Tony being undercover
tones: guuyyyysss it’s so boring
like i can’t even annoy Nat cause she’s once again not here
deafguy: yeah so be quiet
I’m enjoying the silence rn
tones: where even is she
she’s disappearing more often recently
deafguy: not ur business and yk it
tones: still I wanna know
greenguy: it’s prob best to respect her privacy
deafguy: SEE THANK YOU
tones: but that’s just boring
cap: you should to something active then
tones: ykw I’ll do something active
greenguy: should we be concerned
deafguy: prob
It’s Tony after all
tones: Dw I’m just gonna try and find her social media
deafguy: u alr have hers
tones: not the official one, i need the private, secret one
deafguy: u won’t stop, right
tones: nope
deafguy: then u got 4 hours then she’s back
tones: so you do know what she’s doing rn
greenguy: how are u even gonna find her account
tones: by hacking her computer ofc
deafguy: haha good luck with that
gonna walk around the streets, bye
cap: have fun
greenguy: help
cap: ?
greenguy: nvm
tones: NO
SHE PUT A SAFETY VIRUS THERE
now she’s the one hacking me
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
greenguy: L
and you’re supposed to be a genius
u just got outsmarted by an assassin
tones: stfu and help me if u also want ur computer to be fine
greenguy: WHAT OMW
Nat is purely evil rn, NOT MY COMPUTERS
tones: jk it’s only mine
but it was fun seeing Banner run up here and fix the virus.
greenguy: never ever try to hack nats computer again
pls
never do that
deafguy: lmaaaooo
I warned ya
Respect her privacy or die
Anyway should I cook today
tones: yes pls
cap: sure
greenguy: nice
deafguy: ok, wby ? Nat , Thor
thor: I’ll be staying at Asgard for some time
murderchild: I’ll run later so don’t wait
deafguy: haha that rhymes
murderchild: sometimes I wonder why I’m friends with u.
deafguy: because u love me
murderchild: yup, that’s definitely not the reason
deafguy: :’(
murderchild: :)
btw tony.
tones: yes
murderchild: never ever try to hack my computer again or you’ll regret it :)
tones: yup, still scary as fuck
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tones: I still wanna know where Nat always disappears to
no one else curious
deafguy: nope
tones: u prob know
WAIT do you know ?!??!
deafguy: yup ofc
tones: then maybe you’ll tell me :)
deafguy: nope, not wanna become the deadguy
tones: PLLLLEEEAAAAASSSEEE
deafguy: no
greenguy: pls just drop it
tones: don’t u wanna know
greenguy: yes, but if it’s a secret then it’s one
tones: bet she already told u
greenguy: why would she even do that
tones: well
deafguy don’t say it
tones: :(
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tones: Romanoff
it’s time for the big question
murderchild: ???
tones: are u and Bruce secretly fucking
murderchild: IMSORRYWHAT
greenguy: wtf, I’m like 15 years older ?????
tones: nah you aren’t
murderchild: stark how old do u think I am……
tones: like 32/33
murderchild: and how old do you think Bruce is
tones: maybe 37/38
greenguy: so I’m actually 43
murderchild: now guess my acc age
tones: so I’m wrong
greenguy: yes
tones: 31?
murderchild: nope
tones: 30?
greenguy: still incorrect
tones: :(
murderchild: I’ll give u a hint, I still haven’t had my birthday and Banner alr said something that is almost correct.
tones: 29?
murderchild: guess again
tones: 28?
murderchild: after 3rd December, yes
tones: SO YOURE 27 RN
murderchild: ding ding
deafguy: HOW DID U NOT KNOW THEIR AGE GAP
HELP
cap: does anyone wanna spar?
murderchild: sure
tones: you’re not even here???
murderchild: ofc I am, returned two mins ago
tones: how did I not see u
murderchild: I can be quick :)
tones: anyway don’t spar with her, she’ll kill u
cap: I’m a super soldier, I’ll live
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deafguy: I’ll live my ass
* photo of Steve getting beaten by Nat *
tones: BAHAHAHAHA
ohh I’m saving the camera footage of this
deafguy: same