Minecraft Strikes Again
The Family with 1 Working Braincell
>Anonymous Kid added ??? to this chat<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to Tетя паук<
Tетя паук
…the family?
Ребенок паук
Yup!
Welcome to our crazy family SRS :)
Lady of the Beans
Apparently, I’m the one working braincell
Tетя паук
Ah
That explains a lot
Lord of the Beans
About what?
Tетя паук
About how idiotic your choices are
Lord of the Beans
….
Birb 2
How do you know how idiotic our choices are?!?!
Green Thumb
Yeah
We’ve never met you
Tетя паук
I have my ways
Ребенок паук
See
Everyone on this chat is creepy
Snowfield
I thought you said borderline creepy
Ребенок паук
I changed my mind
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
IS SHE A SPY?
Birb 2
I am getting major spy vibes
Lord of the Beans
Do you spie-
WGW
>:(
Lord of the Beans
-I mean very scary people know her?
X Marks the Hill
Like met her or know of her?
Lord of the Beans
Both
EPG
No
Lord of the Beans
To both?
EPG
No
I’m not going to answer
Lord of the Beans
:(
X Marks the Hill
Yes
Lord of the Beans
Ooo?
X Marks the Hill
But no to you
Lord of the Beans
>:|
Мама паук
Of course I know her
I’m her sister
Now stop bothering everyone
Lord of the Beans
No
Tетя паук
I’m a scary person?
Does that mean I have to answer the question?
Because I’m fairly certain that I know the answer to that question?
Lord of the Beans
Of who has met you???
Tетя паук
No
Of if I’ve met me
I think the answer would be yes
But I’m not positive
Green Thumb
How do you not know if you’ve met yourself or not?
Tетя паук
You’d be surprised
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
To answer your question LoB
I think I can say that nobody has met her
Birb 1
You didn’t have to answer the question
You’re not a scary person
And I’ve met her
Lord of the Beans
Really?
Birb 1
Nah
I wish that I have tho
Lord of the Beans
Then why?
Birb 1
Because
Tетя паук
Ah
The because law
Ребенок паук
*gasps*
You know the because law?
Tетя паук
Of course!
I’m cultured
Unlike some people
SRL
Мама паук
You’re childish
Tетя паук
And you, ms “put your seatbelt on” are such a mom
Мама паук
Of course I’m such a mom around you
You need someone to tell you to do that so you don’t end up accidentally killing yourself
Tетя паук
Oh right.
Cuz in a gunfight the most dangerous thing is not putting your seatbelt on
WGW
Dude.
Tетя паук
I never said I was good at keeping secrets :)
Ребенок паук
Gunfight?
Are you a policewoman?
Tетя паук
……yes
I am
Police
Yes
Definitely
Yes
I love police
And they absolutely totally completely love me back :)
Ребенок паук
Cool :D
Is MS police too?
Tетя паук
Sometimes
Мама паук
Sometimes
Snowfield
Definitely a little SRL
Lord of the Beans
Yuppp
Lady of the Beans
Stop being nosy Hon
Tетя паук
I am not little!
Мама паук
She’s just short
Tетя паук
Says you!
Мама паук
>:P
Tетя паук
P:
Ребенок паук
*GASPS*
YOU DO THAT TOO!!!
:0
SRS is my fav person on this chat now!
Tетя паук
:)
Lord of the Beans
:o
Rude
Birb 2
What?!
But we came first!
Birb 1
And I’m cooler than her!
…I assume
Green Thumb
Honestly, fair
X Marks the Hill
….I’ve been working for 12 hours straight
Girls night anyone?
Lady of the Beans
Yes please
I need a break too
WGW
Yes!
It’s been so long since last time!
Мама паук
Sounds good
младшая сестра
Wanna come too?
Tетя паук
я еще не маленькая
….but sure
Lord of the Beans
What!?
So they get to meet her but not us?!?!
WGW
Yes
Lady of the Beans
Yes
Tетя паук
Yes
Мама паук
Yes
X Marks the Hill
Yes
Birb 2
D:
I’m bored
Ребенок паук
Me too!
Birb 1
Boredom buddies!!
Lord of the Beans
Niceeee
Captain Language
….MC?
Green Thumb
You play minecraft?
Captain Language
uhhhh
Snowfield
Not well
Captain Language
Rude
Snowfield
:)
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
WHAT’S MC?
Ребенок паук
*gasps*
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
They’ll teach you later
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
OKAY
Ребенок паук
So who wants to play?
Birb 1
I will
Birb 2
Sure
Lord of the Beans
I will win this time!
Captain Language
There’s a way to win?
Ребенок паук
Sort of
Depending on how you look at it
Snowfield
Cap and I will play
Мама паук
I’ll join until it’s time for Girl’s Night
Ребенок паук
Wanna play, SRS?
Tетя паук
MC?!
:0
Yessss
Ребенок паук
Yay :)
That everyone?
X Marks the Hill
I’ll play
EPG
Me too
Lord of the Beans
….
EPG
Not.
A.
Word.
Lord of the Beans
Aye aye sir capt’n
Ребенок паук
:D
On the Minecraft Server
Cinnamonboi has joined the game.
CtrlZmyFriend has joined the game.
BirbKING has joined the game.
ScarySquirrel has joined the game.
BirbBRO has joined the game.
WinkyFace;) has joined the server.
NormalFace:) has joined the server.
1armed1der has joined the server.
<Cinnamonboi> Welcome to my server
<CtrlZmyFriend> Our server
<Cinnamonboi> >:(
<WinkyFace;)> Hill.
<WinkyFace;)> What is this name.
<NormalFace:)> It’s perfect for you :)
<BirbBRO> The castle’s still there?
<ScarySquirrel> Of course it is
<BirbBRO> Oh
<BirbBRO> I thought someone would try to destroy it while you were offline
<BirbKING> Me too
<ScarySquirrel>Someone did
<CtrlZmyFriend> …..they have really good defenses
HotSauceisBestSauce has joined the server.
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Nice castle
<Cinnamonboi> Thank you
<ScarySquirrel> It’s our pride and joy
<CtrlZmyFriend> Now I have to destroy it
<Cinnamonboi> >:o rude
<HotSauceisBestSauce> I’m joining team castle
<ScarySquirrel> Yes
<CtrlZmyFriend> What?!
<CtrlZmyFriend> No fair!
<BirbBRO> No ganging up on us!
<Birb KING> Have mercy
<ScarySquirrel> No mercy
<HotSauceisBestSauce> None
<Cinnamonboi> Ever
<CtrlZmyFriend> Scary
CtrlZmyFriend died because he got away from ScarySquirrel’s boobytraps and then died by falling of a two block tall height
<CtrlZmyFriend> ….
<BirbBRO> Dude
<1armed1der> Great job
<CtrlZmyFriend> Ey
<CtrlZmyFriend> I can sense the sarcasm from here
<1armed1der> Good
Captastic has joined the server.
<Cinnamonboi> :)
<CtrlZmyFriend> He’s finally here?
<Captastic> Computers are hard to use
<1armed1der> …..
<WinkyFace;)> No they’re not
<BirbKING> Shhhhh
<BirbKING> Give him a break
<BirbKING> He’s old
<Captastic> :(
<1armed1der> True
<CtrlZmyFriend> So are you
<1armed1der> :|
Captastic has somehow managed to make the advancement DIAMONDZZZZ
<CtrlZmyFriend> How?!
<BirbBRO> ….
<BirbKING> Yes
Captastic was killed by BirbBRO
BirbBRO has made the advancement DIAMONDZZZZ
<Captastic> D:
<Captastic> Why
<BirbBRO> :)
<BirbKING> :D
<BirbBRO> Why are you smiling?
BirbBRO was killed by BirbKING
BirbKING has made the advancement DIAMONDZZZZ
<BirbKING> That’s why :)
<BirbBRO> >:0
<BirbKING> :D
<WinkyFace;)> Smart move
<NormalFace:)> I agree
<Cinnamonboi> What are you guys doing?
<WinkyFace;)> Nothing
<NormalFace:)> :)
A While Later
<CtrlZmyFriend> Wha???
<CtrlZmyFriend> How???
<NormalFace:)> :)
<Cinnamonboi> …is that a replica of the SHIELD helicarrier?
<WinkyFace;)> A good one too
<BirbBRO> How?!?!
<BirbBRO> It’s only been like an hour!
<NormalFace:)> :D
<BirbKING> Woah
<HotSauceisBestSause> Coooolll
<HotSauceisBestSauce> I’m breaking in
<WinkyFace;)> No
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Yes
<WinkyFace;)> >;(
<HotSauceisBestSauce> :)
<ScarySquirrel> You can’t stop her
<ScarySquirrel> No one can
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Done
<HotSauceisBestSauce> I’m inside
<NormalFace:)> Hi
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Hi
<HotSauceisBestSauce> …..got any mac and cheese?
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Preferably the boxed kind?
<NormalFace:)> This is MC?
<Captastic> There’s no mac and cheese in mc?
<1armed1der> Nope
<HotSauceisBestSauce> >:(
<HotSauceisBestSauce> If you don’t have mac and cheese you’re not cool
<NormalFace:)> What?
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Goodbye
<NormalFace:)> WHAT?!
NormalFace:) fell from a high place
<NormalFace:)> SHE PUSHED ME OFF!
<ScarySquirrel> Really?
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Yes
<ScarySquirrel> Huh
<ScarySquirrel> Not how I would have done it but ok
<HotSauceisBestSauce> My way is smarter :)
<CtrlZmyFriend> You just murdered her for not having mac and cheese in mc
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Well technically, it was gravity’s fault
<HotSauceisBestSauce> You have nothing on me
<ScarySquirrel> That is smart
<BirbKING> I fear for my life
<HotSauceisBestSauce> You should
<CtrlZmyFriend> Now I do too…
A bit later once again
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<CtrlZmyFriend> SRS
<HotSauceisBestSauce> What
<BirbBRO> We have an offering for you
<HotSauceisBestSauce> ….is that a giant bowl of mac and cheese?
<CtrlZmyFriend> Yes
<Captastic> It took forever to build
<BirbKING> Sooo?
<BirbBRO> Do you like it?
<1armed1der> If you want I can sacrifice these guys to the giant bowl of mac and cheese for you
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Why?
<1armed1der> Cause I’m bored and it seemed like a fun thing to do
<HotSauceisBestSauce> No sacrifices
<HotSauceisBestSauce> You all may live
<ScarySquirrel> For now
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Good point
<HotSauceisBestSauce> For now
<Cinnamonboi> Woah
<Cinnamonboi> That is a really detailed mac and cheese
<BirbBRO> I’m proud of it
<WinkyFace;)> What have you been doing Kid?
<Cinnamonboi> Behold
<ScarySquirrel> Behold and weep
<BirbBRO> I’m weeping
<NormalFace:)> Impressive
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Waitttt
<HotSauceisBestSauce> No one’s been to the end yet?
<CtrlZmyFriend> Nope
<BirbBRO> Not yet
<BirbKING> I want to go
<Cinnamonboi> I was planning on going
<ScarySquirrel> The end is boring
<WinkyFace;)> Boring?
<ScarySquirrel> Yes
<1armed1der> I want to go too
<Captastic> What’s the end?
<Cinnamonboi> ….
<HotSauceisBestSauce> ……
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Unbelievable
<HotSauceisBestSauce> I must fix this treachery
<BirbBRO> How?
<HotSauceisBestSauce> You will see :)
<BirbKING> I fear once again
<CtrlZmyFriend> Same
<HotSauceisBestSauce> :3
<NormalFace:)> Want help?
<HotSauceisBestSauce> No
<HotSauceisBestSauce> I’ve got it
<NormalFace:)> Alright
HotSauceisBestSauce has made the achievement The End?
<CtrlZmyFriend> What?
<1armed1der> Already?
<1armed1der> Huh
<BirbBRO> How?!?!?!
<BirbBRO> You joined the game like three hours ago!!!
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Secret :)
HotSauceisBestSauce has killed the enderdragon in one blow
Fear for your lives
<BirbKING> HOW?!?!?!?!
<BirbBRO> WHA?!?!?!
<NormalFace:)> Wow
<1armed1der> Huh
<WinkyFace;)> Impressive
<Captastic> By your reactions I assume what she did is cool?
<ScarySquirrel> Eh
<ScarySquirrel> She did it faster last time
<Cinnamonboi> Did you just 1 shot the dragon
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Yes
<BirbKING> I didn’t even know you could do that
<BirbBRO> YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?!
<HotSauceisBestSauce> I’m just that awesome :)
<Cinnamonboi> :0
<Cinnamonboi> She’s still my favorite
<ScarySquirrel> Told you she was awesome
<CtrlZmyFriend> You did?
<ScarySquirrel> Not you
<CtrlZmyFriend> :(
<NormalFace:)> You were right
<BirbKING> I owe you money
<1armed1der> Same
<Captastic> Wow
<WinkyFace;)> hm
<HotSauceisBestSauce> You made bets on me?!?!?!
<ScarySquirrel> Always
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Without me?
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Rude :(
<NormalFace:)> Getting a call from Lady
<NormalFace:)> Time to get going
<ScarySquirrel> Alright
<HotSauceisBestSauce> Coolio
<ScarySquirrel> LoB
<ScarySquirrel> Follow us and you lose your hand
<CtrlZmyFriend> Aye aye
NormalFace:) has left the game.
HotSauceisBestSauce has left the game.
<ScarySquirrel> I’m watching you
<CtrlZmyFriend> Scary
<ScarySquirrel> It’s in the name
ScarySquirrel has left the game.