcoming missions
archer: then I’ll do the mission reports and the following presentations
nat: since Cap and Thor are away on missions that leaves Stark with cleaning our fight equipment and cleaning the gym floor
tones: WHY DO I HAVE TO DO SM ????
nat: cause u suck
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tones: bored , can we play truth or dare
archer: HELL YEAH
greenguy: sure ig
nat: I’ll join later
tones: ok, Barton truth or dare
archer: DARE FOR SURE
tones: I dare u to steal smth from Nats apartment
archer: DUDE , U WANNA GET ME KILLED ???
tones: rules are rules
archer: ok bet.
*sends photo with Natasha’s Widowbites*
tones: w h a t
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
archer: ok, truth or dare, banner ?
greenguy: truth
archer: where do you always disappear when you’re not here
greenguy: oh, I usually go to my old house, which I kept after moving into the tower
archer: man, I was hoping it would be more exciting :(
greenguy: :)
Tony, truth or dare
tones: dare ofc
greenguy: I dare u to paint Nats door dark red
tones: WHAT
NO
PLS NO
SHE’LL KILL ME
PLLLSSSSS
greenguy: do it
tones: *sends photo of a dark red door*
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nat: so, I’m back, anyone still up for a round
also where are my widowbites and why’s my door red
…………….
nvm, Tony and Clint, you’re dead :)
tones: AHHHHHH PLS DONT KILL ME
also Nat it’s 4am
nat: so ???!!?
tones: fine. Truth or dare
nat: truth
tones: where do you always go
nat: that’s classified.
tones: how many hours did u sleep this week ?
nat: nvm I choose dare
tones: I dare u to go to sleep
nat: no
tones: rules are rules
nat: I don’t like this game :(
tones: :)
nat: stfu
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* time skip to after catws brought to you by Loki *
tones: so widow, how is it being an ex-fugitive
nat: kys
cap: that is not nice
apologize to Tony now
nat: kys 2
archer: wow that bad
nat: u have no idea
archer: is it cause no M
nat: kys 3
archer: :(
so Im right
tones: who or what is M
I STILL WANNA KNOW
nat: no
tones: pllllssss tell me
nat: never
• pulls out knife to stab you •
tones: nooooooo
• runs away •
Ngl I kind of missed your murderous presence
archer: awwwww
greenguy: stark going soft fr
tones: stfu green bean
cap: LANGUAGE
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nat: anyone else finding Halloween weird?
Like I love it, it’s like my fav holiday but the concept is kind of weird Ngl
archer: elaborate pls
nat: so what’s exactly the point of dressing up and pretending to be someone you’re not ?! Like be yourself and rob a candy store
tones: coming from a super spy
nat: die
tones: :(
nat: anyway does anyone want to have a Halloween town marathon with me, before watching all scream movies the next day
tones: w h a t
cap: what are these
nat: YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HALLOWEEN TOWN NOR SCREAM ?!?
tones: neither did I
greenguy: same
archer: oh no
tones: ?
nat: THATS IT
YOURE ALL WATCHING THEM WITH ME
IM GONNA BUY SNACKS
tones: wth did I just witness
archer: you all just confessed that you’ve never seen either of her fav movie series
have fun with scream tho
( I find it too scary )
nat: ur just a pussy
cap: LANGUAGE
nat: stfu grandpa
tones: BAHAHAHAHA
nat: also I’ll invite Hill
tones: :(
nat: :)
Tony invite Pepper
tones: yay
* nat adds Maria and Peps *
nat: we’re having movie night and ur invited
maria: is it Halloween Town ?
nat: yes
maria: and scream
nat: yup
maria: called it
peps: we’ll be happy to join
nat: yay