HISSSS E M O T I O N S
The 1 With All the Weirdos
Birb 1
Hey
Just so you guys know
The Easter Bunny robbed the store and gave me all the money
And no, I was not an accomplice
So yeah… if you get a call
(probably from the police)
Don’t answer it :)
I Am Not Your Father
Guys!
I just witnessed the Easter Bunny and a crazy weirdo robbing a store!
SRL
A crazy weirdo
That is the most accurate description I have heard to date
Birb 1
It does describe a bit of me well
But it doesn’t quite describe my awesomeness level good enough
SRL
Right
Crazy weirdo is too awesome to ever describe you
Birb 2
Burnnnnn
Birb 1
T^T
Green Thumb
Wait, so who was dressed up as the bunny?
Snow
…
Green Thumb
Wait wait wait
Snow, it was YOU?
I can't believe it
I didn't think you had it in you to do something like this
Birb 2
Pfft
Hahahahaha
Just imagine him in a giant fluffy bunny costume
PLEASE tell me it was pink
Snowfield
I blame LoB
Lord of the Beans
Aw, you know you loved it
Don't deny it
It was the best Easter you've had to date
Snowfield
…
Birb 1
Yeah! We rocked this Easter together!
I even saw him….smile *gasp*
Maybe even heard a chuckle
Lady of the Beans
Awwww
That's so cute
You know LoB, every once in a while you do have a good idea
Especially when you let your heart show
Lord of the Beans
Hisssss
E m o t i o n s
Anonymous Kid
Idea?
Lady of the Beans
Yeah, LoB has the biggest heart, even if he doesn't show it usually
It's why I married him
Lord of the Beans
Don't listen to her
I'm hardcore
Lady of the Beans
Honey, you can be hardcore and a softie at the same time
Anyways, because of circumstances Snow hasn't really had an Easter he remembers
So LoB decided to give him a unique one he knew he'd enjoy and remember
I Am Not Your Father
By robbing a store in a Easter Bunny costume?
Lady of the Beans
Yup!
He called into the store beforehand and set it up so that Snow and Birb 1 could have a good time and the store would get paid double what they "stole"
Anonymous Kid
Who’s rich enough to actually be able to dress up as the easter bunny and threaten people to take the money you give them?
*gasps*
ARE YOU TONY STARK?!?!?
Birb 1
...He wishes that he could be as cool as Tony Stark
And that's saying something about his level of coolness because Stark isn't even that cool in the first place
Lord of the Beans
Rude
I Am Not Your Father
There’s no way
Anonymous Kid
None
No one’s better than Mr. Stark
Well, besides maybe Bruce Banner and Helen Cho
I would say they're pretty even
Da Queen
Eggsactly what they said
Lord of the Beans
Oh no it’s egg puns
EPG
Kill me now
X Marks the Spot
I thought it was an eggcilent pun
EPG
Nooo not you too
Birb 2
I don't see what's so bad about egg puns. They crack me up.
I mean, they're better than some vines that somehow got popular
SRL
What are vines?
Anonymous Kid
YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!?!
SRL
….no
Captain Language
I think you're the only one of us who doesn't
You were gone when… uhm… the kid was here and adultnapped us all and made us marathon vine compilations for twenty-two hours straight
Anonymous Kid
I adultnapped you??!?!
When?!?!
Captain Language
A different kid
Anonymous Kid
Ohhhhh
Do I get to meet her?
Lord of the Beans
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT KID
Birb 1
You’re just mad she did that thing
Lady of the Beans
Hon, calm down
Snowfield
Anyway, being adultnapped and tormented by that crap was terrible
X Marks the Hill
You can’t say that!
You were cracking up over them!
EPG
Please.
Just kill me.
Lord of the Beans
I remember having to give them some of my coffee so they could stay awake :(
Lady of the Beans
Speaking of that, hon, plants can’t just survive on coffee
Lord of the Beans
Why not?
I do
Birb 1
ArE yOu KiLlInG pLaNtS wItH cOfFeE?
Lord of the Beans
….no…?
Birb 1
HOW DARE YOU LIE ABOUT IT
Lord of the Beans
……..I feel like I should run
X Marks the Spot
You should
Green Thumb
Wait, Hill, how do you know about that time with the other kid?
X Marks the Spot
Fri sent us video feeds :)
Snowfield
LoB….
Lord of the Beans
Still running for my life!
But just so you know, I did not tell her to do that!
She must have done it herself!
Snowfield
She can do that!?!?!?!
French Fri
Of course I can! :)
Snowfield
…..
Birb 1
….I’m scared
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Doom
French Fri
:)
Lord of the Beans
Sometimes, I feel like Frankenkkof
I Am Not Your Father
Frankenkkof?
Green Thumb
Frankenstein*
He got cut off and accidentally key smashed because B1 tackled him
I Am Not Your Father
Ah
Da Queen
Wait why does he feel like frankenstein over something Fri did?
WGW
Don’t be suspicious
Lady of the Beans
Ah, you are alive
I was starting to get kind of worried after we couldn’t find you and you weren’t trying to divert the kids’ attention from the obvious
WGW
Yeah, I was busy following a trail of chocolates that started at my bedroom door?
Lady of the Beans
A trail of chocolates?
WGW
Yup they’re egg shaped
I Am Not Your Father
Where’d they lead to?
WGW
Idk.
I’m really lost
Da Queen
Explain your surroundings?
WGW
I’m in a… desert?
X Marks the Hill
How’d you get to a desert?
Birb 2
Yeah
We’re like a billion miles away from the nearest desert
Green Thumb
That is really lost
WGW
Ik
Please send help :’(
Lady of the Beans
Will do
Fri?
Hill?
X Marks the Hill
On it
French Fri
Tracking her now :)
X Marks the Hill
I’ll send someone to pick you up
WGW
Thank you
Lady of the Beans
Alright, who led WGW on?
Lord of the Beans
WGW, go just a bit farther to the west.
See the trees?
Check under there.
WGW
Is that a house? Next to an oasis?
Anonymous Kid
Don’t go to it!
In every horror movie the serial killer is in the nice looking house!
Lord of the Beans
There’s no serial killer
WGW
If there was I could handle myself.
Wait…..
No way!
Anonymous Kid
What?
I Am Not Your Father
What is it?
Da Queen
Don’t leave us boiling!
We need to know what happens next!
X Marks the Hill
Yeah!
We can’t just egg-nore the cliffhanger you have put us on!
EPG
…….
X Marks the Hill
You can’t fire me for bad puns :)
EPG
And why not?
X Marks the Hill
It’s in my contract
EPG
;|
Lord of the Beans
Do you like it, WGW?
Birb 2
What did you do?
Lord of the Beans
We gave her a little gift :)
Birb 2
We?
Lord of the Beans
SRL, B1, Fri, Lady, and Hill were in on it too
And apparently EPG as well
Lady of the Beans
Surprise :)
And LoB was the one that got us all together to do this
WGW
Oh my gosh, thank you thank you thank you!
SRL
:)
WGW
And thanks for the hug SRL
SRL
You didn’t need to say that on here you know
WGW
I know :)
I Am Not Your Father
So what did you get?
WGW
Well, there’s a giant person sized bunny made out of chocolate
Lord of the Beans
Completely solid!
Birb 1
Nice!
Hollow ones suck
Da Queen
Eggreed
WGW
Yeah, I’ll be sharing that with people. There’s no way I’ll be able to eat that whole thing.
There’s also two packs of oreos and a few packs of my favorite tea
Lady of the Beans
Don’t make yourself sick!
WGW
I won’t!
X Marks the Hill
There’s one more gift
WGW
What?
X Marks the Hill
Come outside
Your ride’s waiting with something to give you ;)
SRL
:)
WGW
Is that….
Lord of the Beans
He’s all yours!
Hill picked him out for you!
X Marks the Hill
Actually, EPG did
WGW
WHAT?!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Anonymous Kid
Who’s he?
I Am Not Your Father
We wanna knowwwww
WGW
thank you thank you thank you thank you
EPG
You’re welcome kid ;)
WGW
CAN I COME OVER AND GIVE YOU A HUG?!?!?
EPG
No hugs
WGW
Please?
EPG
…….okay fine.
One hug
WGW
Yay :)
X Marks the Spot
We’ll be over for that hug in ten minutes or so sir
EPG
Meh
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
You love it
EPG
Shut up
I Am Not Your Father
Wait what was the last gift?
WGW
A little black cat!
He has the cutest blue eyes!
Ahhh!
I love him!
Lord of the Beans
He hasn’t been named yet
That’s up to you
WGW
I’m thinking… Merlin
X Marks the Hill
I think that’s a perfect name
SRL
Absolutely
Lord of the Beans
She named the cat after you #CSH!
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
I hate you
Birb 2
Why’d you do this all anyway, LoB?
You generally don’t do things this dramatic
Lord of the Beans
Then I should really step up my game!
Lady of the Beans
No no
He’s wrong
You are all drama
Lord of the Beans
Thank you
And we really just wanted WGW and Snow to have easters they would remember :)
Green Thumb
What about Cap?
SRL
Ohh
We didn’t forget about Cap
:)
Captain Language
Should I be worried?
X Marks the Hill
Not really
She just set you up on a date with that girl from accounting
Lillian or something?
Captain Language
Shoot
Lord of the Beans
*Gasp*
Language!