We Created A Society
The 1 With All the Weirdos
Da Queen
Sup losers and OGAPLs
I Am Not Your Father
Hello OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK
Anonymous Kid
Hey OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK
Captain Language
Is anyone else confused?
Snowfield
Eh
SRL
Meh
WGW
Slightly
Birb 1
Yes
Lady of the Beans
A bit
Birb 2
Definitly
Lord of the Beans
I am always in a state of confusion
X Marks the Hill
You say that like it’s a good thing
Lord of the Beans
It isn’t :(
EPG
What the heck is a OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK
Anonymous Kid
It stands for Oh Great And Powerful Leader Who We Shall Not Kill Until We Want To Kill
You pronounce it O-Gapl-Wish-Nik-O-Wik
I Am Not Your Father
The OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK is the leader of our country
Queen is the OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK
Da Queen
Yup
And the OGAPLs stand for Oh Great And Powerful Leaders
They’re the ones that make sure I’m not all powerful
Which is kind of annoying
There’s three of them
Birb 1
Three?
Lord of the Beans
Does that mean we’re going to get a new person on this chat?
X Marks the Hill
Please say no
I don’t need more notifications distracting me from working
Anonymous Kid
Nah
He’s not really our friend
SRL
Murder?
I Am Not Your Father
What?
Da Queen
Sadly,
No
Anonymous Kid
Queen’s right
No murdering him
SRL
:P
Captain Language
Murder isn’t the answer to everything SRL
Anonymous Kid
Of course it isn’t!
I Am Not Your Father
It’s the question!
Da Queen
The answer is yes
Snowfield
Not that I don’t agree, but what?
Lady of the Beans
Should we be concerned about you kids?
Anonymous Kid
:0
Da Queen
Old people know nothing of memes!
And yes, you should be
Lord of the Beans
I’m not old!
I Am Not Your Father
We weren’t talking about you
UNLESS!
Did you get the reference?
Lord of the Beans
…..
Anonymous Kid
He’s old.
I Am Not Your Father
Yup
Lord of the Beans
>:/
Anonymous KId
Anyway
Since you’re all surely wondering by now
Yes
We created a society
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
A SOCIETY?
I Am Not Your Father
Yup!
For school!
Da Queen
We’re the VILLAINS >:)
Anonymous Kid
You have to do it in caps with the evil face
Even while speaking
Captain Language
How do you do it while speaking?
Lord of the Beans
The actual old guy has a point
Birb 1
You just do
ObViOuSly
EPG
Wow.
Never would have guessed
;|
Birb 2
Snow should join
He’s quite the villain
Snowfield
I would gladly join the VILLAINS >:)
Anonymous Kid
OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK?
What is your judgement?
Da Queen
He said the name right
He can join
Plus we need to make the whole world join soon anyway
WGW
Yes
World domination
The best domination
Green Thumb
Why?
Da Queen
As the law states “all villains are equal. We strive to make the world equal.”
SRL
World domination for equality
I like it
Da Queen
You are now also a part of the VILLAINS >:)
You too Lady and WGW
Lady of the Beans
Yay :)
WGW
Niceeeee
Lord of the Beans
What about meee?
Anonymous Kid
No
Lord of the Beans
Why not? :(
Anonymous Kid
Cuz then I can murder you :)
My one dream can be accomplished
Finding you
Stalking you
Murdering you
Taking your place
Birb 2
….he’s acting like Fri
French Fri
Finally
An accomplice
>:)
Lord of the Beans
D:
Da Queen
Only murder in the designated areas
Birb 2
There’s designated murder areas?
I Am Not Your Father
Of course there are!
Anonymous Kid
We’re not monsters!
X Marks the Hill
That’s smart
Anonymous Kid
Yeah it is!
Da Queen
You can join too Hill
X Marks the Hill
Thank you
Birb 2
What other laws are there?
Anonymous Kid
Well
Da Queen
We pay for our army with the loot we plunder from our enemies :)
SRL
Plundering
Nice
Snowfield
The best past time
X Marks the Hill
Sounds fun
WGW
It is
EPG
No plundering, Hill
Or I'll have to arrest you
X Marks the Hill
>:(
Why don’t you just join instead?
WGW
You totally should!
Snowfield
He does fit the part with the eyepatch and super traumatic backstory
SRL
And the fact that a cat was a huge part of his story line
EPG
……
X Marks the Hill
…..I have video evidence of him petting a cat and cackling evily…
When someone entered the room he turned around in his swivel chair and went “I’ve been expecting you” then cackled again
When he noticed me filming him he threw the cat at me
Anonymous Kid
Poor cat
Birb 1
All cats deserve to be thrown
EPG
I almost hit her too
Also
Didn’t I tell you never to tell anyone that?
X Marks the Hill
I have nooo idea what you’re talking about :)
EPG
>;|
Da Queen
I’m forcing you into the VILLAINS >:)
You’re perfect for it EPG
EPG
Hmph
X Marks the Hill
Stop acting like you’re not smiling right now
EPG
Hill!
You’re fired!
X Marks the Hill
Yay!
You can deal with the angry cat yourself!
EPG
No wait-
Birb 1
Are there taxes in the VILLAINS >:)?
I Am Not Your Father
All must pay 5% of what they steal
Snowfield
Only 5%?
SWEET
Lady of the Beans
Everyone pays?
Anonymous Kid
Old enough to steal, old enough to pay!
Captain Language
Who’s in your military force?
Anonymous Kid
Any volunteers
Birb 2
And if no one volunteers?
Anonymous Kid
Then we pick the most able with the best life conditions to serve
Da Queen
They also have to be between the age of 15 and 50
SRL
15?
Lady of the Beans
Isn’t that kind of young?
I Am Not Your Father
We are a warrior nation!
Even the children are armed!
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
For being villains, you don’t seem all that evil
Da Queen
That’s the point
Anonymous Kid
We tried to make the VILLAINS >:) more hero like than villain like
Lady of the Beans
Ah
Lord of the Beans
What is evil then?
Da Queen
Doritos
Doritos are the evilest snack
There’s a reason they’re bright orange and in the shape of a triangle
The same shape as warning signs
They’re warning you to stay away
Snowfield
Good choice
Anonymous Kid
It’s a law that doritos are the evilest snack
WGW
Evilest snack? What’s the evilest food?
Birb 2
Tomatoes
No arguments
I Am Not Your Father
How’d you know?
Birb 2
They’re red, taste horrific, and are throwable
Da Queen
Exactly!
You can join us because you know that
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
MAY I JOIN AS WELL
Da Queen
Yes
I Am Not Your Father
So many new VILLAINS >:)
Lord of the Beans
Am I the only one not a villain then
Birb 1
I’m here too
Lord of the Beans
Oh no
Please no
I don’t want to be stuck with HIM
SRL
Guess we gotta kill them then
Then you’ll be stuck with him in the afterlife too :)
Anonymous Kid
Only if the OGAPLWWSNKUWWTK agrees
Snowfield
What is your judgment oh great and powerful one
Da Queen
Murder them
BUT ONLY IN THE DESIGNATED AREAS!
Man, it’s nice to have citizens actually listen to me now :)
EPG
…..why is everyone happy when I fire them?
Lord of the Beans
Why wouldn’t we be?