where’s Nat
tones: has anybody seen Nat lately?
like she’s always at the meeting but aside from that
greenguy: nope
maybe cap knows
cap: I don’t either, maybe Clint knows where she is
tones: I’d ask him but it’s his time off and he went on vacation I think?
greenguy: yeah smth about Valencia or so
tones: where even is Valencia
deafguy: it’s in Spain u idiot
cap: LANGUAGE
deafguy: and no tony I won’t tell u where she is, unlike u I respect her privacy
greenguy: enjoy ur vacation
deafguy: sure will
cap: there will be a meeting tomorrow at 6am
tones: why so early :(
cap: because tomorrow will be team training after it
tones: noooooooo can’t we like wait till Barton’s back
cap: no
greenguy: till when will this training last
cap: that you should be asking Natasha since she’s in charge tomorrow
tones: this could not get any worse
murderchild: ;)
tones: update, it just got worse
she’s gonna kill me
cap: Nat please do not kill Tony
murderchild: won’t :)
we’ll be meeting at 5am acc so u better all be there
tones: 5 AM???!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
greenguy: that’s rlly early :(
murderchild: fine 7am
tones: woohooo
murderchild: except for Tony
tones: WHAT no why
murderchild: cause ur annoying and I’m in charge :)
Also I might go out, so someone else needs to make dinner
tones: you’re going out ??!!?
like in a friend fun evening, a date or just alone
murderchild: alone ofc and I’m gonna have LOTS of fun
tones: I don’t like where this is going
greenguy: me neither
tones: Nat what is your definition of fun exactly
Nat?
Natasha?
Natashlie?
Natalie?
where’d she go
help
greenguy: so who’s cooking, cause I’m also alr going out
tones: WAIT U TOO???
*tones has removed murderchild and greenguy from “the avengers”*
deafguy: ???
why
tones: GUYS HEAR ME OUT
WHAT IF BRUCE AND NAT ARE GOING ON A DATE
deafguy: BAHAHAHAHA
wait ur srs ??!!?
help, nah bro
tones: no, but Bruce always blushes around her and is always kind to her
aaaaannnnd Nat doesn’t yell at him
deafguy: help this hilarious
Bruce is not her type, definitely
tones: types can change yk
deafguy: nah dude trust me
cap: I actually think Tony might be onto smth
deafguy: OMG CAP TYPING SMTH
WOOOOHHOOOO
thor: I ALSO SHALL AGREE WITH THE MAN OF IRON
tones: then it’s decided, operation: Brutasha is a go
deafguy: bahahahahaha crying rn
cap: and we do what exactly?
tones: observe them and push them together
cap: I’m in
thor: I ALSO SHALL JOIN THIS OPERATION
deafguy: nah I’m just gonna observe
……………………………………………………………………………………………
* private chat from Hawkguy to gayspider *
H: help Nat im crying
G: why
H: cause Tony’s convinced that u and Bruce r in love
G: help what
H: he literally started operation brutasha
G: imagine his face if he finds out he’s wrong
H: or if he finds out that you’re rlly not straight
G: or that I’m married to someone he knows
H: staying at Maria’s tonight
G: sure will
think they’ll notice if I stay longer than planned
H: yeah, but prob they’ll be to scared to find out
G: yeah, say hi to Laura and Lila for me?
H: yup, Lila’s been missing her favourite aunts
want to visit soon?
G: sure, I’ll ask Masha
gonna make sure that the hq didn’t burn down first tho
H: prob good idea
……………………………………………………………………………………………
* tones added murderchild and greenguy to “the avengers” *
murderchild: what was that even for
tones: nothing, just an accident
murderchild: decided who’s cooking today
cap: not yet but tony and I might walk a little around New York today so we might just get takeout
murderchild: ok, fine by me
don’t expect me to be home so early tho and just go to bed later
tones: yEs mOM
murderchild: call me that again, I dare u.
tones: *runs away*
deafguy: help
greenguy: I’ll be back in a few hours so you guys might see me later :)
murderchild: enjoy ur cinema movie , brucy
tones: OH MY
*tones has removed murderchild and greenguy from “the avengers”*
tones: SHE CALLED HIM BRUCY
SEE
SHE SECRETLY LOVES HIM
THEYRE FUCKING
cap: LANGUAGE
deafguy: dude stop IM CRYING
* tones added murderchild and greenguy to “the avengers” *
……………………………………………………………………………………………
* private chat from Hawkguy to gayspider *
H: you did that on purpose
G: ofc I did
It’s too much fun
H: Tony’s gonna be devastated when he finds out his shipping won’t be real
The way he even got cap on board for that and Thor and apparently Pepper too
G: crying also btw
* sends pic of Liho *
H: AHHHHHHH GET THAT DEVIL OUT OF MY FACE
G: now ur exaggerating
she’s just a cat dude
H: nah she’s evil and hates literally everyone
G: she doesn’t hate Maria ???!!
H: ur wife doesn’t count
G: why not
H: cause she’s your wife
G: ok?
then what about Lila
H: well
Lila is a little cute girl and even the devil wouldn’t hurt that cutie pie
G: why am I friends with u
H: caaaauuussseeee u Love me ?
G: also wanna do smth on the weekend, on Saturday it’s our 10th anniversary of being best friends :)
H: 10 years alr ???!!?
G: yes 10 years since u shot me in the shoulder :)
H: oh c’mon, rlly still mad
G: yes /jk
Anygays I’ll go and cook smth now
H: ok say hi to Maria
G: will do
……………………………………………………………………………………………
tones: so Nat where ur going tonight
murderchild: no of ur business stark
tones: :(
pllllleeeeeeaaaaassssee tell me
murderchild: no
tones: what if you get attacked, how are supposed to save u if we didn’t even know where u were
murderchild: not gonna happen and u know it.
tones: fine
……………………………………………………………………………………………
* private chat from Nat to Masha *
Nat: do you want noodles or curry for dinner?
Masha: I don’t know but I could really eat some ramen rn
Nat: ok then I’ll get ramen, when are you leaving
Masha: when I’m done with paperwork
Nat: Masha.
Masha: idk yet
Nat: then I’ll come over, see u at 8
Masha: ily, ur the best
Nat: ik <3
Masha: <3
Nat: ily too
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tones: I’m bored and can’t sleep, anyone awake rn
greenguy: tony it’s 3am go to sleep, you got training in two hours
tones: sooo ???!!?
Nat hasn’t even returned yet, so she’ll definitely oversleep
murderchild: not gonna happen
tones: omg where r u
murderchild: still not telling you that, see u at 5
you better not be late and bring some running shoes
tones: what
no I thought you were joking
pls lemme train when the others are training
murderchild: nope not chance
tones: plllllleeeaaaaaassseee
murderchild: ykw since ur bored rn why don’t we start in an hour
tones: NO PLS NO
murderchild: nope we’re doing this now
see you soon
……………………………………………………………………………………………
murderchild: * pic of Tony running around the hq *
that’s what he gets for being so annoying
deafguy: bahhahahahaha
crying
stop, I’m saving these
greenguy: you rlly did it at 4am, I could never
murderchild: you’re next Bruce, my dear
greenguy: :(
murderchild: :)