Chapter 1
*the avengers, group was created by betterthanallofu*
murderchild: why
deafguy: idk :D
thor: .
greenguy: this might be a good way to communicate
cap: t h i s i s a b s o l u t e l y c o r r e c t b a n n e r
murderchild: someone pls teach Steve how to type
deafguy: and Thor too :)
murderchild: also Stark ur annoying
and what’s that name anyway
* murderchild changed betterthanallofu to annoying *
annoying: HEY
u do know I’m letting y’all live here for free
I should cut your wifi
murderchild: :) I dare u
deafguy: don’t do it, ur dead
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annoying: has anybody seen Nat
deafguy: nah, y?
annoying: I’m scared she might be onto me rn
think she’s still mad cause I cut her wifi
deafguy: wait, u actually did it ???!!??
Lmaaaooo, ur dead
annoying: I think I heard smth in the vents
send help, she’s gonna murder me
deafguy: bhahahahjhahahahs
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deafguy: btw Tony, Nat’s not even here :)
It was me in the vents
annoying: wait where is she, we’re having a meeting in 5
deafguy: idk prob at the heelicarrier
cap: thank you for informing us!
deafguy: he might text a little old school but he’s making
process, guys :D
greenguy: btw where’s the meeting?
deafguy: idk, meet at the kitchen
greenguy: sure
annoying: ok
cap: that’s acceptable, let’s do that
thor: YES
annoying: also……
* annoying changed their name to tones *
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murderchild: I’m back guys, where are y’all
deafguy: Nat.
It’s 4am. We’re sleeping.
go to sleep. :’)
murderchild: :(
but I’m bored
I’m gonna stalk someone
deafguy: Nat, go to sleep.
murderchild: NEVER
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tones: anyone else worried about Nat stalking someone
deafguy: no
greenguy: yes
cap: it’s quite concerning
thor: NO
murderchild: :)
tones: tbh she always scares me
deafguy: no, not really
greenguy: yes, totally
tones: like fr, Clint ur lying
deafguy: ok, maybe a bit
murderchild: :)
tones: SEEE
EVEN HER SMILEY FACES ARE SCARY
deafguy: ok, now ur exaggerating
murderchild: what’s for dinner guys
greenguy: I think no one has anything planned yet
murderchild: then I’m cooking
tones: she’s totally gonna poison me
cap: that’s most likely not going to happen
murderchild: maybe
I promise no one’s gonna die
tones: u promise?
murderchild: yes :)
tones: I don’t trust u
murderchild: I don’t trust u either
deafguy: :1 damn
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murderchild: has anyone seen Clint
greenguy: no, why
murderchild: I need him RN
Important shit here, tell him it’s bout M
tones: what does M stand for
murderchild: not gonna tell u that
tones: :(
murderchild: :)
tones: anyone else surprised that we didn’t die eating Nats soup
deafguy: no cause I died eating that spicy shit
greenguy: SAME
murderchild: btw found Clint
deafguy: you’re not even with me?????
murderchild: yeah, but I’m where u r
deafguy: HOW
ok, where am I
murderchild: vents above the medbay
deafguy: you’re terrifying
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cap: meeting at 9
deafguy: yay, cap can finally type normally
tones: proud of u, but still better than u
murderchild: where is the meeting tho
cap: at the heelicarrier
murderchild: nice, alr there
tones: literally how, our hq is 20 mins away
murderchild: I can teleport yk
tones: nah ur fucking with me
deafguy: she’s being srs
murderchild: ofc I am
tones: you’re joking
greenguy: nope
tones: even you believing that
should I call someone to make sure y’all okay
ain’t no way Nat can teleport
murderchild: *pic of her at the heelicarrier *
tones: tf
how
deafguy: teleportation ofc
murderchild: I mean duh
anyway see u in 30
greenguy: see u
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cap: anyone seen Nat
tones: no, why
cap: wanted to discuss the training plan but she wasn’t
there, waited last night but she never came home
tones: u sure
cap: yes
deafguy: she’s probably sleeping over somewhere
tones: like at a friends house
deafguy: yeah, prob
tones: does she even have them
deafguy: have what exactly
tones: yk, friends……
murderchild: ofc I have them
tones: the Russian MURDERCHILD APPEARED
murderchild: :)
tones: AAAAAHHHHH she’s gonna kill me
murderchild: not
tones: thankfully
murderchild: *yet
tones: help
cap: where were u Nat
murderchild: training ofc
tones: and why didn’t you go here
murderchild: I don’t need to tell u that
but I was just casually jogging a bit in the
park
tones: doubt that u can be casual
murderchild: ur on very thin ice, Anthony
tones: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME
murderchild: Ik everything
tones: ok, where do I hide my keys when I’m sleeping
murderchild: closet, left at the bottom, in a small vans
shoe box, under some photographs with
Pepper from 2009, one is even signed with
both names ( also, cute keychains )
tones: HELP she rlly knows everything
our assassin gets scarier every day
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greenguy: who’s cooking today
deafguy: idk but u and Nat were the only ones who alr
can decently cook ig
murderchild: why can no one else acc cook 2/6 is a bit
sad tbh, like we’re the avengers
greenguy: idk but true
tones: cause we have someone to cook
murderchild: we do in fact not
why else would be cooking
greenguy: ykw ?! Tony should cook and Cap tmr, Clint
on Saturday
tones: what no, I ain’t doing that
murderchild: yes u will
tones: ok, ma’am
deafguy: lmaaaooo
tones: and what about THOR ???!!!
murderchild: he’s literally in space
greenguy: ok so it’s settled, Thursday: Tony
Friday: Cap and Saturday: Clint
deafguy: yup
murderchild: oh and Tony?
tones: yes
murderchild: no takeout or some professional chef
tones:……… fine
greenguy: when it’s dinner time ?
tones: 8:30
deafguy: nice
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murderchild: btw I’m running late, safe some food for me
deafguy: yeah, you might get some takeout, Tony’s
food is horrible
greenguy: THATS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
tones: NOT TRUE
cap: even u agree
deafguy: ITS 3:1 BITCH
cap: LANGUAGE
deafguy: lmaaaooo
greenguy: help
murderchild: ok, birdbrain pick me up ?
deafguy: sure, where
murderchild: yk where
deafguy: ok gimme 15 and some real food
tones: c’mon it wasn’t that bad
greenguy: yes it was
cap: we should go to sleep, it’s 11pm and we have
a very important meeting at 8
greenguy: ok
tones: FiNE mOM
deafguy: bahahahahaha
murderchild: birdbrain forget it, I’m walking
deafguy: making a stop at heelicarrier?
cause of M?
murderchild: yes, it’s important
tones: I still wanna know what M is :(
greenguy: same
cap: same and go to sleep
ALL OF YOU
deafguy: what about my movie night :’(
cap: sleep.
deafguy: fine
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cap: Nat when are you home ? It’s 3am
murderchild: maybe soon idk
cap: what are you doing that you ignore my advice to
sleep at 3 in the morning?
murderchild: that’s classified.
cap: so you’re still at the heelicarrier?
murderchild: yes
cap: then go to the hq, you no longer have to work for
them
murderchild: but it’s fun, I’ll promise I’ll be at the
meeting tmr and won’t be falling asleep
cap: I can’t convince you, right?
murderchild: yup, sleep well
cap: see you at 8