You Can’t Convince Me That Haunting People Isn’t Fun
The 1 With All The Weirdos
Anonymous Kid
Queen, why the heck
Da Queen
You have no reason to doubt my power now
I Am Not Your Father
I’m starting to fear for my life every single day I open this group chat
Birb 2
Dude same
I Am Not Your Father
Terror buddies :)
Birb 2
Terror buddies!
Birb 1
I want to be a terror buddy!
I Am Not Your Father
Are you currently fearing for your life?
Birb 1
….no
Birb 2
You can’t be a terror buddy
I don't want to be in any club you're a part of
The nightmares
Lord of the Beans
Um
You're literally living with him as a member of the same club
It's your job
That you chose
Birb 2
Shhhhh
Let me live in my denial
Birb 1
Well FINE
I’ll make my OWN buddy group!
We’re the TRAUMA BUDDIES!
SRL, you’re one too
And you too LoB
SRL
Great.
Birb 1
It is :D
Lord of the Beans
Yayyyy!
Trauma buddies!
Birb 1
Trauma buddies!
….
SRL.
SRL
Trauma buddies.
Yay.
:|
Captain Language
Do you guys need therapy?
Lord of the Beans
No.
Not after last time.
Never again.
Da Queen
What happened last time?
WGW
Cap is a terrible therapist
That’s all you need to know
Anonymous Kid
I’ll tell you guys the full story later
Da Queen
Cool
Green Thumb
Back on the topic of Queen. What'd she do?
SRL
Anyone I need to murder for her?
Anonymous Kid
A few days ago she scared that kid who made the VILLIANS >:) with us by singing scary russian lullabies in a stair well
Now she’s somehow convinced the whole school that the stairwell is haunted
And no, no murder
Da Queen
It wasn’t that hard to do
People will believe anything if you spread the rumors right
Birb 1
I believe it!
Russian lullabies can be freaky man!
Captain Language
How do you know that?
Lord of the Beans
SRL took a chance this one time when it was just me, the birbs, GT and WGW home
Then she got WGW to help her haunt us
Their powers combined were almost too much
Birb 2
I am forever traumatized
Birb 1
No bad
Birb 2
What?
Birb 1
You are not a trauma buddy
Therefore you cannot be traumatized
Birb 2
How can I not be traumatized?!
Everyone is allowed to be traumatized
It's not a point of shame to be traumatized
It doesn't matter if you think what happened to you isn't enough to be traumatized
What matters is that you are traumatized and you should recognize that that isn't anything to be ashamed about, it's just something you should handle in healthy ways
Birb 1
… You speak truth
I stand corrected
Birb 2
Good
Besides, russian lullabies sound like ghost music!
Da Queen
Very good for scaring people
I Am Not Your Father
It was very creepy
WGW
How exactly did you convince them it’s haunted?
Da Queen
I spread a rumor that a russian princess was murdered there and now sings songs to lure people to the top so she can push them off and watch them die
All I had to do was make a very convincing video of it, post it on YouTube, and then share the link with a few of the gossipists in the school
WGW
Smart
SRS
What lullaby did you use?
Da Queen
Tili Tili Bom
SRS
Ah yes
A good choice
WGW
That’s the one that SRL and I used too
SRL
It’s the perfect song to use
Creepy if you don’t know the words
Even creepier if you do
I Am Not Your Father
The words are creepy too?
Da Queen
What did you expect.
A song about puppies and kitties?
Green Thumb
What do the words mean?
SRS
Tili Tili Bom
Close your eyes quickly
Someone's walking by the window
And knocking at the door.
Tili Tili Bom
Can you hear the birds through the night?
He's already made his way into the house
For those who cannot sleep
Hear his steps
He's already
Close
Tili Tili Bom
Can you hear someone next to you?
Huddled in a corner
With a penetrating gaze
Tili Tili Bom
The night will muffle everything
He is sneaking up to you
Now he almost got you..
Hear his steps
He's already
Close
Tili Tili Bom
Can you hear someone next to you ?
Huddled in a corner
With a penetrating gaze
I Am Not Your Father
Somehow it makes it so much creepier knowing the lyrics
Da Queen
Exactly
Anonymous Kid
Evil genius
I Am Not Your Father
Can I join you next time?
Da Queen
Sure
We will haunt all the stairwells
Our haunting power will not cease
You can’t convince me that haunting people isn’t fun
Like come on, all ghosts must go around doing it.
It’s just so tempting to go “BOO!” and run away
Float away
Same thing
Anonymous Kid
I get to choose the song next
Da Queen
Ok
But only if it’s in russian
SRL
So proud
SRS
Very very proud
Da Queen
:)
Lord of the Beans
Quick question
WHAT IN THOR’S NAME DID YOU GIRLS DO LAST NIGHT
WGW
….Don’t worry about it
Lady of the Beans
Yeah, Hon
Lord of the Beans
I WILL WORRY ABOUT IT
SADDNESS WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE HE HAS TO CLEAN UP SOME MESS YOU MADE!
SRS
Nothing to worry about
SRL
Nothing happened
X Marks the Hill
Nothing happened at all
WGW
Don’t be suspicious
Lord of the Beans
PLEASE
HE WON’T GO AWAY
HELP
EPG
Hill
What did you do
X Marks the Hill
Nothing much
We just had a girls night
Lady of the Beans
Can’t blame us for that
>Lord of the Beans has added ??? to the chat<
???
I can blame you and I will
Lady of the Beans
Hello Sadness
X Marks the Spot
Hello
WGW
Heyyo
SRL
Hey
Anonymous Kid
Hi Sadness!
SRS
Hiiiiiii
Da Queen
Hey new loser
I Am Not Your Father
Ello
Purrincess of All Cats
Hello Sadness!
Your name is the most purrrfect thing!
Really reminds me of some tea that’s hard to swallow
Reali-tea ;)
Wameownda Furevah
I apologize for her
Da Queen
No, don't apologize
That was a good one
Purrincess of All Cats
Why thank u
But also excuze u
All of them are good ones
Birb 1
Sadness
Buddy
Pal
Friend of mine
Whatever they did
I’m sorry
Please don’t be grumpier than usual
Green Thumb
What did they do?
Birb 2
Yeah I want to know
I Am Not Your Father
Tbh, me too
???
There’s so much for me to clean up
Captain Language
What did you do, SRL?
SRL
…..
Don’t worry about it
SRS
So, Queen, how long are you planning to haunt the stairwells?
Da Queen
As long as I can
It’s fun to see their fear
I Am Not Your Father
Moments like this remind me how glad I am to be friends with you and not your enemy
Anonymous Kid
Same
Da Queen
Dang right
I would be your worst enemy
Anonymous Kid
I believe that
I Am Not Your Father
You go like 150% at everything
Da Queen
Do you think I should set up cameras in the stairwell?
That way I could catch people in their moments of fear
I Am Not Your Father
So you can draw them later?
Da Queen
Exactly
Lady of the Beans
Okay
Saddness we’re sorry
SRL
Stop pouting already
???
I’m not pouting
I’m angrily sulking
Lord of the Beans
Saddness is the best name for you isn’t it
It just fits so well
Purrincess of All Cats
Told ya :)
???
Why does my name have to be Saddness on here
Lord of the Beans
LoB named you
He said that was your name
???
……really LoB?
Lord of the Beans
Yes
>Lord of the Beans has named ??? to Saddness :(<
SRS
The frowny face just adds so much more to it
Lord of the Beans
Exactly
I Am Not Your Father
I want a face in my name
Anonymous Kid
You don’t get a face
I Am Not Your Father
But I need a face to liveeeeeee
Anonymous Kid
Too Bad
You have to get rid of your face
I Am Not Your Father
Right now?
Anonymous Kid
Yes
Right now
I Am Not Your Father
Aw :(
Anonymous Kid
……is that a face I see?
I Am Not Your Father
I’m sorry!
I needed to use the face!
Otherwise you wouldn’t be sure that I was sad!
Anonymous Kid
Get rid of the face
Never use it again
Da Queen
You losers are weirdos
I Am Not Your Father
Says the leader of a society named the VILLAINS >:)
Da Queen
Fair
Anonymous Kid
We’re all weirdos here
The weirdos of society flock together
I Am Not Your Father
And stick together
Anonymous Kid
Like glue
I Am Not Your Father
You know, glue actually isn't that sticky
It only keeps things together once it dries
Try like double sided tape or something
You know, that one little piece that you just can't seem to get rid of because it's sticking all over your clothes and fingers and refuses to let go?
Yeah, like that little piece of double sided tape
Da Queen
My point still stands