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gender neutral reader
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Switch Miguel O'Hara
Mentioned Hobie Brown
Mentioned Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen
Mentioned Mayday Parker (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)
Mentioned Jessica Drew
Autistic Miguel O'Hara
might do a nsfw version if I feel like it
who am i kidding yes I will
the miguel/reader is implied
it can also be read as platonic
idk what else do add
writung nsfw tags is more embarrassing than actually writing nsfw
Summary
A series of HCs about everyone’s favorite resident grouch, Miguel O’Hara. Some are tied to canon and others are completely random. I’ll write small blurbs if anyone asks to expand on a certain hc, either mine or their own.
Note
my first post on here :3c miguel is so intriguing to me i love seeing people dissect and analyze his behaviors and actions but i also love being a little silly about him too.
Miguel Headcanons (SFW Version)
April 30, 2025 at 09:30 AM
- He, like every man, turns into the whiniest crybaby whenever he gets sick. Although instead of exaggerating his condition, he tries to play it off as if it’s a 24-hour fever. When Lyla reminds him he can’t uphold the multiverse in the condition he’s in, he throws a bit of a tantrum, pouting but ultimately going back into bed to rest. Lyla has to ban him from accessing his online work station though.
- Like every Mexican, Miguel can sleep anywhere, in almost any position. He’s fallen asleep at his desk, in the shower, hell, Jessica has even found him passed out in a break room standing while making a cup of coffee. He’s a hardcore insomniac, though. Try as he might, he can never stay asleep for longer than half an hour.
- Miguel is very competitive, along with having a very sensitive ego (yes, Gwen’s dark garfield comparison left him moody for the rest of the day). Any time the Spider HQ organizes a work event with games involved, some of the more experienced spiders stay away from them, lest they experience Miguel rage-quitting.
- Absolutely has the Dad Stance™. He doesn’t like anyone pointing it out though, for obvious reasons. Hobie and Gwen laugh behind his back when they catch him watching his screens with his arms crossed and legs slightly apart. He interrogates them for half an hour if he catches them.
- Miguel has the most awkward fake smile in the history of humankind. This man cannot pretend to be happy for his life. He looks more pained or constipated than anything. Lyla loves showing new recruits pictures of him with this godforsaken smile.
- Has semi-chicken scratch handwriting. If he’s taking his time or in a good mood, it’s legible enough, although you have to squint to make some of the words out. If he comes back pissed off from a mission, or if he’s in a hurry, there’s no way anyone other than Jess or Lyla would be able to understand what he wrote. Lyla sends him tutorials on how to write neatly every once in a while.
- Food and coffee snob. With his heightened senses, Miguel’s palate is very sensitive. It poses a problem considering some of his favorite dishes have strong seasonings and flavors, but he manages. One thing he won’t mess around with is his coffee though. Straight black, no creamer, no sugar, “just as it should be” he claims. In reality, he’s just severely lactose intolerant, and non-lactose creamers are disgusting in his opinion.
- Owns several high end skin and hair care products. He takes great pride in his appearance and grooming, making sure that he looks presentable at all times. If you ever find yourself in his bathroom, make sure not to mess with his things. He’s very nitpicky when it comes to his creams and serums.
- He growls and bears his fangs when he’s angry, no doubt. Lyla compared him to the werewolves from Twilight, which left him butthurt for the rest of the day.
- Sarcasm immediately goes over his head, whether it’s because of the ‘tism or if it’s just him being an old man, he can never tell when someone is being ironic/rhetorical either unless it’s insanely obvious. Even then he’ll still ask if you’re being serious. He has a lot of trouble socializing in general, some of it due to him feeling outcasted by the other spiders, considering he’s very different in both origin and personality.
- Old-man Miguel strikes again, he’s awful at using cellphones. He types slow, has his phone font as big as the settings allow, and cannot for the life of him understand how to use emojis in the appropriate context. (That one meme of the person saying someone died, and the other person responded with the 😭 emoji is him).
- Byelingual. Spanish being his first language is something that will always stick with him, but with almost all the spiders being English-only Americans, he’s forced to speak it more often than he likes. He gets very frustrated when he forgets a word in Spanish, even more so when he can’t remember what it is in English either.
- He has a medium tolerance when it comes to alcohol. He doesn’t like drinking in general, but when he does he finds himself getting tipsy about 4-6 drinks in. He’s only ever gotten shitfaced once, back in his early teen years. That landed him a night in jail and a fine for disturbing the peace.