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Chapter 7

tones: somehow I expected Halloween Town to be a scary movie series and not some random ass children shit

nat: u wanna repeat that :)

tones: no ma’am

maria: lmaaaooo

archer: have fun with Scream tmr

tones: why are u even scared

archer: they’re terrifying

tones: imagine getting scared by a movie

peps: Tony………

greenguy: exposed

tones: in my defence CORALINE shouldn’t be a children’s movie

archer: DUDE RLLY ???!?
Not even I got scared by it

nat:……….

archer: ok maybe a bit

greenguy: lmaaaooo couldn’t be me

nat: u sure :)

greenguy: yup

nat: THEN WHATS THIS RECORDING
*video of Bruce screaming at the Tv*

greenguy: THAT WAS CGI
REPLAY THAT

nat:……
I’m surrounded by idiots

maria: real

peps: agreed

tones: how dare u betray me like that
MY OWN GIRLFRIEND

peps: babe ily but u deserve this

archer: BAHAHAHSHAD

nat: imagine having gotten betrayed by ur girlfriend like that

tones: stfu u don’t even have a bf

nat: that’s true
BECAUSE WE’RE MARRIED BITCH

cap: LANGUAGE

tones: GIRL SHUT UR GOOFY ASS UP
WE ALL KNOW UR LYING

nat: kys

tones: SEEE
UR NOT EVEN DENYING IT

archer: tony stop

tones: NO
IM TIRED OF THIS MF ALWAYS PRETENDING TO BE MARRIED WHEN SHE CLEARLY ISNT

nat: Stark…….

tones: like how come we’ve never met him or seen u with anyone that could be ur husband hm

nat: has it ever occurred to you that I’m telling the truth

tones: I ain’t falling for this
Bet 10000$ for nat is lying

nat: like srs ?

maria: stark
I’m afraid I have some bad news then

tones: huh

maria: I was at their wedding

tones: HUH
WHAT

nat: pay up stark

tones: COULDNT U HAVE YOLD ME THAT EARLIER
FUCK U MARIA

cap: LANGUAGE

nat: ANTHONY U ARE SO DEAD

archer: did he just—

greenguy: yes, yes he did

tones: wdym

archer: run

greenguy: Itsy Bitsy Spider is about to get

tones: sorry who?

archer: Nat.

tones: AAAHHHAAHHHA

maria: y’all he’s hiding in cap apartment

tones: BITCH
*SNITCH

cap: why is Romanoff chasing Stark with a katana

archer: lmaaaoooooo

maria: CRYING

tones: stfu this is all ur fault

cap: how are you texting while running

archer: fr tho

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