No Dip Sherlock
The Chat We Finally Got
The Dumb Genius
EVERYONE!
HURRY!
GET ON!
QUICK!
CODE REDDDD!
Boss Lady
What’s wrong?
Vent Golem
There a crisis?
Red Magician
?
Behind You
Where’s the fire?
Thor
WHAT IS GOING ON?
No Touchy
No
Magnet Arm
Do we have a new mission?
Anti-Social Genius
Need a doctor?
On Your Left
We’re all here, speak up Tony!
The Dumb Genius
Do you guys think I would make a better Sherlock then the rest of you?
Boss Lady
…..
Vent Golem
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!
Magnet Arm
You’re an idiot
On Your Left
I’m taking away your code red privileges
The Dumb Genius
Just answer the question
No Touchy
No
The Dumb Genius
Why nottttttt
……..
….
Nat?
Vent Golem
She’s not going to answer a question like that
The Dumb Genius
Rude of her
Magnet Arm
I’m thinking of following Nat’s lead
The Dumb Genius
Rude of you
Behind You
Yes
So rude
Magnet Arm
Don’t act as if you don’t want to do the same thing
Behind You
……
How dare you suggest I would even think of doing such a crime
Magnet Arm
Right
How dare I
The Dumb Genius
Just answer the *beep* question!
On Your Left
Language
Boss Lady
No swearing
No Touchy
Следи за языком
The Dumb Genius
…….
I’m assuming Nat just told me to watch my language in Russian
Vent Golem
Yup
Now, if we answer the question will you leave us alone?
The Dumb Genius
Yes
Vent Golem
The answer is no
The Dumb Genius
Unacceptable
Give me a different one
And that shouldn’t be hard
I’m literally smarter than all of you
I think the answer would be obvious
Vent Golem
The answer is still no
The Dumb Genius
Fri, delete his messages
They never existed
He never said no
Vent Golem
YOU CAN’T DO THAT
The Dumb Genius
Actually I can
Fri
No you can’t
But I can!
The Dumb Genius
Same difference
>Fri has deleted 2 messages<
Red Magician
Objection!
Abuse of power!
Boss Lady
Wanda, have you been watching court shows again?
Fri
She has in fact been binging all police and court related shows for the past three weeks. And has finished a long list including Madam Secretary, Psych, Person of Interest, and Flashpoint.
On Your Left
You finished all of those in three weeks?
Red Magician
……………
On Your Left
How?!
Vent Golem
No more TV for today
Red Magician
What!
Vent Golem
We’re going outside
You too, Bucky!
Red Magician
Nooooo my showwwwssss
Magnet Arm
Why me?
Vent Golem
When’s the last time you’ve been outside without being on a mission
Magnet Arm
…
Vent Golem
Exactly
Now come on
Red Magician
But whyyyy
Vent Golem
As your honorary older brother-
Magnet Arm
I’m older than you
Vent Golem
SHHHHH
*Clears throat*
As your honorary older brother, it is my sworn duty to make sure you take care of yourselves! And if that means dragging you outside while you’re kicking and screaming then so be it!
Nat, you’re coming too
No Touchy
Fine
The Dumb Genius
Back onto the important topic
Who would be a better Sherlock than me?
Vent Golem
Lemme go through the list while these three get ready
Assuming we’re keeping the genders the same, all the girls are out
Thought if it was a female Sherlock, probably any of the girls would be better than you
Boss Lady
Thank you
Red Magician
You speak the truth
No Touchy
For once
Vent Golem
Hey, no sass young lady!
No Touchy
Yes sass, old man
Vent Golem
*Gasp* rude
The Dumb Genius
Excuse me
Why would they be better?
Vent Golem
Wanda can read minds, Pepper is better at puzzles than you, and Nat has been trained in interrogation and hand to hand combat among many other skills that would be useful
Actually, Maria would fit the role nicely as well
The Dumb Genius
…..
Point taken
Next!
Magnet Arm
Steve’s a no on the Sherlock role
On Your Left
Fair
Vent Golem
Bucky, you could work, but I assume Tony’s thinking more of a traditional Sherlock, and a metal arm isn’t quite that
Magnet Arm
Cool
Vent Golem
Sam is a better Watson
Behind You
Thank you
Vent Golem
Thor…. Is Thor…
Thor
THAT I AM
ALSO WHO IS THIS SHERLOCK YOU ARE SPEAKING OF
The Dumb Genius
What about you Clint?
Vent Golem
I have no interest in being Sherlock
The Dumb Genius
So I would be the best?
Vent Golem
Not necessarily
The Dumb Genius
Oh?
Vent Golem
There’s still Dr. Strange
The Dumb Genius
He’s not better than me!
Vent Golem
Ehhhhhhhh
It’s a tie
The Dumb Genius
What?!
Vent Golem
Yeah
I can’t decide
Thoughts everyone?
Boss Lady
Tony
No Touchy
Neither
Behind You
DS
Magnet Arm
^
The Dumb Genius
You guys actually agreed on something!
If only it wasn’t the wrong choice…..
Behind You
What can we say….
Magnet Arm
DS is less annoying
The Dumb Genius
:(
Red Magician
DS
The Dumb Genius
You’re only saying that because he can do magic
Red Magician
Us magicians gotta stick together
Anti-social Genius
I say neither
On Your Left
I’m going with DS
The Dumb Genius
Rudeeee
Vent Golem
DS wins I guess
The Dumb Genius
No
I won
Behind You
Why’d you even bother us for our opinions if you were just going to decide you win anyway?
The Dumb Genius
Because it’s nice to ask for opinions
On Your Left
Why’d you win?
The Dumb Genius
I look better in sunglasses!
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■v■)
Boss Lady
Hon….
Magnet Arm
Sherlock doesn’t wear sunglasses
The Dumb Genius
I still look better in them
>The Dumb Genius has renamed Magnet Arm to Glitter Arm<
Glitter Arm
Why.
The Dumb Genius
It fits you better!
And also you betrayed me by siding with DS!
Glitter Arm
Practically everyone betrayed you
Change their names too
The Dumb Genius
No <3